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    Default It has come to my attention

    That a certain player has acquired laser eyes that shoot out a stream of lazer destroying anything in it's path. Through my great detective skills, I have learned this is the cause of so many deleting players. Apparently they go "proof" when gazed at.

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    Damn I'm a dragon man....or maybe I'm just a dragon,

    And anyway, even I want laser eyes!

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    Ha burn. I know it isn't you. You have to carry a flamethrower around cause we all know you are a teddy bear.

    And proof is always a nice thing to have Cis. I know i like solid proof.

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    There I was at the ophthalmologist and p0x randomly waved his smiting stick and the laser surgery to correct my COL eyes went terribly wrong. Instead of de-COLonising my eyes they colonised them with a small array of high energy laser lights that now smites people that make me roll my eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    Ha burn. I know it isn't you. You have to carry a flamethrower around cause we all know you are a teddy bear.

    And proof is always a nice thing to have Cis. I know i like solid proof.

    Edit to add:

    There I was at the ophthalmologist and p0x randomly waved his smiting stick and the laser surgery to correct my COL eyes went terribly wrong. Instead of de-COLonising my eyes they colonised them with a small array of high energy laser lights that now smites people that make me roll my eyes.
    I have seen them in action, beautifully lovingly frightening.
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    I am no teddy bear. I am a dargon and don't you forget it!

    "The Burninator" comes from here....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    I am no teddy bear. I am a dargon and don't you forget it!

    "The Burninator" comes from here....
    TEDDY BEAR, the COLs have dubbed you so, so you be.
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    I suppose I should change my username to "The Bearninator"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    I am no teddy bear. I am a dargon and don't you forget it!

    "The Burninator" comes from here....
    Dargon Teddy Bear it is!!!

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    The other half of the account is not a teddy bear though.
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    The other half of the account is not a teddy bear though.
    No but it is my other half <3

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