Top Ten ways to improve your awesomeness
Ok... I decided to help TBW players a little.
Here is a guide to be extra awesome while Playing Travian (I just adapted the guide "Be Awesome (for boys)" to Travian standards):
Top Ten Awesome Ways to improve your Awesomeness:
1. The key to achieving extreme awesomeness in Travian is twofold. 1. No matter how bad your account looks, build more Embassies, the CP is just extra awesome. 2. You need to be a forum troll, you just can't be awesome if people don't know who you are.
2. Wear Brief Jerky's - We all need to look good to be awesome, I know it is an online game, but you need to feel good about yourself! Plus, it is an extra plus with all the ladies!
3. Try not to to be jealous of others' awesomeness. Censorship is not awesome. - Who cares about top 100 whatever...? Farms are just a different level of awesome and make sure to send hate mails, they always make the game a little more awesome.
4. Whenever doing something awesome, you should try and do it shirtless. Taking your shirt off increases the awesomeness by nearly a third. Plus, man boobs is a Travian signature. If you are a girl, you will get extra awesome attention, since most man playing Travian haven't been serviced frequently! Yes, that means free awesome resources!
5. Join an alliance which is top 20 so people won't laugh at you. The only way to achieve extreme awesomeness is to mock noobs, what better way than join extra awesome alliances?
6. When raiding, don't start too small; be sure to look for the biggest MOFO around while listening to your favorite songs to get yourself pumped up. Mine is "Eye of the Tiger."
7. When thinking about end game, try to be optimistic and remember that every alliance have the same chances of winning. The fact that your alliance has survived to end game is what makes your time spent playing this game so great, and realizing that will make you awesome.
8. Make sure that what you do is awesome to everyone else, as it is to yourself. If other people don't think you are awesome, you may need to try something else, but don't give up, being derepped or cataputled is the path to awesomeness.
9. Do not use the word awesome loosely; not all things deserve the distinction of being awesome. Overuse of the word will dilute the true meaning of being awesome. So make sure to use the word awesome only once inside your profile page.
10. Remember: the key to being awesome is to do awesome things at awesome times. Like paying tribute to the awesome person who wrote this awesome guide to extreme awesomeness.
Disclaimer: Not just anybody can be awesome, if they could it wouldn't be awesome.
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Originally Posted by the highlander
I can't 7@1k , but I can read it = I am not that awesome 
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