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    I killed some nature.
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    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    199 mace vs 1 mosquito, the mace had a tough time

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    We had some fun with a couple members of SW in the NW the other day...

    So first, they attacked us in unison. And by "unison," I mean 17 minutes apart.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/133239d6d24
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/13323814ff0

    We of course showed our guests a good time during their stay, and they left our village pretty drunk. So naturally we did the right thing and provided a small escort home.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/133241cc52c
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/133242a71d5 (sent a raid instead of a normal attack, oops! Amateur hour.)

    This was not at all how we planned for things to go, as explained in this message to SW Clown A. We sent it after seeing a warning in his profile about destroying anyone who hurt his animals.



    He never read it, though. =(

    Then we received the following messages from SW Clown B. The conversation wound up splitting into a few different threads, and he couldn't seem to type in the correct part of the message so screenshots would be a pain to read. I'll transcribe the conversation below:

    SW Clown B:
    Just don't attack me please
    You are strong
    I send you staff

    Gamwich:
    What kind of staff? A wooden one? A Staff of the Druidrider?

    SW Clown B:
    Clay-iron-wood ...

    Gamwich:
    Oh, stuff! We'll think about it.

    SW Clown B:
    Please help me I will be your friend
    I help you you help me
    I never attack you if you need resources I can send you and if I need resources please send me
    My name is [removed]

    Gamwich:
    We don't send people resources, and we choose friends who have a strong enough military to help us in an emergency. But we will think about your offer to send us resources. [meanwhile, we continued to raid while we thought about it]

    SW Clown B:
    You want keep attacking me I will delete my account

    Gamwich:
    Why?

    SW Clown B:
    I want to enjoy game I have 2000 gold I don't like like this you keep attacking me you know I don't have nothing but you keep attacking me

    Gamwich:
    We're attacking you for resources and attack points. As long as we keep getting those, why shouldn't we attack?

    I'm sorry that we're preventing you from enjoying this game, but if being attacked ruins the enjoyment of the game, then why did you attack us?

    And if being attacked ruins the enjoyment of the game, then why did you sign up for a war game?

    I hope you don't delete, though! That would make us sad.

    SW Clown B:
    if I come to your group I need to enjoy game I know you will help me if someone alse attacking me please invite me to your alliance

    Gamwich:
    But if you join our alliance, we won't be able to attack you anymore!

    SW Clown B:
    I start deleting

    Gamwich:
    I'm sorry to hear it! You know, there are a lot of strategy guides available on the forums - some of them have to do with dealing with big, aggressive meanies like us! Maybe instead of giving up on the game and all that gold you spent, you could learn to play more effectively and enjoy it even more.

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    And that was the last we heard from him! Although he's still providing plenty of resources whenever we come by to visit.

    Meanwhile, another nearby player who had recently left SW sent us a blank message with the following subject line:
    "i can enter in you ally?"

    We directed him to the application, but never heard back. He's now in SW again.

    Been a fun week!
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    Here's a little diddy..



    We went back for no less than 10 returns, all full loads.. He finally crannied up but is still not building any troops..lol

    ^^ That being a Pirates member, decided to see how another of their members puts out..



    Yep, just like a 2dollar hoor.. Now let's see for how long..lol
    s1 : Storeythor http://travian-reports.net/us/report/2674061c50d
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    Storeythor,most offensive/defensive account holder on the server.
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    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    That's good to know, considering how many of them I have around me... maybe it's time to expand my farm list a bit.
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    First they let the blacks take our women now women can take our women?!?
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    I'm looking for nuts.
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    Is it worth it to pretend to be a girl just to get some stuff?
    Depends on what the "stuff" is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gammix View Post
    considering how many of them I have around me....
    Yeah, pretty much a 24 hour mini-mart with some of those guys, even PT in his drunken stupor could raid for a gain..lol

    s1 : Storeythor http://travian-reports.net/us/report/2674061c50d
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    Gotta be talented to look after 2 WW's simultaneously. Or crazy... Crazy seems more like it.
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    The more I read of OdinLoki's posts, the more I want to play alongside him. Not for the results, as frequently good as they are, but for the sheer fun he seems to have at it. Would + rep if I could, man. Always enjoy reading your stuff... and mostly cringe at the results contained in 'em.
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    Storeythor,most offensive/defensive account holder on the server.
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    He's a nut and the more the odds are stacked against him, the better he seems to come out of it.

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    I wonder if I can raid them, I have three mace and 30 scouts. Sending them all now.
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    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Figured this would be the best way to make my dazzling appearance on the fourms... First I just had to show how such good farms GoT is... http://travian-reports.net/us/report/133760d7af3

    Next... How fail INFO is at scouting http://travian-reports.net/us/report/13397051f1f

    And lastly just to show off how truly awesome it is to be a funtard...http://travian-reports.net/us/report/133987be03a

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    Sometimes people have to learn the hard way: praets don't defend well against EIs.

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    S19 R1 - Seba18

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    Here I am, quietly simming my heart out, when some moron Pirate decides it a good idea to attack innocent little me.

