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    So the clock just ticked over to the 21st December in Britland, which means I have ~24 hours before the world ends.

    The last day of the world: what to do?

    Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 <-- coincidence?
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    Kinda feel like you're okay with the world ending after watching that video, huh?


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    Haters gonna hate.
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    Haters gonna hate.
    You want the world to end?

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    You want the world to end?
    Well it'd mean I wouldn't have to put up with the damn sexual tension between Baron and eBol any more, which can only be a good thing.
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    If NASA knew for a fact the world would end on 12/21/12, they would certainly tell the entire planet about it well in advance.

    That NASA link is irrefutable proof the world will NOT end tomorrow. Cheers.
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    I'm here reporting live from the studio. We have Yoshiiiiiiiii on satellite. He in on the ground where all the action is. Being a Britdum, it is already tomorrow where he lives.

    Yoshiiiii, can you hear me? What can you tell all of us about the zombie outbreak? Has the royal family been infected yet? Any chance you have a video for us of the queen eating someone's brain?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshyyy View Post
    ...the damn sexual tension between Baron and eBol...
    Lurk =/= Baron

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erbal View Post
    If NASA knew for a fact the world would end on 12/21/12, they would certainly tell the entire planet about it well in advance.

    That NASA link is irrefutable proof the world will NOT end tomorrow. Cheers.
    I would not put it past NASA to fake some craziness and broadcast it to cause real craziness. The government needs a way to get the human population under control, and get rid of some unsavory countries. Ultimately, this will result in the new world order. Or nothing will happen.



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    The world is ending. The zombies are killing people. Is this really where you guys want to take this conversation?

    We can get vital info about the zombie outbreak here. Yoshiiiiiiiiiii might be able to tell us something to help us out. I mean do we shoot them in the hearts, in the heads, stab them with wooden stakes, shoot them with silver bullets? Maybe these are cool zombies and if you just offer them a beer they take one sip and their heads explode.

    This is important to know.
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    They're all allergic to cuteness (like vampires and garlic), and especially attracted to guys, it seems. The most effective defense mechanism so far has been walking around with a plushie hanging around your neck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshyyy View Post
    They're all allergic to cuteness (like vampires and garlic), and especially attracted to guys, it seems. The most effective defense mechanism so far has been walking around with a plushie hanging around your neck.
    This is good information to have! So if all guys dress up in drag and wear a plush around their neck, they have a better chance for survival.

    Now is there any certain type of stuffed animal they hate more than others? Which ones have you tried? And should the guys wear make up and wigs too? What about women? Are they left unharmed by the zombies or should they get really girly too?

    You are saving lives here. You will be remembered as a hero for sharing your zombie attack tips.
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    Britain is invalid, the Mayans didn't know there were other places in the world.
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    Good point. Only America matters!
    Mayans are from south america right? And no, not going to look it up on google. How dare you tell me to do that? What do you take me for, some kind of internet jerk who looks up all his facts on google instead of getting information from books, or the actual source? You make me sick.
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    Mayan civilization covered parts of Mexico, the Yucatan Peninsula, and Central America as far as Guatemala and Honduras. So, partly in North America.

    Also there's evidence of trade and cultural influence in the aboriginal nations of what is now southern U.S.

    In my house, we plan on celebrating the Mayan Nonapocalpsye with a marathon of global disaster films, begonning of course with 2012.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    In my house, we plan on celebrating the Mayan Nonapocalpsye with a marathon of global disaster films, begonning of course with 2012.
    I bought steak for dinner. I told them it was because this will be our last chance to eat it since after tomorrow we will only crave brains. The kids get my humor. It's all good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Fixed, end of the world Eiffel Tower.
    That happening would be more of a sign of the apocalypse.

    Add Joshyyy filming and Roin shaking the bed and it's on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshyyy View Post
    They're all allergic to cuteness (like vampires and garlic), and especially attracted to guys, it seems. The most effective defense mechanism so far has been walking around with a plushie hanging around your neck.

    I'd rather take my chances fighting them off.

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    No zombies. Lot'sa wind, but not zombies.
    Worst apocolypse ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erknen View Post
    No zombies. Lot'sa wind, but not zombies.
    Worst apocolypse ever.
    Seriously, A LOT of wind.

    It's windier than Sandy in some parts of NYC.

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    What does my brother's flatulence have to do with this?

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    The wind is currently at about 49 mph hour, gusts up to 60 and getting windier.

    Now where's the zombies? Do they not like cold?
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    I always wondered, would zombies freeze? If so we'd all be fine in the North.
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    Chump, Chump, Chump...sigh...if you were honestly concerned for your safety, you would have already read World War Z and/or The Zombie Survival Guide you would know the answer to that.

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    Yeah, sometimes when I wear boxers my apathy slips out.
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    If the world doesn't end there's going to be a lot more babies in the next 9 months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    If the world doesn't end there's going to be a lot more babies in the next 9 months.
    Depending on cycle of the woman, yeah.
    Maybe that's it, though. All the humping knocked Earth off its rotation.

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    Last day of Mayan Calender was yesterday... But then that just means the world is ending today!

    Hooray!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5m4llP0X View Post
    Depending on cycle of the woman, yeah.
    Maybe that's it, though. All the humping knocked Earth off its rotation.
    So we really did save the world... Wow...
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    Why does Jesus look like Dwayne Johnson? Can you smmmmeelllllllllll what the savior's cookin'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumpanzie View Post
    Why does Jesus look like Dwayne Johnson? Can you smmmmeelllllllllll what the savior's cookin'?
    Humans?

    That baptism water was abnormally warm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumpanzie View Post
    Why does Jesus look like Dwayne Johnson? Can you smmmmeelllllllllll what the savior's cookin'?
    That's not Jesus, that's Buddy Christ.

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    Are there really people in the world that haven't seen Dogma?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    Are there really people in the world that haven't seen Dogma?
    Pretty awesome movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD70 View Post
    Pretty awesome movie.
    Lunchbox is sexy! And George Carlin is amazing in it. And Chris Rock- lulz. He's always cool.

    Seriously, if anyone out there has never seen Dogma you need to. I mean Alanis Morisette plays God. And the dude that plays Snape is in it too. And that Selma Hy... something chick is a stripper. Snoogins!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    Lunchbox is sexy! And George Carlin is amazing in it. And Chris Rock- lulz. He's always cool.

    Seriously, if anyone out there has never seen Dogma you need to. I mean Alanis Morisette plays God. And the dude that plays Snape is in it too. And that Selma Hy... something chick is a stripper. Snoogins!
    Alan Rickman (Snape) plays Metatron http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0001300/bio
    Selma Hayek plays the stripper (Muse).

    Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
    Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
    Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
    Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
    Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.
    Bethany: What's the fine print?
    Metatron: [mumbling into glass] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingalle xistence.
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    Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.
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    It's Salma Hayek.

    And now, we've summoned her.


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