"What's Up, Dog?" ~ Kabbie's Doghouse Mafia (Co-Hosted by Burn)

[The Burninator]

Welcome to Kabooja's Canine Capers Episode II: "What's Up Dog?"
Co-Hosted by Burn

Role List:
Team Doge

Team Prefers-Cats

The Other Guys

NOTE: The veterinarian role is modified this round: instead of being able to revive a lynched player once per round, he (or she, or, umm, it) may revive a player taken by the mafia once per round.

Round Information:
1. Votes are due on the thread and specials are due in Kabooja's inbox AND Burn's inbox by 10PM Eastern daily. I will not be as lenient on this as I have been as host in the past for various reasons, mostly related to this graph:

2. Closed comms. (Only members of the team Prefers Cats may communicate outside the game thread.)
3. Hammer Rule is not in effect. The cut off time will never change, unless otherwise stated.
4. No Lynch (AKA "Burn") is allowed only once.
5. Bold your votes or Kabooja will throw an adorable temper tantrum.
6. Don't edit posts; just post again. If I see your post edited, I'll throw a much less adorable, but equally ineffective temper tantrum
7. Play to win. Also to have fun. ("But how can you have fun if you didn't win?" "Shut up Burn." "No u.")

Dogfood List (5/12)
Rok -- was the Mailman.
Cheddar -- Was a magical unicorn.
Vinit -- Was, in fact, playing a role.
Vpin
Stokem -- role not revealed -- REVIVED D= -- kilt AGAIN and role not revealed. (Take THAT Stokemsauce!)
Papi
JK -- was the Corrupt Cop.
Seba -- was the Corgi of doom.
Sappy
SC
Conun
FTP -- was the pit bull Although when I wrote that I mistakenly typed "pit butt," which I'm sure accurately describes Flaming Tomato Poodles. <3.

[The Burninator]

KP LIST
KPI: That One With the Drunk Burninator
KPII: Barking Mad!
KPIII: Doggie Paddle
KPIV: Kabbie Strikes Back
KPV: I Come From a Land Down Under

Cats win!

[kabooja]

all roles have been designated. First deadline on thursday 10pm est.

The game has now commenced.

[Sapient]

Woof.

[jason_kroeker]

Vote: Burn
Reason: the rules say I can.

[Sapient]

Meow.

Le gasp!

[vpindian91]

Vote: Burn

Because why not?

[Ex Mod]

Vote Burn
Reason No Bichon


I promise not to change this vote

[Sapient]

Vote Pap Smear
Reason I can't breathe!

[mbstokem]

vote: FTP

[FTP]

Vote: mbstokem

[Ex Mod]

You two are so cute

[mbstokem]

You two are so cute

Not as cute as you

[Sapient]

Oooh, train, train!

[Rokchick]

Why do you lot vote Burn now even when he's hosting. He's MINE.
Pfft, as a close second favourite

Vote: Mod Gauss (back off Sap, this one is my backup. Find another target for your evil dog bite)

[Ex Mod]

I'm pretty sure burn said we can in the rules.

[cheddar]

Yeah, Burn is the equivalent of "No lynch"

[Scarecrow]

Vote: Bacon
Mmm. Bacon.

[Sapient]

Vote: Bacon
Mmm. Bacon.

Don't you mean cheddar?

[cheddar]

Don't you mean cheddar?

Mmmm.... Bacon cheddar fries.

[kabooja]

You must try this. Surprisingly addictive.

[Scarecrow]

Cheetos really are.
Also, Cheddar. Cheddar is who I meant. >.>

[Rokchick]

SC brain sees cheddar and smells bacon. Hmm, mehinks a past full of high fat food is poking through.

[Scarecrow]

I'm currently eating a packet of nuts which are high in proteins and various fats if that says anything?

[Seba]

SC brain sees cheddar and smells bacon. Hmm

Cheddar = bacon. Bacon = pig. Pig = cop? Illuminati confirmed! Open your eyes.

Vote: Ch... just kidding. Burn

[Conundrum]

You must try this. Surprisingly addictive.

Nothing surprising about that.

Vote: Burnington

[Vinit144]

I think it's time to hop on the burn train.

Vote: Burn

[jason_kroeker]

Le gasp!

Sap modifies/hides info. Some cat-lover roles hide info. I see a connection.

[Ex Mod]

Now guys are we sure it's smart to hop on a burning train????????????

[cheddar]

Sap modifies/hides info. Some cat-lover roles hide info. I see a connection.

A = B or C, C = D
∴ A = D

Loving the logic here. I actually laughed out loud.

[Sapient]

Cheetos really are.
Also, Cheddar. Cheddar is who I meant. >.>

Don't they keep some flavors of cheetosfrom you?

[Scarecrow]

Now guys are we sure it's smart to hop on a burning train????????????

Hey, I wanted to lunch Cheddar.
/shrug

[jason_kroeker]

A = B or C, C = D
∴ A = D

Loving the logic here. I actually laughed out loud.

I are goods at logic. So it must be true.

[Vinit144]

Are we having 48 hour long KPs this round?

[The Burninator]

Are we having 48 hour long KPs this round?

I don't think so, but Kabbie wanted the first KP to be today

[cheddar]

Well might as well get an actual vote in.

Vote: Burn

[mbstokem]

Longest first day ever

[The Burninator]

KPI: The Night of the Long Tails


(OOC: Kabbie says she doesn't want to delay the KP for images, but images will be edited in later. So y'alls better look at them and appreciate them ,or drunk Jeff will throw a brick at your cellists. Collectively. Your cellists will fall by the wayside.)

The Burninator (ie No Lynch) was lynched and was the BEST PLAYER ON THE TEAM you AWFUL HUMAN BEINGS.

No one was lynched.

mbstokem was killed by the tranquilizer. He died a humane death, role is not revealed. You will never know what role he was playing. Unless you are psychic, or otherwise good at reading the minds of the inebriated.


mbstokem was killed.

And then rokchick is role blocked. She may have been good looking, but you will never know because you're not a kangaroo. (You see, if you were a kangaroo, this would all make sense to you.)


Rokchick was role-blocked.

Summary:
No one was lynched.
mbstokem was killed.
Rokchick was role-blocked.

[Ex Mod]

So every kp should be done while burn is drunk

[The Burninator]

Yo tomoorwo morning I am going to regreit this.