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    I can believe this has 1791 comments. Pretty funny though.

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    What if your banana curves the other way, or doesn't curve at all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumpanzie View Post
    What if your banana curves the other way, or doesn't curve at all?
    According to the comments the 571B is for bananas that curve right and the 571C is for bananas that curve left. I do not believe they have a model for straight bananas yet.

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    The makers of this forum would like to order one banana slicer and two egg slicers please. No, I do not want to know what shananagans they will get up to with them.
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    I want one.

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    *Crosses his legs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumpanzie View Post
    What if your banana curves the other way, or doesn't curve at all?
    I have not, in my life, seen a straight banana. It is in my experience that every banana curves slightly.

    Mine goes leftish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    Mine goes leftish.
    I bet you're right handed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    I bet you're right handed.
    Why, yes! I am!

    How did you guess that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    Why, yes! I am!

    How did you guess that?
    Mine goes rightish and I'm left handed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I want one.
    I think you need a banana more than the slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    I think you need a banana more than the slicer.
    I feel like the two really go hand-in-hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I feel like the two really go hand-in-hand.
    Or hand-on-banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    Or hand-on-banana.
    Hand-on-banana slicer-on-banana?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I feel like the two really go hand-in-hand.
    Didn't know you were into skiing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    Hand-on-banana slicer-on-banana?
    Now you're just being silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Didn't know you were into skiing.
    It's not really my thing.

    I just don't see the point of a banana slicer without a banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I just don't see the point of a banana slicer without a banana.
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    Which was my original point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
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    Which was my original point.
    I already have bananas, I bought a bunch at the grocery store earlier this week.

    Now I just need the slicer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I already have bananas, I bought a bunch at the grocery store earlier this week.

    Now I just need the slicer
    I would've thought you got your bananas for free.

    But, I guess if you want them in bunches and have to make sure they're clean. What color were they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    I would've thought you got your bananas for free.

    But, I guess if you want them in bunches and have to make sure they're clean. What color were they?
    Where do you think I live, a jungle? I get my bananas at the grocery store like everyone else.

    As for color, they're just basic bananas. What color did you think they'd be?

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    See, I don't understand this contraption...

    If you're the type of person that likes to run a cold blade over bananas, why would you spend money on something that hastens it? Why rush the process?


    Either way....bananas are very beneficial. Not only are they yummy, but the inside of the banana (not the hard exterior) makes a very good face mask. Good for the complexion. Just don't get any in your eyes.

    http://www.organicauthority.com/deli...ey-facial.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinLocks View Post
    Either way....bananas are very beneficial. Not only are they yummy, but the inside of the banana (not the hard exterior) makes a very good face mask. Good for the complexion. Just don't get any in your eyes.

    http://www.organicauthority.com/deli...ey-facial.html
    I've seen stuff about that on Pinterest. Apparently you can whiten your teeth with it as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    As for color, they're just basic bananas. What color did you think they'd be?
    I think Baron had pegged you for a plantain lover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    I think Baron had pegged you for a plantain lover.
    Did you know plantains and bananas are often considered the same thing? The difference is in how they are prepared/consumed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    Where do you think I live, a jungle? I get my bananas at the grocery store like everyone else.

    As for color, they're just basic bananas. What color did you think they'd be?
    I just figured that if I'd throw you a free banana, others wouldn't charge either. Maybe my standards of banana giveaways are low?

    I guess they're yellow since you don't live in the jungle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I've seen stuff about that on Pinterest. Apparently you can whiten your teeth with it as well.

    Really? That's an interesting perspective.

    Do you just keep it in your mouth a bit longer before swallowing?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    I just figured that if I'd throw you a free banana, others wouldn't charge either. Maybe my standards of banana giveaways are low?

    I guess they're yellow since you don't live in the jungle.
    I know they don't cost very much, but I don't understand why you'd give away bananas.

    Quote Originally Posted by RobinLocks View Post
    Really? That's an interesting perspective.

    Do you just keep it in your mouth a bit longer before swallowing?
    I'm not sure. I don't think it involves the banana meat though, I think you use the inside of the peel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I know they don't cost very much, but I don't understand why you'd give away bananas.
    I aim to please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    I just figured that if I'd throw you a free banana, others wouldn't charge either. Maybe my standards of banana giveaways are low?

    I guess they're yellow since you don't live in the jungle.
    Yeah, she doesn't strike me as the type that would enjoy black bananas. They're an acquired taste, although from what I've heard once you try one you'll never go back to eating other bananas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    I aim to please.
    I guess you must know some people that really love bananas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post

    I'm not sure. I don't think it involves the banana meat though, I think you use the inside of the peel.
    Well, I know one may try swallowing the meaty bit, but it's going to lead to gagging.


    The inside of the peel is nice. Goody it comes in a nice package.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinLocks View Post
    Well, I know one may try swallowing the meaty bit, but it's going to lead to gagging.
    I think that's only when you try and swallow it whole. With the banana slicer you'd be able to swallow the pieces easily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumpanzie View Post
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    Good to see some comedy in an otherwise serious thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I guess you must know some people that really love bananas.
    Yeah.

    Yeah I do.

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    I'm rather fond of peaches too, although Iwon't say no to a really nice banana.
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    So, if you were a monkey hanging between a banana and a peach, you might swing either way?

    I like peaches, but they need to be peeled, no fuzz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chumpanzie View Post
    So, if you were a monkey hanging between a banana and a peach, you might swing either way?

    I like peaches, but they need to be peeled, no fuzz.
    Ever tried to eat two peaches at once?

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