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    Chinese eat human fetuses. This isn't surprising.

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    Warm fetus spread on some toast is delicious. Baby rats though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    Warm fetus spread on some toast is delicious. Baby rats though?
    I'd cook them first, personally. Raw just seems less appealing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    Warm fetus spread on some toast is delicious. Baby rats though?
    I'm trying this at home. Does the fetus have to melted or mashed?

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    For maximum pleasure, swallow them alive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinit144 View Post
    I'm trying this at home. Does the fetus have to melted or mashed?
    I blend mine in a VitaMix after heating. Though i guess it'd be personal preference. Not even a piece of bone left after that thing is done with it.

    It keeps about a week in the fridge, a couple months in the freezer.

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    Sounds like a horrible "Will it Blend?" episode...

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    Looked like a setup. Game show.
    I'm glad I'm not judgemental like all you smug, superficial idiots

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod Dark Tower View Post
    Sounds like a horrible "Will it Blend?" episode...
    No no no!.. It tastes horrible that way. I like this one chewy.

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    Chinese are known to eat literally everything. Which is good in a way, as there is an endless variety of foods and flavors, unrestricted culinary traditions. Although the line should be drawn at endangered species.

    In this case of eating live baby rodents, it seems to be a thing of pride, like drinking fresh cobra blood with vodka. Or typing while driving
    Last edited by Summer; 01-29-2016 at 09:48 PM.

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    I tried crickets today, they're bit nutty and smoky in flavor and crunchy in texture. I had them individually and also made into a taco with avocado and tomatillo salsa. Actually quite good.

    Last edited by Summer; 02-14-2016 at 06:05 AM.

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    This is for ****ing fetus recipes, not your ****ty Jiminy recipe.

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    Cricket fetuses matter
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Cricket fetuses can suck my ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    Cricket fetuses can suck my ****.
    That's one small micro-***** if a cricket fetus can do that.

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    Only God can judge me.

    They can try it as a borg collective if they please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapient View Post
    Cricket fetuses can suck my ****.
    Here's an example of why forums die. People have to read crap like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toucan View Post
    Here's an example of why forums die. People have to read crap like this.
    Speaking of dangers on the internet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Speaking of dangers on the internet.
    where?

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    Speaking of that, have you guys heard? Jared Fogle is appealing his case.

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