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Day 6 - Cult Following

I found my HERObot sunbathing outside my main building this morning. She'd returned some time during the night. I was expecting another elaborate story of someone taking...

Nope, no ousting - they've tried ... oh, they've tried ...



Psh - never going to happen.



Yes! Well, maybe ... well, no, not really.

Not in my palace, I keep the garbage cleaned out - Dictators only.



Well I dunno - does he come with the star ship, or is that sold seperately?

T.

Yeah I figured that's what you meant - since I can read minds and stuff. But I thought I should spell it out for anyone else reading who wasn't as talented.

T.

Burn!

Yeah it isn't even on the commonly asked for stuff list anymore. I think my hero should be able to fire 20 arrows a second at any offensive force attacking my city. So like at the 60...

Really? I haven't seen them yet - that's awesome. My EI's used to have arrows, but no bows to shoot them with.

Thx Tin.

T.

It isn't only beginners that make mistakes ... sigh

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(That is a scout btw)

Ok, so I'm back - and one of the first things I noticed was they actually implemented that cage thing people had asked for. Now we can steal nature creatures and force them in to servitude. I admit...

I missed you guys too. You're still doing a bang up job by the looks of things :D Good to be back around.



Thank you! I require fans, and lots of praise for my efforts - please feel free to...

Day 5 - Building and more Building

This morning did not go well. I couldn't get out of my building! Over night while I was sleeping my slaves had piled all the resources up out front and...

Man I wish I could get my mother to give me her credit card. This new auction system thing is crazy expensive. She has this ebay addiction so she might understand. So far I'm stuck using my own...

It's nice to be back! I've been killing people all day, it's fantastic. Thanks for reading (again) :D



You're back too! It's like I never left - maybe it was all just a bad dream.

T.

Day 4 - Roast Dove

That stupid bird kept me up half the night with it's chirping and squaking. How am I supposed to get any rest when it won't shut up. Now I understand how it keeps hostile...

Day 3 - Adventure?

When I exited my main building this morning (after a very restful sleep due to my new curtains) my hairy friend handed me a sealed envelope. Printed in block letters on the...

Aww I knew you missed me :D Glad to see not everything has changed, your red name comforted me upon my return ;)

T.

Day 2 - HERObot

I woke up this morning and found a giant box outside my front door with ACME stamped on the sides and top. My minions must have gotten me a gift for my 1 day anniversary of being...

... is it coincidence that I started playing again 2 days ago. I'll let you decide.

T.

That's even kinkier than what they were talking about!

;) Hey Flossie, good to see you again.



Thank you impartial third party spell checker. I throw in those spelling/grammar/word choice...

Well that's silly, you get naked while playing poker, not before hand. Socks don't count as individual items!

T.

Well there was definitely some heavy petting. I'd elaborate but I think this board is still PG isn't it?

T.

We used to do that. Then scientists claimed we'd created some kind of black hole that sucked up all the world's information and left everyone with only sarcasm - so we hand to stop.



El! ......

Day 1 - Someone needs an arm shave


I found the perfect spot to found a village. I'd carried everything on my back for such a long distance until I found the perfect spot. Then I tossed it on...

I bet you all thought you'd finally gotten rid of me. Well, I am here to disappoint those who remember (and pat people sympathetically on the head who don't remember) me.

Today I was once more...

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No?

T.

I thought internet radio was what you got when you downloaded free music and played it back for yourself. I mean, I'm doing all the work there, they should be paying me as a DJ or something right?
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