Easter Caption Contest

[Former FA]

Spring is here and Easter is just around the corner. Let's celebrate... with GOLD!!!! Create a caption for the picture below to be entered in a chance to win one of 20 prizes! That's right folks, we're giving away 20 prizes ranging from 25-100 gold! Post below to submit your entry!

Rules
1. Limit of 3 entries per person
2. Entries must be forum appropriate
3. Entries must be posted in the thread
4. Deadline is Sunday April 12th, 2015
5. Staff members may submit captions but will not be eligible for a gold prize

[Alaskan Rider]

Yes I warm my Pepto Bismol....is that a problem?

[Woden]

"Let go of my sword, Kirby. Don't make me stick your butt in the fire."

[CM The Moment You Know]

I want to say something about not giving a peep.

[cofc]

"I don't use cages."

[5m4llP0X]

1) Mr. Peeps ain't peepin no mo!
2) And Steve found out the hard way that not only do peeps taste terrible but they're also horrible for s'mores!
3) This is what the Travian Mafia does to those who peep.

[cheddar]

"If I only had more gold I could afford actual marshmallows."

[Rokchick]

"No, I said we were going to toast the teuton peeps tonight!"

[cheddar]

"Do I still get the culture points if no one else shows up to the celebration?"

[Spencer]

"It's been a long walk home, lets take a break."

[The Burninator]

"Just playing Travian with my peeps."

[Flossie Schmumpus]

Save a Peep! Send Moar Wheat!

[Flossie Schmumpus]

"Oh...So that is what haunch of spear looks like!"

[jason_kroeker]

1. Why did my axe just turn pink when I heated it up?

2. Fire is so mesmerizing

3. What's next, boss?

[HumbleFarmer]

Peep, I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.

You did not kill the peep only to keep alive and to sell for food, he thought. You killed him for pride and because you are a hunter. You loved him when he was alive and you loved him after. If you love him, it is not a sin to kill him. Or is it more?

[freeflowpk]

1. I shall reward your feeble struggle with SLOW ROASTING OVER FIAH.

2. "Chief!? What are you- " "Shh. Just let it happen."

3. And as our great leader gazed into the flame, there was not a peep to be found.

[Rokchick]

First I plunged my sword into the senator, then when I pulled it out, he collapsed and his heart was shown to be sweet enough to roast. So I did. It's what we do to Romans.

[Papillion]

Still more entertaining than end game

[Wildfire8]

"Does this peep match my outfit?"

[HoleMole]

" Easter Bunny?...I swear it looked like any other rabbit out there!"

[odinloki]

"I always find it easier to lower loyalty of a village by just speaking to them, after I have made an example of one of their peeps."

"My kingdom, for some graham crackers."

[Givens43]

When I'm not catapulting your village, I'm enjoying a nice marshmallow snack.

Look what I found in their cranny!

I asked her for a tiny peep, this isn't what I had in mind.

[Chymera]

I wonder if it tastes like chicken?

My favorite late night snack... a peep-sicle!

I don't always eat peeps, but when I do I use the biggest sword I own!

[Humpo]

....2 AM launch time, who's idea was this again?

[Mod Pandemonium]

"Ladies and gentlemen, The roast of Justin Peeper."

[Arcanine77]

"Tries to throw a party. Gets one culture point."

[reciprocity]

You would think after winning a World Wonder that I would get to roast more than peeps"

[Manticore]

When I built the bakery, this wasn't what I expected.

[Cully1234]

Now, all I need is some ketchup!

[Seba]

So this is what happens when you upgrade macemen in the smithy...

[Michiel*]

"And them's the facts"

[CaptainRick]

I wonder if the Peep burns...damn Romans!

[cheddar]

Sometimes, I wonder if the World Wonder is worth it all.

[Drakkar]

It takes a confident man and warrior, to be seen eating a pink peeps.

Veni, Vidi, Vici. Peepi (I came, I saw, I conquered, I roasted and ate a peeps)”


War and Peeps.

[gilligan54]

"Nothing valuable found? Good luck using your diaphragm this weekend, bet you'll find something valuable in about 9 months"

[Jaco]

I have all the wheat for crackers I could plunder... I just wish I had s'more chocolate.

[carrotmasta]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of my tongue?

[huggywuggy]

1) OK I'll toast the marshmallows, but I'm still not singing "Kumbaya".

2) I love toasted peeps, they are crunchy and good with ketchup.

3) Gold can't buy happiness, but it can buy peeps, and that's sorta the same thing.

4) Want s'more peeps?

5) I can't believe they're serving white wine with pink peeps.

[avalaf]

Gaul Chieftan in deep depression after accidently sticking his fist to his beard with warm marshmallow!

[Helix the Grey]

"Hmm, I wonder what wine to pair with rare bunny buns"

"When is that Teut coming back with more Sriracha sauce?"

"Note to self: longsword makes lousy meat thermometer"