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    Default Sirveri's orderly mafia round.

    Rules:
    Voting 'no lynch' is allowed
    Role Claim is allowed
    town wins when all mafia are dead
    First KP is Jan 1 @ 11PM EST. This is when all votes and specials are due.
    Failure to vote or use a special or contact me telling me you're not doing anything will cause your character to become suicidal.
    Suicidal characters suicide next missed vote
    Lenience for bans may be allowed, but please try to avoid bans
    Please bold all votes!
    There are roles, but I ain't sayin' what is in play, have fun figuring that out.
    No external PM's if you're town
    Haunting IS allowed, however don't be a ******* about it. No outing fellow mafia members or doing anything that would seriously break the game.
    All players are on the same playing field, no abusing of mod powers (new as of 2Jan13 @2114PST)

    Order of play:
    Roles that influence lynch
    Lynch
    All other roles
    Mafia kill



    Story:
    The mayor was murdered by the mafia, now the town is pissed and it's payback time! Unfortunately the town doesn't know who is in the mafia, so they've resorted to randomly slaughtering each other in an attempt to weed out the negative elements.

    Current Players:
    Luisss - Mafia Group 1 Roleblocker
    Conundrum - Mafia Group 2 Roleblocker
    Jacana - Cultist
    Scarecrow - Vanilla Town
    Channingman - Town Alarmist
    Vash103 - Mafia Group 2
    ???? - Mafia Group 1
    Doog - Town Cop
    Gebne - Mafia Group 1
    Flossie Schmumpus - Town Hider
    Baron D'Holbach - Mafia Group 2
    Mouse-Keyboard - Cult Bus Driver
    Gotmilk - Town Doctor
    Voltage - Vanilla Town
    Razorwind - Vanilla Town
    therealwebber - Cult Leader

    TOWN WINS!

    Thread will be unlocked once roles are released. If you don't get a role you are vanilla town.

    Kill Posts:
    Night 1
    Night 2
    Night 3
    Night 4
    Night 5
    Night 6
    Night 7
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    Unlocked
    First KP is Jan 1 2013 @ 11PM EST.

    Have at ye!

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    Vote: Jacana
    Reason: Resorting to age old tradition of lynching him first for nostalgia's sake.

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    Patients suffering delusional episodes often focus their paranoia on an external tormentor. Usually one conforming to Jungian archetypes. In this case, a scarecrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow View Post
    Vote: Jacana
    Reason: Resorting to age old tradition of lynching him first for nostalgia's sake.
    Plus the old strategy of lynching people who were just mafia, which is totally foolproof. And I was just mafia three times in a row.

    Unfortunately this time around it seems I am vanilla town.

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    Vote: Luisss
    Reason:
    Is Luisss.

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    Scarecrow is Mafia. The first poster is always mafia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ???? View Post
    Scarecrow is Mafia. The first poster is always mafia.
    The funny thing is, this one actually works quite often.

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    Vote: MK
    Reason: I can't stand him

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    Quote Originally Posted by ???? View Post
    Scarecrow is Mafia. The first poster is always mafia.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    The funny thing is, this one actually works quite often.
    I usually look at the first three posters and Scarecrow actually has a valid reason to be up at 3:04 pst where as Jacana as no reason to be up 4:34 am pst
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    I usually look at the first three posters and Scarecrow actually has a valid reason to be up at 3:04 pst where as Jacana as no reason to be up 4:34 am pst
    Doesn't Jacana live on the east coast? 7:30 am? Unless I are wrong and he lives in California like everyone else does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    Doesn't Jacana live on the east coast? 7:30 am? Unless I are wrong and he lives in California like everyone else does.
    I live in Washington State.

    But I fell asleep early yesterday and woke up at fourish in the morning, so...

    Actually that happens to me a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    I live in Washington State.
    Well I was close!

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    Sirv, you ******* suck.

    Putting night one, on New Years Eve.

