Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 71

Thread: I am new member

  1. #1

    Default I am new member

    Hello >>

    How are you ??

    Are you ok ??

    I am new member

    I want to welcome me


    I am from Saudi Arabia

  2. #2

    Default

    I wanted to welcome you but you already welcomed yourself so I am stuck here with these balloons and party hats.

    Anyone else want welcomed? I have the party gear all ready to go.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

  3. #3
    Philosopher Daft Punk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Not even mad
    Posts
    2,676

    Default

    It's pretty rude to boast about your affiliation with the Sturmabteilung.

  4. #4
    Consul Kurtz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    The land of the ice and snow
    Posts
    24,821

    Default

    Be careful about getting welcomes from Americans. They're only after your oil.

  5. #5

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    Be careful about getting welcomes from Americans. They're only after your oil.
    No, he's on the forum. We want his soul.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

  6. #6

    Default

    No, he's on the forum. We want his soul.
    You are so UnAmerican!! We can totally have his soul AND his oil. By the way, you aren't a true American if you can't accuse someone else of being UnAmerican at least once a day.

  7. #7

    Dan Chak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Syracuse, baby!
    Posts
    8,063

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Abdulaziz SA View Post
    Hello >>

    How are you ??

    Are you ok ??

    I am new member

    I want to welcome me


    I am from Saudi Arabia
    I like New York in Juunnnnne
    How about youuuuuuuu?

  8. #8
    Senator sugarbritches's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    On top of Old Smoky
    Posts
    2,106

    Default

    Didn't we used to have a thread for this stickied in this section?


    <@Josh> I was pretending to be Harry Potter and I did the broomstick thing wrong

  9. #9

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Abdulaziz SA View Post
    Hello >>

    How are you ??

    Are you ok ??

    I am new member

    I want to welcome me


    I am from Saudi Arabia
    Ew, Saudi Arabia...is your wife on a leash, or did you remove it along with the burqa when you got into the house?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mod Dark Tower View Post
    *Sigh*, I'm such an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    I'm not very bright.

  10. #10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Babalu View Post
    You are so UnAmerican!! We can totally have his soul AND his oil. By the way, you aren't a true American if you can't accuse someone else of being UnAmerican at least once a day.
    It is so unAmerican of you to call me unAmerican. I'm ordering a drone strike on your ***.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

  11. #11

    Dan Chak's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Syracuse, baby!
    Posts
    8,063

    Default

    There's probably 2 over his head right now anyway...

  12. #12

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    There's probably 2 over his head right now anyway...
    With all the **** I read and post, I wouldn't doubt I had a few hiding in the bushes at this second.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

  13. #13

    Default

    My friends in Travian and also in this forum
    I did not know one of you ..
    I am a new friend I want to earn the people of America
    I love America, I'm going to America to study next year
    I'll do the impossible for this forum in the coming days

    Thank you all

  14. #14

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Abdulaziz SA View Post
    I'll do the impossible for this forum in the coming days
    I don't think that means what you think that means.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

  15. #15
    Philosopher Jacana's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Solving Agatha Christie's problems.
    Posts
    11,514

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Abdulaziz SA View Post
    I am a new friend I want to earn the people of America
    We are pretty costly.

  16. #16

    Meherrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    In a universe of my own design
    Posts
    4,208

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    We are pretty costly.
    Overpriced.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

  17. #17
    Philosopher Jacana's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Solving Agatha Christie's problems.
    Posts
    11,514

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Overpriced.
    Just like everything in America!

  18. #18

    Meherrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    In a universe of my own design
    Posts
    4,208

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    Just like everything in America!
    You say that as if it were a good thing.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

  19. #19
    Philosopher unbalanced's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Retired
    Posts
    2,059

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Overpriced.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    Just like everything in America!
    Umm, have you priced things in Australia?
    Quote Originally Posted by Screaming Jelly Baby View Post
    Hi, my name is ~CC and it's been 30 days since I have played Travian...

    The shakes seemed to have stopped as well as the nausea. I am hoping that with the help of my fabulous dual I will be able to make it to 31 days, but sometimes the temptation is hard.

    I just wanna hold you, Take you by your hand,
    And tell you that you're good enough, And tell you that it's gonna be tough

  20. #20

    Scarecrow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Just below the tropic of Capricorn.
    Posts
    6,274

    Default

    I'm not sure whether I should be more concerned about the first page and the replies it had garnered or the second post of the OP. =\

    Quote Originally Posted by unbalanced View Post
    Umm, have you priced things in Australia?
    It is quite a saddening state of affairs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonothan Crane
    Patients suffering delusional episodes often focus their paranoia on an external tormentor. Usually one conforming to Jungian archetypes. In this case, a scarecrow.

  21. #21

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow View Post
    I'm not sure whether I should be more concerned about the first page and the replies it had garnered or the second post of the OP. =\
    If the HQ explodes and the forums go down I wanna be the first to say 'Called it!'

  22. #22

    Default

    I for one welcome our new member with open arms. I can only hope Kurtz can set him straight on his admiration for America.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
    The eternal pumpkin queen, and mother of gerbils
    So it was written and so it must forever be

  23. #23
    Consul Kurtz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    The land of the ice and snow
    Posts
    24,821

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Overpriced.
    By weight? Not even in the slightest. They're downright cheap!

    Especially Sap.

