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    Where am I? No seriously, where the hell am I?

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    Are you playing, Che?
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    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cisalpine View Post
    which are you in?
    yours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Are you playing, Che?
    Playing? No I'm always super srs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Che View Post
    Playing? No I'm always super srs!

    Are you on the server?
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    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post

    Are you on the server?
    Yes, I'm running the Center for Disease Control, helping to identify those infected with the N-virus. After investigating many of the infected, I noticed an alarming trend. One purple stained thong...

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    Hi! I'm a new player looking for a fun game, and I hear this is the place to play.

    Are there lots of kind, patient people on this server?
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Che View Post
    Yes, I'm running the Center for Disease Control, helping to identify those infected with the N-virus. After investigating many of the infected, I noticed an alarming trend. One purple stained thong...
    Every stain has a story.

    Quote Originally Posted by cooper316 View Post
    Hi! I'm a new player looking for a fun game, and I hear this is the place to play.

    Are there lots of kind, patient people on this server?
    Coop!!! Have an account all ready for you and everything!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooper316 View Post
    Hi! I'm a new player looking for a fun game, and I hear this is the place to play.

    Are there lots of kind, patient people on this server?
    There are only nice people here...or at least only people who pay their bar bills on time, beyond that I don't care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post
    yours!
    That could work nicely! I may not have to clear things!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisalpine View Post
    That could work nicely! I may not have to clear things!!
    Since Luisss likes to clear things for others maybe we could hire him out as a cleaning service. Lets tell Flossie that he is the new pool boy and we may get back some of those exorbitant fees she charges for plant massages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    Since Luisss likes to clear things for others maybe we could hire him out as a cleaning service. Lets tell Flossie that he is the new pool boy and we may get back some of those exorbitant fees she charges for plant massages.

    So Luisss is cleaning the pool? The only pool around here is the cesspool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    So Luisss is cleaning the pool? The only pool around here is the cesspool.
    Seems fitting.

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    Hey, I have to keep Blazin out of the real kitchens and playing happily in his "kitchen", though now he seems to have gotten a fetish for peeing in bottles...good thing I am one step ahead of him...did you know diluted pee is good liquid fertilizer?


    Blazie....you really make my flowers grow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Blazie....you really make my flowers grow!


    I hope in turn you make his fertilizing tool grow.
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post


    I hope in turn you make his fertilizing tool grow.
    Huh?.....Oh no you don't....I am not going there...



    Psst Pineh....I think I just got an innuendo....right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    Since Luisss likes to clear things for others maybe we could hire him out as a cleaning service. Lets tell Flossie that he is the new pool boy and we may get back some of those exorbitant fees she charges for plant massages.
    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    So Luisss is cleaning the pool? The only pool around here is the cesspool.
    At first I was like ... Oh? .

    Then I was like... Oh .
    "Semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luisss View Post
    At first I was like ... Oh? .

    Then I was like... Oh .
    A clean cesspool is a happy cesspool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    did you know diluted pee is good liquid fertilizer?


    Blazie....you really make my flowers grow!
    Please tell me more about this diluted pee. What should you dilute it with? Also...what if the pee is LOADED with alcohol?

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    You dilute it with water 1 part pee/9 parts water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Huh?.....Oh no you don't....I am not going there...



    Psst Pineh....I think I just got an innuendo....right?
    Yes you did. I am so proud of you!!!
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    We will corrupt her...one innuendo at a time.
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    We will corrupt her...one innuendo at a time.
    No, no corrupting of Flossie allowed. There must be one brilliant pinpoint of innocence to shine in the darkness.

    Otherwise, how could we sing about the light over there?
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    We will corrupt her...one innuendo at a time.
    You know they have been trying for quite a while now....my mind is just built to be innuendo forgetting.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    No, no corrupting of Flossie allowed. There must be one brilliant pinpoint of innocence to shine in the darkness.

    Otherwise, how could we sing about the light over there?
    aw...*blush*, I don't know what to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    No, no corrupting of Flossie allowed. There must be one brilliant pinpoint of innocence to shine in the darkness.

    Otherwise, how could we sing about the light over there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    You know they have been trying for quite a while now....my mind is just built to be innuendo forgetting.
    I'm a whole different animal, I'm a master of innuendos and innuendonts
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    I'm a whole different animal, I'm a master of innuendos and innuendonts
    You are but a stripling, I have age and guile on my side...or maybe I mean guilelessness...hmmm. NVM! It doesn't matter, I am old and well versed in the art of forgettery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    You are but a stripling, I have age and guile on my side...or maybe I mean guilelessness...hmmm. NVM! It doesn't matter, I am old and well versed in the art of forgettery.
    Ah, the art of forgettery. To have forgotten more than the striplings have ever learned - and still know more than they do.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    What are you two whipper snappers talking about? I've forgotten more than all of you combined will ever know in three lifetimes the world won't even know I existed... What was I saying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Che View Post
    What are you two whipper snappers talking about? I've forgotten more than all of you combined will ever know in three lifetimes the world won't even know I existed... What was I saying?
    You lying sack of poo! You are naught but a brash youngling trying to piggy back on our august ages.













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    Oh my, I've pooped myself
    Anyone for waffles!?
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippery View Post
    Dang, another lounge I have to keep clean. If THIS thread goes inactive I really will cry!
    Well...
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    I think I can see why this lounge was unused for so long. It was clearly Dan's fault.

    Let's chip in and get Dan some purple Depends.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    So...Thanksgiving is approaching...
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    You (should) never wear black socks with Bermuda shorts after Labor Day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger Finger View Post
    So...Thanksgiving is approaching...
    Depends on your perspective. For me, it was last month.

    I actually think the Canadian thanksgiving is at a more sensible time. We have an extra month to recover from the after effects of a family gathering before we have to do it all again at Christmas.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    See, we do it in November, because it's at a critical point for our football leagues...and we need the games to coincide with excuses to party.

    Also, down here in the south, it just ain't cold enough in October to justify a bonfire and hot apple cider.
    Quote Originally Posted by LuxCal View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trigger Finger View Post
    See, we do it in November, because it's at a critical point for our football leagues...and we need the games to coincide with excuses to party.
    Don't forget that the games, which are designed to be played to maximise ad breaks, need to be timed so that people can go completely nuts buying stuff afterwards and having Christmas as an excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Depends on your perspective. For me, it was last month.

    I actually think the Canadian thanksgiving is at a more sensible time. We have an extra month to recover from the after effects of a family gathering before we have to do it all again at Christmas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    ...go completely nuts buying stuff afterwards and having Christmas as an excuse.
    Bingo!

    What's the point of Thanksgiving, if you don't get to stand in line at BestBuy for the Black Friday sales? C'mon, let's be serious.
    Quote Originally Posted by LuxCal View Post
    You (should) never wear black socks with Bermuda shorts after Labor Day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ritterbruder
    I came into these forums a happy go-lucky kid skipping down the street... But the flames have changed me. My once boyish charm has been replaced with contempt for poor posts and my smooth, silky face is scarred from many a propaganda war. The world is a dark place now, and I seek to bring light to this Hell.
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