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    Resurrecting this because since the cats are out to play, we are bound to have some good ones.

    I will start.

    So the other day the leader of this alliance I am farming scouts me. I hit him, and then he hits me. I tell him this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Mister X
    I hope you realize that that was a VERY bad idea...
    So he responds by writing:

    For you it was
    And then it keeps going on. I give him warnings while I mobilize my cats, my allies are also warning him. And this is RATAN btw. Not exactly an alliance you want to tick off.

    Finally, I send out the cats. Then he attacks me again. My cats are several hours away, so it takes a while for them to get to him.

    When he finally got hit, he changed his tune REALLY fast:

    Sorry for challenging such a great army.Iam at your mercy but I have nothing left to offer you. please show mercy.
    As I like say: Suffering from n00biness? Have no fear! Dr. Katz has the cure!



    Ok, now post your encounters.

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    Can you help me with the three noobs around me? You have the time now.

    And have you noticed the high school drama coming from these noobs lately?
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    Sorry, my cats are needed elsewhere.

    And yeah, I noticed your post about travian ads on myspace. That would explain it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister X View Post
    Resurrecting this because since the cats are out to play, we are bound to have some good ones.

    I will start.

    So the other day the leader of this alliance I am farming scouts me. I hit him, and then he hits me. I tell him this:



    So he responds by writing:



    And then it keeps going on. I give him warnings while I mobilize my cats, my allies are also warning him. And this is RATAN btw. Not exactly an alliance you want to tick off.

    Finally, I send out the cats. Then he attacks me again. My cats are several hours away, so it takes a while for them to get to him.

    When he finally got hit, he changed his tune REALLY fast:



    As I like say: Suffering from n00biness? Have no fear! Dr. Katz has the cure!



    Ok, now post your encounters.


    WTF are cats?

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    You know, the things that go purrrrrrrr-booomb.

    Hey, that kind of sound like what I do in one video game. Hear the pur of the engine and propellers and then I drop one on some poor unsuspecting tanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
    Perhaps you should just find 9c and 15c and build villages around them. Hide your nuts everywhere like a squirrel.
    Chuck Norris invented all hacks; they were give to the masses by Tom Cruise. Except OPK, that was made and spread by Richard Simmons. I hate them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudence View Post
    WTF are cats?
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    [23:21] <Striker> i know pop isnt everything but come on
    [23:21] <seppi> that's cause he has a bigger army
    [23:21] <Striker> how do u know
    [23:21] <Striker> were both gaul
    [23:22] <seppi> because M-E are all about big armies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Striker View Post
    Fixed

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    Something tells me he got the explanation he was looking for. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony B(C) View Post
    You know, the things that go purrrrrrrr-booomb.

    Hey, that kind of sound like what I do in one video game. Hear the pur of the engine and propellers and then I drop one on some poor unsuspecting tanks.
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    Pacific Theater Of WWII, Thats the sound of me in a P-51.
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
    Perhaps you should just find 9c and 15c and build villages around them. Hide your nuts everywhere like a squirrel.
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    I was thinking more along the lines of a me, in a Spitfire, behind a Do-17.

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    Give me a blackwidow!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
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    Spitfire's are fine. L2P.

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    Vertigo Bomber anyday (not WW2, but the aircraft of nod).

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    All I would need is a B-29 and not even a filled bay.
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony B(C) View Post
    All I would need is a B-29 and not even a filled bay.
    What was that one bomber based in Aussieland that had like... 17 guns?

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    B-29=Nukes.
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    B-24 = first Air Force One

    Air Force One = Can't Touch This Nuke-a-holics.

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    I hate nukes, but I love dive bombers.
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    So you hate B-29s?

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    They have their uses. I just love the fact of going into a steep dive at max speed and drop a 1k or so of explosives and hope to God that you can pull out of it when you want real accuracy.
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
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    You sound like you'd make a good TBD Dauntless pilot. :P

    I saw this one show on the History channel about a guy that used his TBD as a fighter plane.... against 3 or 4 Zeros. It was intense.

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    Ok, I am now wondering how we got to talking about WWII aircraft and history in a noob thread?
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
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    I blame it on your posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony B(C) View Post
    Can you help me with the three noobs around me? You have the time now.

    And have you noticed the high school drama coming from these noobs lately?
    sry guys. trying to get all my AP friends to join up. too many women tho. lol jk.

    i havnt really had any. i farmed everyone in my 7x7 then they all got deleted. now my only good farm is a Rogue member which we are NAPed with but i dont really care.
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    Like HOOF on S4, what good is a farm as a NAP or ally.
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
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    Not really a great hate mail, but we can't let this thread sink.

    Top down.


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    Average Moron Player wrote:

    you have way to much time on your hands to be in first
    wtf dont you have a life
    but answer this how long have you been playing????????????????????????????????????

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    We are two persons sharing one account. Played since day three on this server, and several servers earlier.

