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    I miss our long talks when you would mother me
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  3. Have you ever had,
    And enjoyed enjoyed drinking Baileys,
    From a leather boot?
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    You have been on a real man hunt lately.
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    I went there a couple times. I'd go, but my parents are in the room, so...
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    THESE forums?
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    Nope. But I figured it wasn't that comic.
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    I feel my sanity fleeing my body the more tales of Dwarf Fortress that I read. I nearly laughed out loud maniacally at the story of the dwarf women and newborn shields. Only my composure for being at work kept it to an internal laugh.
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    I will have the candles lit and the feast prepared.
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    It's also free to play.

    The most horrible thing I've read about dwarf fortress? Female soldiers giving birth on the battlefield and using their newborn as shields.

    I also enjoyed the tale about a dwarf who had an abdominal wound where his intestines popped out. The doctor forgot to place the intestines back in the abdomen before suturing him so he wandered around with his intestines following him.

    The elephants of Boatmurder are worth mentioning and the many dwarf murals they inspired that featured elephants killing dwarfs. Actually Boatmurder is just full of crazy.
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