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    Aww did you name your self after me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Bane View Post
    Aww did you name your self after me?
    Yes, now you can look in the mirror and see what you are. I am your conscience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Vain View Post
    now you can look in the mirror and see what you are.
    I see a man whose greatness has inspired two alliances and four forum accounts to be named after him (A, B, C, D).

    I see a man who the forum focuses on.

    I see a man who is talked about on servers he's not on.

    I see a man who inspired a fan club.

    I see a man who is missed when gone.

    I see Lord Bane.

    Last edited by Lord Bane; 10-23-2015 at 02:59 PM.

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    I would certainly have expected no less in your response.

    I see a narcissist. Further psychological breakdown can follow if you like.

    Playing a browser game with clothes on is normal, you should consider this.

    If Travian is your claim to fame, you should consider it being scribed on your tombstone and see how many people care.

    I see a blob. So sad.
    Last edited by Probability Indigo; 10-27-2015 at 04:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Vain View Post
    I would certainly have expected no less in your response.

    I see a narcissist. Further psychological breakdown can follow if you like.

    Playing a browser game with clothes on is normal, you should consider this.

    If Travian is your claim to fame, you should consider it being scribed on your tombstone and see how many people care.

    I see a blob. So sad.
    Says the person who created an additional forum account just to troll lb. I think I smell a love interest hiding behind all these posts. lB should hurry and file a restraining order.
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    US1:
    R4 Poopydiapers Rebels and Grassy
    R6 Lethal Jimmy: Ethos http://travian-reports.net/us/report/2303146e4a1
    R7 Julius Pleaser
    US2: R6 Churchill Downs: Bacon (dual) http://travian-reports.net/us/report/2354796f9e4 The rebuild http://travian-reports.net/us/report/2354849ce46
    US3: R8 Evolution http://travian-reports.net/us/report/223457ba7b3
    US6: R4 Snowflake - GAH EGR (wish I had saved the report)
    US7: R3 Lethaljimmy - ACME (EGH should have saved these ones too)

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    This started off with such potential. Someone went to the trouble of creating a forum account using a clever all be it unoriginal nickname. I had such high hopes for some good banter. Sad to see it decline into pedophile jokes by post three. A true testament to the quality of TLDR membership these days.
    Last edited by Lord Bane; 10-24-2015 at 01:51 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Bane View Post
    This started off with such potential. Someone went to the trouble of creating a forum account using a clever all be it unoriginal nickname. I had such high hopes for some good banter. Sad to see it decline into pedophile jokes by post three. A true testament to the quality of TLDR membership these days.
    Struck a nerve, didn't I? Now stop toying with Jimmy and tell him the real reason you huggle.

    Quote Originally Posted by lethaljimmy View Post
    Says the person who created an additional forum account just to troll lb. I think I smell a love interest hiding behind all these posts. lB should hurry and file a restraining order.

    And here I thought it was you huggling with Bane? I certainly wouldn't. It doesn't add much quality to a war game. Watching the kiss fest will be fun. This is one of the most boring servers I've ever played.

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    Since this is the Battle Report thread and not the watch LB address all his fans thread figured I'd share a couple BRs from yesterday.

    First off, Here are 3 WT cap-hammers that got crop-locked that had very little defense in them.
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193759e1222
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/19375425a97
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193756391d9

    and here is a Hammer village that got crop-locked
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193757d8c1e

    And my personal favorite, a certain undefeated account* has been defeated.
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193750fcebe

    Followed by the speed arti being stolen.

    This whole lack of defense in WT capitals is becoming a common theme for you guys. I wonder how many more capitals we'll have to cat down until WT members realize they won't be getting reinforcements unless they are apart of WT leadership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpindian91 View Post
    until WT members realize they won't be getting reinforcements unless their name is Lord Bane
    Fixed that for you.

    And then when that meat shield is used up, then Jimmy can sell his crew out to the same master. Maybe they'll at least have the honesty to rename their alliance "BMS" (Bane's Meat Shield" before it's all said and done.

    Nah, I don't think Jimmy would allow it. Like WT, they'll think they're playing for their own team instead of one guy's ego.
    us5r1: Justinian (BS)
    us7r1: Domitian (CM-BS)
    us5r2: Justinian (KoN-FUSE) *win
    us4r3: Trajan (RC) *win
    us5r3: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us2r4: Buzz Lightyear (PD) *WW
    us5r4: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us5r5: Justinian (Bacon)
    us3r7: ??? (TL;DR) *win, #1 account
    us19: Atom Ant (H&V) *win

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    A dozen posts... all about me.

