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    In the light of the moon a little village lay on the map
    One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and - pop! - out of the village came a tiny and very hungry phalanx.
    He started to look for some food.
    On Monday he defended against one TRA...
    On Tuesday he defended against two GONE...
    ...but he was still very hungry.
    On Wednesday he defended against three NWRs...
    ...but he was still very hungry.
    On Thursday he defended against four scorpions...
    ...but he was still very hungry.
    On Friday he defended against five calm chives but he was
    still very hungry.
    On Saturday he recruited one small posse
    one nice bear zone,
    one druid,
    one slice of praetorian cheese,
    one side of macemen,
    one Legionnaire,
    one anvil of Spearman,
    one scout,
    one Pathfinder
    and one Equites Legati.
    That night he had a
    stomach-ache!
    The next day was Sunday again.
    The phalanx defended one nice TRA hammer, and after that felt much better.
    Now he wasn’t hungry any more - and he wasn’t a lonely phalnx any more. He was a popular meme.
    He settled a small village, called a cropper, around his spawn. He stayed inside for more than two weeks.
    Then he nibbled at enemy villages, pushed his way out and...
    he was a beautiful anvil!
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    I'm so happy for the hungry anvil. Now he needs fertilizer for the crops!

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    Blood and bone meal make for pretty flowers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Blood and bone meal make for pretty flowers.
    Oh my

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Burninator View Post
    Oh my
    It is an anvils delight to crush an enemy hammer to supply flossie with all the blood and bone she needs. The Troll Repatriation work placement programme has a lot of herbaceous borders still waiting to be planted.
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    TBP lives!
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    Are the anvil players in this server still good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guesswhat View Post
    Are the anvil players in this server still good?
    Good enough that the TBP is branching out into vegetables. Look for local farmers markets and you will see the delicious produce our anvils enable flossie to grow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guesswhat View Post
    Are the anvil players in this server still good?
    The ones in BTDT are the very best of the best. I'd fear them more than the hammers.

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