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    Average Moron Player wrote:

    oh, iget it you all
    have no life....
    so ya you can have my stupid village if you want it

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    HaavisKhan wrote:

    Oh no! I don't have a life!

    Why didn't anyone tell me earlier :-(

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    Average Moron Player wrote:

    why dont all you go and **** each other beacuse im deleting this stupid game


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    NO DONT DELETE THE GAME U R OUR FRIEND

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    Average Moron Player wrote:

    are you seriouse

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    always =(


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    Average Moron Player wrote:

    lol ok

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    Moron, or a complete something or other I can't name.
    Quote Originally Posted by ralphyboy View Post
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    Chuck Norris invented all hacks; they were give to the masses by Tom Cruise. Except OPK, that was made and spread by Richard Simmons. I hate them all.

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    Do you get those messages alot?

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    We generally get quite a lot of messages, mostly polite.

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    Hmm, I'd rather have them mean, they're more funny. Is he honestly going to stick around and not delete?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasperkyle View Post
    Hmm, I'd rather have them mean, they're more funny. Is he honestly going to stick around and not delete?
    Ditto.

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    Bottom to top. This one is funny. I turned it around on this guy.

    N00b #200 03/31/08
    RE^2: sir did u get wat u were looking fo 01:35:10

    ahh i did not take note of that ROFL yea sumtimes i dont pay atention
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    sir did u get wat u were looking for it is unfair to take advantage of a lower population u should attack sum1 ur own pop or a score lower but not in the 200's and ur at 700 not griping just advising =] have a nice day Mister X

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    Ahh, farms. The reason I play this game between the launch of the server and the server-wide wars.
    Remember, this is an online forum. I have just as much poo to fling as you do.

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    Here, an example of completely wasted wit.

    Top-down.



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    hey since u are like a beast could u tell me how to make guys...i suck


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    Find a girl, get laid, don't use protection. Remember to discuss it with the girl first.

    There's a 49,70 % chance you'll make a little guy that way.


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    no like an army

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    Quote Originally Posted by haavarl View Post
    Here, an example of completely wasted wit.

    Top-down.



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    poopypants wrote:

    hey since u are like a beast could u tell me how to make guys...i suck


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    Find a girl, get laid, don't use protection. Remember to discuss it with the girl first.

    There's a 49,70 % chance you'll make a little guy that way.


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    no like an army


    I would take that bolded part as a compliment if I were you.

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    My newest n00b encounter is the rise of the n00bs.

    Basically, I've been ticking my farms off out by my capital. One guy sicked 3 guys on me....2 of them are complete n00bs. One at least looks semi-competent.

    The other is a guy i wheat killed but got help from allainces to grow. His new friends reinforced him, made me lose a small raiding party, so i basically my superior threated to crush the alliance. Next thing you know he was dropped and sent 1 whole axeman after me!

    Right now I'm fighting off as guy who actually has more than 100 troops...this should be interesting.
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    a n00b wrote:

    why did you destroy my wall? I have never posed any treat to you. If I ever even had a hint of an army it was instantly destroyed. If you are holding any angst against me please tell me. Last I heard from you all you said all your farms were deleting. You said that it was too late for a tribute resolution to the farming. Therefor I did not send you a tribute. Is this why I am getting damage? If I was wrong about this I am sorry. If you are willing to stop farming for a tribute I will pay one. Otherwise, since you are dealing damage to me I will consider deleting and staring new on server six. I thought I had it rough of server one, but you are the most persistent farmer I have had the pleasure to deal with so far. No wonder you are having trouble with farms deleting.

    In all honesty, this is getting tiresome. I will pay a tribute to keep you off my back, but I can't continue as we are much longer now. If a tribute is not possible I will delete. Thank you for your time and I will happily await your response



    {I let him pay tribute}
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister X View Post
    My newest n00b encounter is the rise of the n00bs.

    Basically, I've been ticking my farms off out by my capital. One guy sicked 3 guys on me....2 of them are complete n00bs. One at least looks semi-competent.

    The other is a guy i wheat killed but got help from allainces to grow. His new friends reinforced him, made me lose a small raiding party, so i basically my superior threated to crush the alliance. Next thing you know he was dropped and sent 1 whole axeman after me!

    Right now I'm fighting off as guy who actually has more than 100 troops...this should be interesting.
    Well, THAT'S not very fair, get some resistance, and have to get your leader involved.
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    Never watch pron during times when your syncing conquer/catapults....
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    Meh. 100 troops is nothing to me. I just dodged since it was more worth it to do so.

    Apparently that guy was an un related incident. Some guy I attacked got reinforced, then since he was in negative wheat from the reinforcements, he freaked out and said he got catted....so then a leader decided to attack me. All is forgiven when I get reparations.

    That other incident was kinda funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enforcer980 View Post
    a n00b wrote:

    I thought I had it rough of server one, but you are the most persistent farmer I have had the pleasure to deal with so far. No wonder you are having trouble with farms deleting

    man u must be really bothering the guy .. loll

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