    If you're this enamored with me perhaps the solution is to build an actual monument. We've been playing with the idea of my building of a gamer tomb.

    To begin with the 501st giving me a proper procession.






    Then entombed in an eternal resting place modeled after a sith temple or tomb.



    A place for each of you to spend eternity with me. Much like the Terracotta Army of the first Chinese Emperor.


    The average cost of a funeral is $15,000. Let me help you. Save your family the money and be entombed with Bane today.

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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lord Bane again."
    us5r1: Justinian (BS)
    us7r1: Domitian (CM-BS)
    us5r2: Justinian (KoN-FUSE) *win
    us4r3: Trajan (RC) *win
    us5r3: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us2r4: Buzz Lightyear (PD) *WW
    us5r4: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us5r5: Justinian (Bacon)
    us3r7: ??? (TL;DR) *win, #1 account
    us19: Atom Ant (H&V) *win

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpindian91 View Post
    Since this is the Battle Report thread and not the watch LB address all his fans thread figured I'd share a couple BRs from yesterday.

    First off, Here are 3 WT cap-hammers that got crop-locked that had very little defense in them.
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193759e1222
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/19375425a97
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193756391d9

    and here is a Hammer village that got crop-locked
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193757d8c1e

    And my personal favorite, a certain undefeated account* has been defeated.
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/193750fcebe

    Followed by the speed arti being stolen.

    This whole lack of defense in WT capitals is becoming a common theme for you guys. I wonder how many more capitals we'll have to cat down until WT members realize they won't be getting reinforcements unless they are apart of WT leadership.
    Bravo! Actual BR's! This is much better to watch than some stupid tomb collection. Didn't they build a tomb for some guy? Oh no, wait, maybe not.
    Last edited by Probability Indigo; 10-29-2015 at 08:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpindian91 View Post
    Followed by the speed arti being stolen.

    This whole lack of defense in WT capitals is becoming a common theme for you guys. I wonder how many more capitals we'll have to cat down until WT members realize they won't be getting reinforcements unless they are apart of WT leadership.
    Bravo, some actual war here!

    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian1 View Post
    Fixed that for you.

    And then when that meat shield is used up, then Jimmy can sell his crew out to the same master. Maybe they'll at least have the honesty to rename their alliance "BMS" (Bane's Meat Shield" before it's all said and done.

    Nah, I don't think Jimmy would allow it. Like WT, they'll think they're playing for their own team instead of one guy's ego.
    Wait, wait for it...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Bane View Post
    The average cost of a funeral is $15,000. Let me help you. Save your family the money and be entombed with Bane today.
    Save yourselves the trouble and let the narcissist lead you, you'll get the same results.

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    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/194125a9aaa

    Nice job WT for finally defending a capital, I was initially shocked to find defense there but then I realized I was going after a member of leadership lol.

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    So it had nothing to do with it being an arti holding cap or an arti you shouldn't have? Did you know he was in Vegas partying at the time? Tsk tsk. You got greedy.

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    Greedy? Is that what you guys call attacking an enemy? Then yes, we are very greedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Bane View Post
    So it had nothing to do with it being an arti holding cap or an arti you shouldn't have? Did you know he was in Vegas partying at the time? Tsk tsk. You got greedy.
    Someone's been drinking his own Kool-Ade again.
    drunk vader.jpg
    us5r1: Justinian (BS)
    us7r1: Domitian (CM-BS)
    us5r2: Justinian (KoN-FUSE) *win
    us4r3: Trajan (RC) *win
    us5r3: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us2r4: Buzz Lightyear (PD) *WW
    us5r4: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us5r5: Justinian (Bacon)
    us3r7: ??? (TL;DR) *win, #1 account
    us19: Atom Ant (H&V) *win

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    That was terrible. We need some BRs in this thread.

    For now on, I will now speak to you only in Star Wars quotes.
    us5r1: Justinian (BS)
    us7r1: Domitian (CM-BS)
    us5r2: Justinian (KoN-FUSE) *win
    us4r3: Trajan (RC) *win
    us5r3: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us2r4: Buzz Lightyear (PD) *WW
    us5r4: Justinian (KoN) *win
    us5r5: Justinian (Bacon)
    us3r7: ??? (TL;DR) *win, #1 account
    us19: Atom Ant (H&V) *win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justinian1 View Post
    We need some BRs in this thread.
    Not very impressive, but... http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1949992fafe
    Hai, I'm Jarwa

    Many achievements. 10+ year player.

