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    Default King of the hill

    In this game, one person starts on the hill, and the next poster comes up with a catchy way to push him/her off,

    example:

    person1: I climb the hill.
    person2: I pull you off with a 'no-talent cane'

    and so on so forth.

    Guidelines:
    1. No armies, not even one helper, you are in this alone except for other players who may/may not help.
    The reason is that someone can easily say "My army is bigger than yours!"
    2. You may ally with someone if you see fit.
    3. make your post as funny and original as possible.
    4. No fortresses or anything of the sort.
    5. Don't build second hills. The point of the game is to have only one hill. If there were multiple hills, everyone would have one.

    Remember, the purpose of this is so the hill can't be defended, only attacked.

    So, I'll start:
    I climb the hill.

    (bear in mind for those of you that feel like reading the first few pages, the rules to this game weren't added until later)
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    I release ferrets that climb up your pants leg and makes you trip and fall off the hill.

    I climb up the hill in your place

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    I simply push you off, nothing else to it.

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    What is a "catchy" way to do this?

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    I tleleport the hill from under your feet and clim in your place.
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    Click here you know you want to.

    Good Game. Why not play it?

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    I unleash my horde of boffer fighters wh chase you off the hill as I sit down on top of it and laugh as you run away.

    THL Traolach
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    I fall out of the sky and land on your head-instantly killing you and becoming king of the hill.

    Creating a game on the same day as me Jacina. I'm watching you so closely that I can't even spell your name right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    What is a "catchy" way to do this?
    the funniest way to get us off the hill you can think of.

    I eat you......

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    I snipe you (BANG) then i jump into a tank and drive up the hill.

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    I punch the tank until it runs out of health. Then, I buy the hill and build a fence around it.

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    I wage war on you (and win) and stand on top of the hill with a sign next to me that says 'my hill'

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    I run up the hill, beat you with the sign and roll you down the hill
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    Good Game. Why not play it?

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    i use supernatural powers to posses the sign, and it beats you up till you fall off.
    I then climb the hill with the terminator as my personal bodyguard.
    Back despite popular demand, its RockGod27!!!!

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    I use my remote to control the terminator and he pushes you off.

    I climb the hill.

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    I sneakily leave a trail of cookies from you to the bottom of the hill, which you can't resist. After you have munched your way to the bottom, I sneakily sneak into your place and staple myself into position. MY HILL!!!

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    after I am done with my cookies. ( wich were delicious by the way) I nuke you

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    I get a hord of traind mokeys to carry you down the hill.
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    Click here you know you want to.

    Good Game. Why not play it?

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    i become leader of all the mutants made from jacanas nuke and we shove you off the hill. i then build a castle at the top of the hill.
    Back despite popular demand, its RockGod27!!!!

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    so many ppl are posting in my new thread.

    I get a machine to lift the hill and shake you off, I then move the hill to a well gaurded area and climb it.

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    I toss beer to the top of the hill until you get drunk, pass out, and roll down the hill. I stumble to the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obi-Wan View Post
    I toss beer to the top of the hill until you get drunk, pass out, and roll down the hill. I stumble to the top.
    but... but I'm under age!!!!

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    I burie you, now i have an even bigger hill.
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    Good Game. Why not play it?

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    I stage an AA meeting on top of the hill, scaring you off. Yay me! Once again, the hill is mine! ALL MINE!!!

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    I tell you the t.v. is on and you run down the hill for some reason

    I booby trap the bottom of the hill.

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    I take over a mods mind and make him ban you from the hill.
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    I get help from a super-mod and get you banned from the hill

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    I get my ban repealed. then tickle you with a feather until you roll down the hill
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    Good Game. Why not play it?

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    I hit you with a computer mouse.

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    I get a cat that eats both the mouse and you.
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    Good Game. Why not play it?

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    I call PETA on you! They rescue the cat and give me the hill as a reward! I humbly climb it.

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    I get a dog.

    ( convinietly located in the cats stomach.)

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    I know a little old laddy thats swolows your dog. and hits you with her umbrella
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    I know an old man that swallows your old lady.

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    I throw the latest unreal tournament to the top of the hill, and i have a laptop you can play it on at the bottom. little do you knnow, its a dell, and blws up in your face!!!

    i attach jetpacks to the hill and stand atop it hovering high in the air.
    Back despite popular demand, its RockGod27!!!!

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    I slingshot you down and you crash, far, far away.

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    but im still on the hill.
    Back despite popular demand, its RockGod27!!!!

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    I blow up your jet pack and you fall to the ground
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    Good Game. Why not play it?

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    I said far, far, away

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    Cool

    I contact Chuck Noris who comes and punches you. Then you run off the hill to find some ice. Now he works as my body guard & you know that there's no beating Chuck Noris!

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    I turn you into dirt with my mind.
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    Good Game. Why not play it?

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