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    Default **FTP's Mafia Signups**

    Hey all you people, hey all you people, hey all you people won't you listen to meeeeee...

    That's right! After two months of going incognito, the one and only unforgettable, lovable, capable, accountable, commendable, dependable, formidable, unbreakable, hospitable, improbable, respectable, enjoyable...
    (for the continuation of this rather interminable self-introduction, please see: http://www.wordfind.com/ends-with/able/)

    FTP!!!!!!!

    For those of you new people who do not know who I am, I will tell you right now. I just so happen to be one of the greatest Mafia hosts ever to live. Ever.

    And you know what? You, yes YOU, have the once in a life time opportunity to immerse yourself in my unsurpassed creativity.

    OK, maybe you'll have a few more chances than just this one. But still, how could you possibly turn this down? If you're reading this post right now, and you've gotten this far already, then what is there to lose? You can't just leave me hanging. That would be despicable.

    Thus I implore you to sign your name on the dotted line below and pledge yourself to Host FTP. Do it. Do it now.


    Information:
    -Projected Start Date & Time: Thursday/Friday the 12/13 of February @ 6 PM Pacific Time
    -KP will probably also be 6 PM PT
    -Newbies welcome, but subject to a little "rite of passage" hazing first (Just kidding. I do not condone this detestable practice.)
    -No shirt, no service
    -I'm still thinking of a theme. If you have a good idea, go ahead and post it below or PM it to me so that I may claim it as my own genius creation and give you absolutely no credit for it.
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    Well, I'm in Aus in mid-summer, so no shirt. Prepared to get one of the "FTP is an awesome hostie" printed ones in order to qualify!

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    in for when this one starts.....hopefully not until the other is done
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    Hey forum mods, can someone please lock this thread temporarily since people love Jason more and Jason forgot I exist?

    I knew I should have called dibs or super spot savies.
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    Pssst FTP it was that they saw Jason's thread first.
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    By request, this thread will temporarily be closed. Please contact me again, FTP to open it.

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    And re-opened.

    Enjoy FTP's Round!

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    All right then. I'll update the OP to reflect the change in start date. You may now sign up.

    I might even post the game thread early (maybe even tonight) if you all are extra behaved.
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    I'm in!
    I'd also really like to be town this time please being scum twice in a row is too much hard work.
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    Trick question, of course I can. After all, here in the forum no rules apply. Folks just declare themselves the winner. Easier. No unpleasant bending.
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    /In.

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    In...
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    In...
    Calling out weak trolling since December 2012

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    In please.

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    In. Please don't kill me off early.

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    I'll play

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    Sorry to be bothering once again. But I think I'll stay out this round. My exams are round the corner so I "might" not be able to play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinit144 View Post
    Sorry to be bothering once again. But I think I'll stay out this round. My exams are round the corner so I "might" not be able to play.
    No problem. Go get that A+ for me, ok?
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    I think I am in for this one, if it's not too late.

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    It's not too late! It's never too late!
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    Now go on you, shoo!

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    Tiger will play again. But I detest the cutoff time. Why u so mean to me?
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    Kabbie, I'm going to throw a brick at your cellist.

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    My what? I don't quite understand you Burnie-poo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FTP View Post
    It's not too late! It's never too late!
    Never too late? So on day-2, if someone were to post here wanting to sign up, it would still not be too late for them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jason_kroeker View Post
    Never too late? So on day-2, if someone were to post here wanting to sign up, it would still not be too late for them?
    Maybe I should have written that reference in italics.
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    Now go on you, shoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FTP View Post
    Maybe I should have written that reference in italics.



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    This will start today.
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    No one else is going to sign up, so I will start randomizing roles now since I'm on my lunch break right now and this will probably be my least busy hour today. The game starts as soon as you receive your roles.
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