  24. #24

    Meherrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    In a universe of my own design
    Posts
    4,208

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    By weight? Not even in the slightest. They're downright cheap!

    Especially Sap.
    I was thinking more in terms of value and customer satisfaction.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

  25. #25
    Consul Kurtz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    The land of the ice and snow
    Posts
    24,821

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    I was thinking more in terms of value and customer satisfaction.
    You could boil them down for LOADS of soap!

    But you do have a point.

  26. #26

    Flossie Schmumpus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    I apparently exist
    Posts
    11,120

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    You could boil them down for LOADS of soap!

    But you do have a point.
    I don't wanna be boiled down into soap.
    Note:Any posts made by this poster should always be construed in the most innocent angelic way possible. The poster is not responsible for where your depraved minds go, if you have a depraved mind.

    Our Lady of Croppers ~Semper DOS~ ~Viva Toons~ || This area intentionally left blank. || The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity ~ Harlan Ellison

  27. #27
    Consul Kurtz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    The land of the ice and snow
    Posts
    24,821

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    I don't wanna be boiled down into soap.
    You would make a nice floral soap!

  28. #28

    Flossie Schmumpus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    I apparently exist
    Posts
    11,120

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    You would make a nice floral soap!
    Note:Any posts made by this poster should always be construed in the most innocent angelic way possible. The poster is not responsible for where your depraved minds go, if you have a depraved mind.

    Our Lady of Croppers ~Semper DOS~ ~Viva Toons~ || This area intentionally left blank. || The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity ~ Harlan Ellison

  29. #29

    Meherrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    In a universe of my own design
    Posts
    4,208

    Default

    No, I think we should leave Flossie exactly the way she is. Not all Americans are overpriced and overvalued.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

  30. #30
    Consul Kurtz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    The land of the ice and snow
    Posts
    24,821

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    No, I think we should leave Flossie exactly the way she is. Not all Americans are overpriced and overvalued.
    But she would make such a good soap dammit! Unlike most of the rest that would just smell like onions, gherkins and chips.

  31. #31

    Flossie Schmumpus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    I apparently exist
    Posts
    11,120

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    No, I think we should leave Flossie exactly the way she is. Not all Americans are overpriced and overvalued.


    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    But she would make such a good soap dammit! Unlike most of the rest that would just smell like onions, gherkins and chips.
    I think this was a compliment, but really I don't want to be soap.
    Note:Any posts made by this poster should always be construed in the most innocent angelic way possible. The poster is not responsible for where your depraved minds go, if you have a depraved mind.

    Our Lady of Croppers ~Semper DOS~ ~Viva Toons~ || This area intentionally left blank. || The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity ~ Harlan Ellison

  32. #32
    Philosopher Jono's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Davis, CA
    Posts
    13,219

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Abdulaziz SA View Post
    My friends in Travian and also in this forum
    I did not know one of you ..
    I am a new friend I want to earn the people of America
    I love America, I'm going to America to study next year
    I'll do the impossible for this forum in the coming days

    Thank you all
    I love you too
    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    OMG, Wodey found a woman who agrees with him. He must be right, cos all women are always right all the time.

  33. #33

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    gherkins
    Heh...Jerkin my gherkin with jergens...huehuehuehue
    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

  34. #34

    Meherrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    In a universe of my own design
    Posts
    4,208

    Default

    One of my best friends has always said he would name his children Gherkin and Chutney. Fortunately for his hypothetical offspring, he has never actually spawned.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

  35. #35
    Consul Kurtz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    The land of the ice and snow
    Posts
    24,821

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Fortunately for his hypothetical offspring, he has never actually spawned.
    A bit like our resident homophobe.

  36. #36

    Meherrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    In a universe of my own design
    Posts
    4,208

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    A bit like our resident homophobe.
    How dare you mention that person in reference to my friend? They're poles apart.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

  37. #37
    Senator gebne's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    South of the equator
    Posts
    3,493

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    But she would make such a good soap dammit! Unlike most of the rest that would just smell like onions, gherkins and chips.
    Flossie wants to be coddled not boiled. The lower temperature would not render her unto soap.
    us1rd4 Shakin&Bakin | us2rd3 DarkFather Dual #665 | us6rd1 NoMercy | us9rd1 NotAMyth (sorceys raid slave and sandwich maker)
    Quote Originally Posted by Drummit View Post
    What the pineappleh's going on, and where are my reins?

    Occasionally worshipped by Mitachuk, Hej and Vigil
    and most important Sprouts friend

  38. #38

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    Flossie wants to be coddled not boiled. The lower temperature would not render her unto soap.
    She coddles herself every night in her hot tub..
    Quote Originally Posted by Mod Dark Tower View Post
    *Sigh*, I'm such an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    I'm not very bright.

  39. #39
    Consul Kurtz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    The land of the ice and snow
    Posts
    24,821

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    Flossie wants to be codded not boiled. The lower temperature would not render her unto soap.
    Is that like slapping someone with a trout? If so, we are EXCELLENT at codding people here in Norway.

    P.S. really spell check? You say homophobe is wrong, but not codding?

    P.P.S. we have plenty of rainbow trout for you Sap.

  40. #40

    Default

    Yay! Nom nom nom!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mod Dark Tower View Post
    *Sigh*, I'm such an idiot.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    I'm not very bright.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •