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    Ok... I decided to help TBW players a little.

    Here is a guide to be extra awesome while Playing Travian (I just adapted the guide "Be Awesome (for boys)" to Travian standards):

    Top Ten Awesome Ways to improve your Awesomeness:

    1. The key to achieving extreme awesomeness in Travian is twofold. 1. No matter how bad your account looks, build more Embassies, the CP is just extra awesome. 2. You need to be a forum troll, you just can't be awesome if people don't know who you are.

    2. Wear Brief Jerky's - We all need to look good to be awesome, I know it is an online game, but you need to feel good about yourself! Plus, it is an extra plus with all the ladies!

    3. Try not to to be jealous of others' awesomeness. Censorship is not awesome. - Who cares about top 100 whatever...? Farms are just a different level of awesome and make sure to send hate mails, they always make the game a little more awesome.

    4. Whenever doing something awesome, you should try and do it shirtless. Taking your shirt off increases the awesomeness by nearly a third. Plus, man boobs is a Travian signature. If you are a girl, you will get extra awesome attention, since most man playing Travian haven't been serviced frequently! Yes, that means free awesome resources!

    5. Join an alliance which is top 20 so people won't laugh at you. The only way to achieve extreme awesomeness is to mock noobs, what better way than join extra awesome alliances?

    6. When raiding, don't start too small; be sure to look for the biggest MOFO around while listening to your favorite songs to get yourself pumped up. Mine is "Eye of the Tiger."

    7. When thinking about end game, try to be optimistic and remember that every alliance have the same chances of winning. The fact that your alliance has survived to end game is what makes your time spent playing this game so great, and realizing that will make you awesome.

    8. Make sure that what you do is awesome to everyone else, as it is to yourself. If other people don't think you are awesome, you may need to try something else, but don't give up, being derepped or cataputled is the path to awesomeness.

    9. Do not use the word awesome loosely; not all things deserve the distinction of being awesome. Overuse of the word will dilute the true meaning of being awesome. So make sure to use the word awesome only once inside your profile page.

    10. Remember: the key to being awesome is to do awesome things at awesome times. Like paying tribute to the awesome person who wrote this awesome guide to extreme awesomeness.

    Disclaimer: Not just anybody can be awesome, if they could it wouldn't be awesome.

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    What if we add some awesomesauce to all of that? Will that spiced it up?
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    I'm new to Travian, does this mean awesomeness is not obtainable by me? Now my life really sucks cuz I play in a tank top, bermuda shorts and black socks. what am I to do?

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    What if we add some awesomesauce to all of that? Will that spiced it up?

    that's funny

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    Wow lol. Great guide.
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    Yes! Finally, someone else can see how awesome I am!
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    This post is just awesome
    The original T.O.

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    So I am awesome????...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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    ...And a new generation of literaly-minded noobs is born
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    1 15 b @w3s0mez pw3@5e?

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    1 15 b @w3s0mez pw3@5e?
    0 EM G33. F!N4LLY 50M30N3 2 741K 2!!!!1!!1!11111one!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by -I-Ember-I-x View Post
    0 EM G33. F!N4LLY 50M30N3 2 741K 2!!!!1!!1!11111one!!!
    I don't know how, but I understood what you wrote. Will you talk to me too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by -I-Ember-I-x View Post
    0 EM G33. F!N4LLY 50M30N3 2 741K 2!!!!1!!1!11111one!!!
    10101010101010101lolzorz 1 15 h@5 br073r!!!!11!11!112elevel1!1!111!!2 h0\/\/zor uz b33n??!?!????!?!?!

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    0n1y 1f u 7@1k 113k d1s

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    Hmm let me see here...

    1. Check... and check
    2. Hmm... sort of... Do Charlie Brown Crhistmas briefs count?
    3. Hate mail? I'm sure I got one somewhere... Ah! here it is
    4. Way ahead of you Didn't you see #3? Charlie Brown Xmas briefs. As for servicing... I'm married...
    5. Check!
    6. Awesome song! I must say even more appropriate for raiding than my other favorite. The one that starts with "Oh my Gahd, Becky!"
    7. Hmm. Still here, so check I suppose.
    8. Derepped? Check! Catapults? Check!
    9. Dang, no 'Awesome' on profile page
    10. I'm awesome on a Saturday, which is also awesome! So... check!


    conclusion = as long as you're flexible on #9 and Snoopy and Woodstock work for #2 and #4, I'm definitely AWESOME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow View Post
    10101010101010101lolzorz 1 15 h@5 br073r!!!!11!11!112elevel1!1!111!!2 h0\/\/zor uz b33n??!?!????!?!?!



    0n1y 1f u 7@1k 113k d1s
    Grrr I can't 7@1k , but I can read it = I am not that awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolita View Post
    I don't know how, but I understood what you wrote. Will you talk to me too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by -I-Ember-I-x View Post
    ? C0nfuzz73d
    Quote Originally Posted by Lolita View Post
    Grrr I can't 7@1k , but I can read it = I am not that awesome
    Is ok. Will stop being so leet so you can catch up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonothan Crane
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    Quote Originally Posted by pushistik View Post
    As for servicing... I'm married...
    I'm sorry for your loss

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaJim View Post
    I'm new to Travian, does this mean awesomeness is not obtainable by me? Now my life really sucks cuz I play in a tank top, bermuda shorts and black socks. what am I to do?
    Lose the socks. You never wear black socks with Bermuda shorts after Labor Day.
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    ! C^|\| h^z c|-|33z|3rg3|2z??!!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by leopardtree View Post
    ! C^|\| h^z c|-|33z|3rg3|2z??!!?
    C@n h@5 ch33z3burg@h 4 $5.50, tr@v1@nz g01d 0r .

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    Quote Originally Posted by -I-Ember-I-x View Post
    LOL! OMG! I think.. I will leave scarecrow and you talk in your leet language

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    Is ok. Will stop being so leet so you can catch up.
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    C@n h@5 ch33z3burg@h 4 $5.50, tr@v1@nz g01d 0r .
    You didn't do as promised!
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    I think what needs to be added to be cool is the following:

    Be sure to wear popped collars...

    Be sure to wear a ton of Axe boy spray... so what if they ladies can't bring themselves to look at you... just make it where they can't help but smell you a block away when you approach em...

    Be sure to only tuck your shirt in on the front... nothing says fancy like a half tucked shirt...

    Be sure to wear sleeveless jackets... everyone knows that wearing a sleeveless vest or jacket makes you look cool and trendy when you go out with your mom to her weekly bridge games at Aunt Ester's house on Thursdays...

    Be sure to wear sturdy shoes... that way you can run quickly when the bullies spot you with your magic the Gathering cards. It is also suggested you wear a fanny pack to store your Magic cards and Yu-gi-oh cards as well...

    Be sure to trim your underwear band a bit... that way when the bullies go to try and give you a wedgie they will instead rip off the band when they attempt to go atomic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aragami_frog View Post
    Be sure to trim your underwear band a bit... that way when the bullies go to try and give you a wedgie they will instead rip off the band when they attempt to go atomic.
    Solid advice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aragami_frog View Post
    Be sure to wear popped collars...
    Don't knock the popped collars. One of the winners of the "Hottest BS Man" competition owes his recent victory to exactly that.
    Last edited by Mary Anne Bell; 10-04-2009 at 03:50 AM.

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    does posting in an epic thread make me awezome?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mary Jane View Post
    does posting in an epic thread make me awezome?
    Yes, but a thread isn't epic until Waffles! has posted in it.

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    3y3 L!k3 \v/@FF|_3Z W/ SY|2UP *nomnom*

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    It frightens me no end that I can actually read that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolita View Post
    LOL! OMG! I think.. I will leave scarecrow and you talk in your leet language

    You didn't do as promised!
    I didn't do as much as I could've It only gets easier to type when you smash your head on the keyboard to make words.
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    It frightens me no end that I can actually read that...
    Is not that hard.

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    Maybe not, but I'm way old. Reading that should be well beyond my skill set.
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    So all the new guys at the universities there in the states don't go around speaking leet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonothan Crane
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow View Post
    So all the new guys at the universities there in the states don't go around speaking leet?
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    stop it Stop IT STOP IT!!!1!1!

    i CAN'T HEAR YOU laLAlaLAlaLAlaLAlaLAlaLA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old MacDonald View Post
    3y3 sp33l< 1337 @s ^^y 1sl L@nGu@g3

    Translation: I speak 1337. It's a very lol language.

    (They think their parents can't understand it)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Excelsior View Post
    Translation: I speak 1337. It's a very lol language.

    (They think their parents can't understand it)
    Actually...

    "I speak leet as my 1st language...."

    Now I KNOW my parents can't understand it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mary Anne Bell View Post
    Don't knock the popped collars. One of the winners of the "Hottest BS Man" competition owes his recent victory to exactly that.
    I remember that competition... I got 2nd runner up because of my knee high socks and shorts... I should of went with the red flip flops instead of the blue to match my polo shirt.
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    Doh, a whole thread dedicated to Awesomeness and I missed posting second!!!! ARGGG

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    Quote Originally Posted by aragami_frog View Post
    I remember that competition... I got 2nd runner up because of my knee high socks and shorts... I should of went with the red flip flops instead of the blue to match my polo shirt.
    lol You were not even in that competition! MAB, OFL and me had a hard time choosing the awesome shirtless BS winner. We needed more angles of his awesomeness to make that decision I wonder if he plays "Eye of the Tiger" when he raids
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lolita View Post
    lol You were not even in that competition! MAB, OFL and me had a hard time choosing the awesome shirtless BS winner. We needed more angles of his awesomeness to make that decision I wonder if he plays "Eye of the Tiger" when he raids
    I wasn't in the competition??? Then who the heck was I getting dressed and undressed for?

    He told me that it was for the best body competition in BS and that the pictures and video were for judging purposes only....

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