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    If the travian forums were like highschool, I think it would be something like this-

    The Rank:
    Begger:He picks his nose in class, and johnny swears he saw him eat it once. He sits alone at lunch.
    Farm hand:Bottom of the class freshmen, has the opportunity for a bright furture one day, or a seat next to the begger at lunch.
    Villager: A freshmen who's on the road to succsess.

    Tradesperson: A Sophmore who occasionally forgets his homework.
    Artisan: A Sophmore who does his studying.

    Merchant: A junior that sometimes forgets to bring his books to class.
    Philosopher: A junior on the debate team.

    Senator: These are the seniors, they rule the school.
    Consul: These are the seniors that either get valedictorian or other scholarships.
    __________________________________________________ __________________________________

    The Rep:
    Bars:
    1:Nobody knows who you are
    2:People think they might have seen you around before
    3:Oh yea, your so n so's freind
    4:People notice you
    5:You fit in well
    6:You get Invited to parties
    7:Your quite popular
    8:Your cool with everyone
    9:The faculty is envious of you
    10:The principle's envious of you, and you're invited to every party
    11:You are the party
    __________________________________________________ __________________________________

    Bella is that teacher that makes the boys
    Joshyyy is that wacky science teacher whose class is most fun
    Wren is the computer teacher
    Fighter1405 is the Headmaster/Dean
    itsme is the librarian
    and Nichts is some guy who just walked into the school one day and started working there, he was never hired but everyone likes him so no one questions it.

    Amidoinitrite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vash103 View Post
    Joshyyy is that wacky science teacher whose class is most fun
    ...and today, we're going to seeing who can make the biggest bang when you mix two chemicals together, without blowing up the school.

    Your target is caesium & water.

    Brainiac.


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    Nice link Joshyyy I love watching things go up in flames and go bang lol.

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    So, the Staff members are substitute teachers and the teal tags are 5th year seniors.
    Like riding a bike... Only with more typing and less riding a bike
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    Who's the Cheerleaders, then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vash103 View Post
    Senator: These are the seniors, they rule the school.
    11: You are the party
    I need a special rank. Barely anyone knows who I am, but your chart says I'm very popular.
    .
    First. Then, second, for maximum fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Pickle View Post
    I need a special rank. Barely anyone knows who I am, but your chart says I'm very popular.
    I don't know who you are, but I remember that dog in your siggy from when I first started - and I still grin.
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    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    I'll volunteer to be the meathead who hooks up with all the hot, but brainless, girls at the school.
    born with insight and a raised fist

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vash103 again.
    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Pickle View Post
    I need a special rank. Barely anyone knows who I am, but your chart says I'm very popular.
    I know who you are...kinda...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super_Pickle View Post
    I need a special rank. Barely anyone knows who I am, but your chart says I'm very popular.
    So I'm barely anyone?


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    Nightmoon is the popular girl at school, and i'm the lucky nerd she ends up with (Cant buy Me Love Reference for teh slow minds)

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    I'm a sophomore and a junior? That cant be right. Because I'm also an honorary freshman.
    Every now and then I re-read a post I made and think, "My Kentucky is showing through"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neran View Post
    So I'm barely anyone?

    Don't be silly. You're Neran.
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    First. Then, second, for maximum fun.

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    I think our debate team loses on general principle since I'm on it.

    T.

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    Not sure how many people actually know who I is either, but apparently I'm a pretty well like senior

    EDIT: Looking again apparently I are the party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gotmilk View Post
    Not sure how many people actually know who I is either, but apparently I'm a pretty well like senior

    EDIT: Looking again apparently I are the party
    no, only consuls are the party, your not there yet old chap

    EDIT: nvm, you MIGHT be a party, but your not cool enough for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by burton View Post
    no, only consuls are the party, your not there yet old chap
    No silly, they are the valedictorians. peoples with full bars are the party

    EDIT: You ninjaed me with your edit , au contrair you are not cool enough for school

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gotmilk View Post
    No silly, they are the valedictorians. peoples with full bars are the party

    EDIT: You ninjaed me with your edit , au contrair you are not cool enough for school
    muhawhawhawhaw, my wickedness knows no bounds Gotmilk, one of the many things you still have to learn about me,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vash103 View Post
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    I ... don't even know what to say to that o.O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I ... don't even know what to say to that o.O
    What, the fact that he thinks of you as a hot teacher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gotmilk View Post
    What, the fact that he thinks of you as a hot teacher
    basically

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gotmilk View Post
    What, the fact that he thinks of you as a hot teacher
    so you don't think Bella would be a hot teacher????

    EDIT:

    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    basically
    Just take the dang compliment already, geeeze

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    What would areas of the forums be?


    here is my take, feel free to add your own.

    Announcements & Info: The loudspeaker that you hear in your classrooms and school's television broadcast.

    FAQ's, Guides, and General Info: These are textbooks, you either love to learn from them or you ignore them completely.

    General: You're academic advising counseling office.

    Questions: You're general counseling office.

    Grump-Corner: The counselors you talk to when you are in trouble, it's also kinda like detention as the place you end up when you've done something you know was wrong. (the other place is the dump.)