    Well...seeing him so upset to leave with nothing...I decided to walk his troops home. Oops.


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    Quote Originally Posted by It'sMeQ View Post
    Here I am, quietly simming my heart out, when some moron Pirate decides it a good idea to attack innocent little me.

    Well...seeing him so upset to leave with nothing...I decided to walk his troops home. Oops.

    Awesome follow home. One would think if you're going to go the offense you'd be smart enough to have some defense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glip View Post
    Awesome follow home. One would think if you're going to go the offense you'd be smart enough to have some defense.
    Or turn on the auto dodge. I don't leave anything to get killed in my villages until I start seeing cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toober View Post
    Or turn on the auto dodge. I don't leave anything to get killed in my villages until I start seeing cats.
    Mmm...I take it you don't actually know how auto-dodge works.

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    Apparently not. Great work! PIRATES sent me an invite without any communication whatsoever a while back, and rescinded it with an equal level of communication weeks later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by It'sMeQ View Post
    Mmm...I take it you don't actually know how auto-dodge works.
    Unless the scouts were with the troops you followed home, they would have dodged. So, either the guy was an idiot and attacked you with scouts, or he was an idiot that left his account unattended knowing his troops wouldn't dodge an incoming attack. I do have at least a basic understanding of the auto-dodge system. The presence of the scouts in the posted report led me to believe it was not active.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toober View Post
    Unless the scouts were with the troops you followed home, they would have dodged. So, either the guy was an idiot and attacked you with scouts, or he was an idiot that left his account unattended knowing his troops wouldn't dodge an incoming attack. I do have at least a basic understanding of the auto-dodge system. The presence of the scouts in the posted report led me to believe it was not active.


    I was right, you don't know how it works.

    "The troops will only evade if there are NO troops returning home within 10 seconds prior to the attack,"

    That applies to all troops. If you follow home one maceman returning from an attack an hit within 10 second of it getting home, auto-evade is turned off for the entire village. The guy does have auto-dodge. It just didn't work because it is nullified for a follow home.

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    You are correct. I was under the impression that only the troops returning home would not dodge. I guess I've been very lucky that my neighbors have not hit randomly within 10 seconds of my farmers returning home.

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    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...44,139223fcfc6

    dead mace do not raid resources. or maybe setting auto dodge would help

    oh and scouts in second village should also be taught in travian 101

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    Yeah... scouts... And maybe math... 46 haeds and 10 swords for those raid returns? Please tell me you got the haeds from adventures and were just gaining hero xp?

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    Server 4 is generous with haeds for some reason. I got up to 50 on adventures alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akumetsu View Post
    ...46 haeds and 10 swords for those raid returns? Please tell me you got the haeds from adventures and were just gaining hero xp?
    Abstaining from my best Michael Caine impression.. some men just want to watch the world burn.

    And so I'm at least contributing to this thread, this is what happens when you have a simming hero with res boost over strength (which leads me to believe It'sMeQ isn't being truthful about the attributes of their "simming" hero :P ) ...
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/14930670cd8
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    This is how we splat our hammer, splat our hammer, splat our hammer:

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...4a,1512712bb58

    This is how we splat our hammer, all day long!

    (also, dragunov, my hero is...superhuman...beg for my mercy!)

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    Am I the only one that's going to contribute to this thread? I see many people getting top attackers not named me. (actually, I haven't gotten one yet) so I know there are bigger reports floating around out there...share the destruction! C'mon people. It's half the fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by It'sMeQ View Post
    Am I the only one that's going to contribute to this thread? I see many people getting top attackers not named me. (actually, I haven't gotten one yet) so I know there are bigger reports floating around out there...share the destruction! C'mon people. It's half the fun.
    Just to let you know you're not alone here.

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    A reminder of how deadly a follow home can be:

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    S19 R1 - Seba18

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    There should be a splat floating around somewhere...come on, let's see it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by It'sMeQ View Post
    There should be a splat floating around somewhere...come on, let's see it...
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/168450cbd89
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    Well, here's definitely the most interesting BR of the server (so far).

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/177407e2ea8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Constellation View Post
    Well, here's definitely the most interesting BR of the server (so far).

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/177407e2ea8
    Someone remind me how SIO is a second tier alliance again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Constellation View Post
    Well, here's definitely the most interesting BR of the server (so far).

    Somebody didn't have time for arties....kerr.....splat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carni View Post
    Someone remind me how SIO is a second tier alliance again?
    SIO is a second tier alliance. Sun shines on a dog's *** every now and then.
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    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Your mom is a 2nd tier alliance.
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    At least I know who my mom is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    But that still leaves the question of "Who's your Daddy?" wide open...

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    Shame on you SIO... ganging up against a tard kid.... you better apologize (but keep it simple).

    Do not worry little buddy, all your special comments are very appreciated. Look a monkey

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    Let them pick here, in game they get murdered.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    While you guys were off attacking Natars I was off attacking OMNI

    Mini hammer I didn't give a **** about: http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1799606fc7e
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/179961d0885

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