    Best achievements:
    #1 attacker - s5r3 Constellation
    #3 Attacker, builder of 3 EGH's, leader, and WW winner of s3r8 - Jarwa / TL;DR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Bane View Post
    So it had nothing to do with it being an arti holding cap or an arti you shouldn't have? Did you know he was in Vegas partying at the time? Tsk tsk. You got greedy.
    No that can't be it since we stole the same arti from an arti holding cap two days earlier than this hit.

    What exactly does Arti we shouldn't have mean exactly? We've been operating under the assumption that all arti's are DTX's and everyone else is just holding on to them for us temporarily.

    Kudos to him for finding time to gather reins while partying in Vegas though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Constellation View Post
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/195252f4033
    Hai, I'm Jarwa

    Many achievements. 10+ year player.

    Best achievements:
    #1 attacker - s5r3 Constellation
    #3 Attacker, builder of 3 EGH's, leader, and WW winner of s3r8 - Jarwa / TL;DR

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpindian91 View Post
    We've been operating under the assumption that all arti's are DTX's and everyone else is just holding on to them for us temporarily.
    Phrases like this is why I'm going to let you be my raid slave next round.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/195420ab5d7

    But stuff like this is why you're my raid slave... Not visa versa... Scouting inactives with EC are we?
    Last edited by Lord Bane; 10-28-2015 at 02:31 PM.

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    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/196136fb68d

    It's reports like this one that will make me have to decline your generous offer of being a raid slave. Maybe once your alliance shows its willing to defend someone other than the leadership I'll reconsider your offer.

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    Kudos to him for finding time to gather reins while partying in Vegas though.[/QUOTE]

    Thank you I'll take that as a compliment since I was his sitter.

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    What's a Drama Squirrel? If I wasn't bored before with the blob, now I am just floored with curiosity about (snore)....

    I did notice how fast that planned transition was (snore)....

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    Taking a break from our regularly scheduled backdoor deal/huggle fest discussion:

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/197403f3eeb

    That one has to sting a bit. Thats a lot of siege lost.

    Ok you guys can go back to arguing who huggled who first now.

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    It was nice of Whisper to give you that one.

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    Lol Whisper did not give us that one.

    How about you guys learn to put scouts in your villages though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Bane View Post
    It was nice of Whisper to give you that one.
    Actually, whoever decided to send a fake at my wonder is responsible for that. When you send a fake at my wonder and leave your village without scouts and with 3000 rams + mace/tk lying around... What do you expect to happen?
    Hai, I'm Jarwa

    Many achievements. 10+ year player.

    Best achievements:
    #1 attacker - s5r3 Constellation
    #3 Attacker, builder of 3 EGH's, leader, and WW winner of s3r8 - Jarwa / TL;DR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Constellation View Post
    Actually, whoever decided to send a fake at my wonder is responsible for that. When you send a fake at my wonder and leave your village without scouts and with 3000 rams + mace/tk lying around... What do you expect to happen?
    Yep, my bad I take full responsibility. I was moving arties around and forgot to put my scouts back. No back door deals or underhanded play, I just had a brain fart, it happens. I'm sure I'm not the first person or the last person to make that mistake.

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    We all make mistakes. It cost me a chiefing and Lanie and Kerzi us merging. It happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpindian91 View Post
    Some more BRs & some more WT capitals croplocked
    I do think it quite hysterical that people continue to believe that JUST because all the Crop/relevant buildings are destroyed it immediately counts as a crop-locking, Unless I'm very much mistaken, the only way this would be possible is if there were too many troops stuck in the village and the Rally point had been destroyed, neither seemed evident by these reports, and It is possible but agreed time consuming to recover the negative wheat/free wheat situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linmack View Post
    I do think it quite hysterical that people continue to believe that JUST because all the Crop/relevant buildings are destroyed it immediately counts as a crop-locking
    http://travian.wikia.com/wiki/Crop_Lock

    "Crop locking is where they catapault all of your crop fields down to zero".

    Troop starvation is a different issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicious_Machine View Post




















    Croplock

    a crop-locked village

    Crop-locking usually happens when you get on the bad a side of a player or alliance. It usually has very little benefit to the person doing it, so the means that is is usually a form of revenge.

    Crop locking is where they catapault all of your crop fields down to zero and probably your marketplace so you have no way of upgrading any buildings, or troops or anything.

    Kind of says it all.... those doing it are basically wasting their time.... all for bragging rights which mean diddley to me.

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