    Bug-Report/ Server Failures: These are the techs and maintenance people, often times really cool and awesome when you can't figure something out... just don't get on their bad side.

    Development: This is the laboratory, where ideas get talked about and implemented... not just talked about.

    Ideas: Clubhouse where meetings take place, faculty members are there as well as student club leaders and a few dedicated students.

    Graphicpacks, Maps, and Add-On Projects: This is the multimedia classroom where the artists mingle, taking time screen printing t-shirts, developing cool websites, and shooting videos.

    Embassies of Travian: This is where the jocks hang-out, talking about game-plans, boasting about how well they've played and flexing the set of muscles. You're either in or you're out.

    Applications: Basically the team tryouts.

    Alliance Intros: These are the recruiters and spotters, on the watch for potential athletes.

    Politics & Diplomacy: The locker room essentially, where bashing, boasting, and humiliating is the name of the game.

    Talk & Play: Lunchtime!

    General Chat: Gossip, Writer's Talent, Debate room, Latest stories, and a great place to meet friends.

    RPG Forum: The library that during lunchtime portions a part for chess, dungeons & dragons, Magic and Pokémon.

    The Dump: The place you go when you ditch school during lunch time, kids here live for today and today is to have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpy View Post
    Who's the Cheerleaders, then?
    Yo I can wear mask.. like I do on the forums

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    Where are teh band nerds, =(.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooglash sontoosh View Post
    Where are teh band nerds, =(.
    oh god no, don't call the nerds out, We must all save our fellow nerds from the loving death grip that is Bella

    Teachers love their pets, and if Bella is adoring her pet nerds they wont be able to give us all the answers to the test so we can make grades to stay on the football team.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooglash sontoosh View Post
    Where are teh band nerds, =(.
    They usually hang out in world speed, as they are very dedicated to what they do and seem to be around school non-stop with their practicing and marching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summer View Post
    They usually hang out in world speed, as they are very dedicated to what they do and seem to be around school non-stop with their practicing and marching.
    =D.

    Up-rep for teh Summer. .

    This thread = win, btw, .

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    Quote Originally Posted by burton View Post
    Nightmoon is the popular girl at school, and i'm the lucky nerd she ends up with (Cant buy Me Love Reference for teh slow minds)
    Lol hmm. Popular girl I dunno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightmoon View Post
    Lol hmm. Popular girl I dunno.
    well you are popular, your the Dump Queen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    Yo I can wear mask.. like I do on the forums
    Do you want to be one of the blond ones, or the latinahhhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burton View Post
    well you are popular, your the Dump Queen
    Lol well if it were highschool I most likly would be the Jessie's girl. The one everyone wants but can't have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vash103 View Post
    If the travian forums were like highschool, I think it would be something like this-__________________________________________________ __________________________________

    Bella is that teacher that makes the boys

    Amidoinitrite?
    No!

    Beulah Balbricker

    The woman's PE teacher. She's a very large woman and doesn't like to take crap from nobody. She doesn't get along very well with her peers and the kids. She particularly has it out for Tommy and will stop at nothing to get him expelled from school.

    http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0014107/

    Bella ^



    Guess that makes me Tommy.
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    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

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    I guess that makes me that weird kid who has been voted, "Most likely to get stabbed in prison" for three years running.
    If there is a God, He must really love stupid people. Look how many He made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erknen View Post
    I guess that makes me that weird kid who has been voted, "Most likely to get stabbed in prison" for three years running.
    Nah, continuing with the Porky's theme, you can be PeeWee.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    Nah, continuing with the Porky's theme, you can be PeeWee.
    The secret word of the day is, Spoon!
    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    If there is a God, He must really love stupid people. Look how many He made.

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    Bella may be the cute teacher, but little due the guys know that the reason she gives certain attractive males 'detention' is to exploit them due to her bad marriage with Joshyyy.

    Valynor is the guy who all the girls are attracted to.

    Cheddar is one of the popular, energetic guys.

    Gotmilk is an athlete.

    Nightmoon is another popular one who frequently discusses anime/manga.

    DeLink is that Tom-boyish and random girl who has a bit of everything inside of her. And by the way she acts, she is definitley not 100% straight.
    Last edited by DeLink; 04-19-2010 at 01:36 PM.
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    So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
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    I used to think Delink was a guy, then a girl, then a lesbian and now i think he's a bisexual robot from the future sent back as a practical joke to screw with our heads.
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    OOC: I don't think I want or am ready for a lesbian take-over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeLink View Post
    Josh is an athlete.
    Lolwut?
    Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy View Post
    Lolwut?
    Wait, no Josh is a character played by Gotmilk. Let me fix that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ze Spy
    So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
    Quote Originally Posted by Xeno View Post
    I used to think Delink was a guy, then a girl, then a lesbian and now i think he's a bisexual robot from the future sent back as a practical joke to screw with our heads.
    Quote Originally Posted by cheddar View Post
    OOC: I don't think I want or am ready for a lesbian take-over.
    http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/4060/delink.jpg

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    I'd be that slightly overweight guy that keeps a box of paperclips in his locker when he has no use for them and gets over attached to them.(That's pretty much what actually happened...)

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