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    My text is always blue
    I cannot help but play Jokes on You
    It's simple, It's direful, yet absolutely delightful.
    Now would you like a chocolate pretzel?
    Something about how I am

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    More Ancient Cities limericks...



    In Gherla there lives a young man
    Who builds things according to plan -
    He builds very fast
    But he wants them to last
    So he builds them as strong as he can.


    There was an old woman of Thebes
    Whose longings exceeded her needs -
    All things she would hoard;
    She never got bored
    With collecting her bits, bobs and beads.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    Simming hard is such a pain,
    and often earns our foe's disdain.
    When time is right,
    we'll show our might,
    and see what we might gain.

    Hammers strike and anvils ring.
    Build us now our war machine.

    Excel

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    Equites Imperatoris, An opponent of raxacoricofallapatorius
    His might was monstrous, the fight was glorious
    Until his face was melted by Betty White's sonic screwdriver.
    Something about how I am

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    There was a brave lad from Alalie
    Whose goal was to become a pally -
    A Teuton he sought
    But the search earned him naught
    Now he makes spears to sell in the alley.


    In the city of Halicarnassos
    Lived a chap who read lots of Dos Passos -
    He started a cult
    But the spies found him out
    And he left on a ship bound for Laos.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    I got these maces
    that like to snack on faces
    with much appetite
    and to their foes plight
    off they go, attacking your places.

    -------------

    The catapults are firing
    The catapults are firing
    your **** is wrecked
    please don't IGM
    there is no chance we'll be friends


    The catapults are firing
    The catapults are firing
    there's no reason to delete
    please let us farm
    consuming your res like a delicious chicken parm


    The catapults are firing
    The catapults are firing
    firecats go POW
    everybody gets mad
    maybe they should consider retiring
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    Hickory Dickory Docks
    Ms Mac and Kimmie were sharing some lox
    The fish went sour
    in less than an hour
    Now the whole SE smells like dirty jocks
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    A Roman bard was heard to sing
    That fierce battle the morn would bring
    Many will die
    He sang with a sigh
    But his thoughts were all of looting

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    There was once a man from Vandali
    His troops were skinnier than Ghandi
    Many died, now the artifact is mine
    Vandali belongs to Poland
    Something about how I am

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    Little men talk loud
    Bigger men speak with the sword
    Tell me, which are you?
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    I speak with a sword
    But that doesn't mean I wont
    try to kill with words.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carni View Post
    I speak with a sword
    But that doesn't mean I wont
    try to kill with words.
    Touché, much respect
    Impressive, you are very
    Wait, Yoda I am not
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    Zipzopzoobity bop, time for Jello puddin' pops.
    Please accept my resignation. I have no interest in being a member of any club that would take me as a member.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    Attend, ye bards of Ancient Cities, weave your words,
    envision verses, wield your fearsome weapons
    in the cause of honour! For our noble comrade Zen
    is slighted by a barbarous foe who knows not art
    nor joy in wordplay. Proclaim the power to be found
    in poets' workings and let the stripling feel our sting.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman View Post
    [Bill Cosby]

    Zipzopzoobity bop, time for Jello puddin' pops.

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    An old man from Petra once said
    I fear that I'm touched in the head
    My thoughts are confused
    And my mind is bemused
    By the posts in this forum I've read.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    An old man from Petra once said
    I fear that I'm touched in the head
    My thoughts are confused
    And my mind is bemused
    By the posts in this forum I've read.
    There once was a man from Nantucket...
    Please accept my resignation. I have no interest in being a member of any club that would take me as a member.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman View Post
    There once was a man from Nantucket...
    Nantucket is not one of the Ancient Cities.

    There once was a man from Bagacum
    Quite reluctant to say where he was from
    The trolls, he explained,
    Could not be contained
    Once they knew from what city he had come.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
    - The Ballad of Sacco and Vanzetti, Joan Baez

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    Little boy blue

    he needed the money.

    ooohh!

    thank you Andrew Dice Clay
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    A young boy from Carthago,
    To and fro, how he would go.
    He once saw a fire,
    the situation was dire.
    Oh how the fire did glow.
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    There once was a certain composer,
    who posted and was quite a poseur,
    he'd rage and he'd groan,
    with poor spelling bemoan,
    and struggled to keep his composure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    You say your jimmies,
    How they never get rustled.
    But all know the truth.
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    My jimmies remain,
    Much like the driven snow,
    Unrustled. Problem?
    Please accept my resignation. I have no interest in being a member of any club that would take me as a member.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    Problem? Oh never.
    Poems are far superior
    To any ****** gif.
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    Only the weak mind
    feels the compulsion to use
    profanity. Mad?
    Please accept my resignation. I have no interest in being a member of any club that would take me as a member.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    I'm forced to swear,
    Because I worry that you
    struggle with real words.
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    Two trolls in battle
    More Jimmies for ice-cream yay
    Revenge is best cold
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    If I don't attack any WWs, can I take credit for the win?

    Trick question, of course I can. After all, here in the forum no rules apply. Folks just declare themselves the winner. Easier. No unpleasant bending.
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    Pap is trying to do a wildfire with weird.

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    Can you not even
    Come up with original
    Come backs for your use?
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    Future attempts to
    provoke, in this vein will be
    completely ignored.

    Weak trolling attempt is weak.
    Please accept my resignation. I have no interest in being a member of any club that would take me as a member.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    You must spread some Reputation around
    before derping Gordon Freeman,
    Someone fix this problem
    It's absolutely annoying
    Something about how I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by RycorAbsinthe View Post
    You must spread some Reputation around
    before derping Gordon Freeman,
    Someone fix this problem
    It's absolutely annoying
    Haiku is clearly
    artform beyond poor Rycor's
    limited talents.
    Please accept my resignation. I have no interest in being a member of any club that would take me as a member.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    I could easily
    Ignore you and laugh at you
    But what fun is that

    (Got you Rycor)
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    Poetry can legitimately not rhyme and have no rhythm.
    This concept is lost on you, but not me.
    Something about how I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carni View Post
    I could easily
    Ignore you and laugh at you
    But what fun is that

    (Got you Rycor)
    I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous... everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield

    Quote Originally Posted by RycorAbsinthe View Post
    Poetry can legitimately not rhyme and have no rhythm.
    This concept is lost on you, but not me.
    Arguably your statements could be lumped in as 'found poetry,' although that would imply an intrinsic lyrical quality, cadence, structure or profundity that appears to be lacking.
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    What you choose to post
    It is up to you. But this thread
    It's for poetry only.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carni View Post
    What you choose to post
    It is up to you. But this thread
    It's for poetry only.
    Roses are red, violets are blue, you don't think that it be like it is, but it do.
    Please accept my resignation. I have no interest in being a member of any club that would take me as a member.

    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Lord of the Gifs
    Who loves not women, wine and song, remains a fool his whole life long.

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    Travian poems
    are the best kind around here
    let's keep it to that

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    These Ancient Bases
    All of yours belong to us
    Quitters are losers
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    Those ancient bases,
    mean nothing at all,
    When destroyed caps,
    are coming for all

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    Haha-Hahaha, you must hear me laughing
    at your empty promises, all full of battling
    With continuity foes mouths will run
    but this truth stays clear as the sun
    all heads will roll once my sabre starts rattling.
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