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    Scarecrow had a valid reason to be posting at 10pm on New years eve? or 9pm since i think he is in the land of no summer time change. I wanna hear this reason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    Scarecrow had a valid reason to be posting at 10pm on New years eve? or 9pm since i think he is in the land of no summer time change. I wanna hear this reason.
    He got grounded?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    He got grounded?
    Where's the tried and true, patented Flossie analysis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooglash sontoosh View Post
    Where's the tried and true, patented Flossie analysis?
    Tomorrow? Maybe later today, we have time and there is such a whole slough of people....I want some to differentiate themselves out so I have good interesting reasons as to why you all are mafia.
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    Last time Flossie didn't post an analysis, she was Mafia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouse-Keyboard View Post
    Last time Flossie didn't post an analysis, she was Mafia
    You sure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    Scarecrow had a valid reason to be posting at 10pm on New years eve? or 9pm since i think he is in the land of no summer time change. I wanna hear this reason.
    I got home from dinner with family at that time.

    Also, you are correct in your thinking about me being in the land of no Summer time change. I don't know how those Southerners put up with daylight at 11pm. =\

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    Quote Originally Posted by ???? View Post
    Scarecrow is Mafia. The first poster is always mafia.
    FOS: ????
    Why you no follow up suspicion with vote first night?

    FOS: Flossie
    I want your analysis darn it.
    Last edited by Scarecrow; 01-01-2013 at 12:01 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    You sure?
    Not entirely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    You sure?
    It's true, correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think you posted a Flossie-style analysis in the aitp round, and my hat says you're the assassin. And in the trolls vs. mods round, I called you as mafia because you hadn't done that shtick and I was right.

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    Flossies Patented Guaranteed to Accurately Finger 100% of the Mafia.

    Luisss --- Too many S's....makes him snakey....and I was right about him last time
    Conundrum ---Gives pronouncements based on "gut" instinct....mafia rely on this all the time
    Jacana --- has a shifty bird as an avatar...trying to look sooooo sweet and innocent, it is all a cover up...
    Scarecrow --- he comes from down under....code for the netherworld, always mafia
    Voltage --- feels the best way to hide is to be of few words...so what does she have to hide?...Mafia ties
    Vash103 --- name rhymes with wash...it all comes out in the wash Vash, your mafia ties and all
    ???? --- so mysterious hiding behind symbology.
    Doog --- Dooglash Soontash hiding his mafia ties behind a long convoluted name
    Gebne --- from down under too...one has to wonder just what all are those mafiosos hiding down under????
    Flossie Schmumpus --- Given to being rather oblivious, but innocent nonetheless, or rather innocent because of it.
    Baron D'Holbach --- Pretentious sounding name, clearly speaks of the ambition to be mafia don if he isn't already him.
    Mouse-Keyboard ---Hides his mafia association behind a mouse like demeanor, do not be fooled, he is a deadly beasty
    Gotmilk --- Has got the butter wouldn't melt in his mouth aura, reality is a rutheless mob operative lurks in his breast
    Channingman --- The name sounds so innocuous, but in reality it strikes fear in the hearts of all who know the man who carries the name
    Razorwind --- an aptly named mafioso, he doesn't even bother to hide his trade instead carries it proudly in his name, advertising his favorite method of pleasing his henchmen
    therealwebber --- this one had me going for a while, honestly who would willingly carry a moniker advertising a barbecue? Well someone who wants to hide in plain sight would, what a great cover for a mafia henchman


    Once again I am the only innocent forced to live among the vilest collection of mafia thugs known to man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Flossies Patented Guaranteed to Accurately Finger 100% of the Mafia.

    ???? --- so mysterious hiding behind symbology.

    Gebne --- from down under too...one has to wonder just what all are those mafiosos hiding down under????

    Flossie Schmumpus --- Given to being rather oblivious, but innocent nonetheless, or rather innocent because of it.



    Once again I am the only innocent forced to live among the vilest collection of mafia thugs known to man.
    I am not hiding anyone down under. And certainly not ???? since he is hiding behind symbolism apparently. Since you can make symbols using a mouse & keyboard i think the symbolism is due to MK.

    Vote: mouse-keyboard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Luisss --- Too many S's....makes him snakey....and I was right about him last time
    You have more.

    Vash103 --- name rhymes with wash...it all comes out in the wash Vash, your mafia ties and all.
    You pronounce Vash weird. I've always figured it sounds like the word "dash".


    And making your analyses right after I posted that you're mafia when you don't do it?

    Makes you seem even more mafia to me.

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    Vote: Doog
    Reason: He is a sneaky one.
    Fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltage View Post
    Vote: Doog
    Reason: He is a sneaky one.
    Because he is Jewish?

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    Reason:Antisemitism

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    Vote: Gotmilk
    Reason: I know his first name

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooglash sontoosh View Post
    Sirv, you ******* suck.

    Putting night one, on New Years Eve.

    Also,
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    Votes are due Jan 1, y'all just have extra time to figure things out on day 1. Just FYI.

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    Oh, my bad.

    <3 joo sirv.

    Also, voltage, you're literally ********.

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    Oh come on Doog~
    Don't be so harsh.
    Fine.

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    Mafia: Luisss, Conundrum, Jacana

    VOTE: Jacana
    Reason: Out of the three, he's the smartest player, even though Luisss is probably GF.

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    All right, I'm leaving for my NYE party, y'all be good while I'm gone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirveri View Post
    All right, I'm leaving for my NYE party, y'all be good while I'm gone!
    Be recklessly safe out there.

    Couldn't go to any parties since I was in the hosp with my dad until security threw me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Mafia: Luisss, Conundrum, Jacana

    VOTE: Jacana
    Reason: Out of the three, he's the smartest player, even though Luisss is probably GF.
    Damn.

    Baron got us quick guys, game over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    Damn.

    Baron got us quick guys, game over.
    Well, it's quite simple really.

    As anyone who has ever hosted a mafia round knows, you place your list into Random.org and generate the list. The first few names, you put as mafia. Since Sirv is a first round host, he wouldn't think enough to randomize the randomized list so the first few names there are mafia.

    I know, it's a crappy way to shout out and take advantage of a first-time host's mistakes, but I like to win.

    Sorry, Jac. You're busted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Well, it's quite simple really.

    As anyone who has ever hosted a mafia round knows, you place your list into Random.org and generate the list. The first few names, you put as mafia. Since Sirv is a first round host, he wouldn't think enough to randomize the randomized list so the first few names there are mafia.

    I know, it's a crappy way to shout out and take advantage of a first-time host's mistakes, but I like to win.

    Sorry, Jac. You're busted.
    Clearly my intellect is no match for yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post

    And making your analyses right after I posted that you're mafia when you don't do it?

    Makes you seem even more mafia to me.
    I thought ^this too.

    Vote:Flossie
    Reason: Panicked after being called out on not doing her mafia analysis thingy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Mafia: Luisss, Conundrum, Jacana

    VOTE: Jacana
    Reason: Out of the three, he's the smartest player, even though Luisss is probably GF.
    I wish I was that lucky . That was fun! Unfortunately that's not the case, though I'm interested in knowing what made you get that read on me since I haven't posted in the thread?

    EDIT: Sorry about your dad, Baron. Just read that post saying you were at the hospital with him .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post
    I wish I was that lucky . That was fun! Unfortunately that's not the case, though I'm interested in knowing what made you get that read on me since I haven't posted in the thread?
    It's no use Luisss, Baron already figured it out, he posted his reasons already.

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    So, Flossie is damned is she did and damned if she didn't? Good job you two.

    If I didn't already have my vote on you Jac I would be withdrawing it to place on you.
    Also, retracting all my prior fingers of suspicion;
    LFOS: Luisss

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