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    Default You KNOW you're addicted to Travian when...

    this is how the game is played

    think of as many things as you can to see when you just KNOW that your addicted to Travian, start off your messeges with "you know your addicted to travian when *blank*

    i'll start us off

    You know your addicted to travian when you check your travian messeges more then AIM

    You know your addicted to travian when you threaten to send Cata's at your RL friends

    You know your addicted to travian when your friend threatens to cranny up after you say that

    You know your addicted to travian FORUMS when "woden" and "theo" become a famillar words

    you know your addicted to travian when you think romans, gauls, and teutons are the only tribes that exist

    You know your addicted to travian when you think george bush is stupid for not scouting Iraq first.

    You know your addicted to travian when clicking a bubble and hitting "upgrade" becomes fun to you.

    You know your addicted to travian when you look it up on youtube

    You know your addicted to travian when you ask where your friends coordinates are when you first meet them.

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    I'm sure I could think of many more, but I'm tired x.X

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    You know you're addited to Travian when you make a list as long as you just did.
    Green thinking = Good thinking Think about it.

    New Look! Yay!!

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    you know your addicted to travian when you post a "your addicted to travian " post

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    You know you're addicted to the travian forums when you start to say "you're banned for <reason>" to your mom. It happened to me a few days ago

    You know you're addicted to Travian when you start dreaming about it.

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    You know you're addicted to Travian when the word "cat" makes you giggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marie View Post
    You know you're addicted to the travian forums when you start to say "you're banned for <reason>" to your mom. It happened to me a few days ago

    You know you're addicted to Travian when you start dreaming about it.
    Darn it!! I'm guity of both charges!

    Quote Originally Posted by Latimar View Post
    You know you're addicted to Travian when the word "cat" makes you giggle.
    Make that all three.

    You know you're addicted to Travian when you spend two hours thinking of a Travian-related poem to post in the "Travian Poems" thread.
    Green thinking = Good thinking Think about it.

    New Look! Yay!!

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    you know your adicted to Travian when this fits you

    "Travian is my anti-drug. Because when your addicted to Travian how can you possible have enough time to buy drugs?"
    Every now and then I re-read a post I made and think, "My Kentucky is showing through"

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    You know you're addicted to travian when you scout your fridge before you raid it.

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    You your addicted to Travian when you bring a laptop to class to play. (not guilty of this.)
    Every now and then I re-read a post I made and think, "My Kentucky is showing through"

    -JeffSpade

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    You know you're addicted to travian when you wake up in the middle of the night to check if your catas hit yet.
    My villager is very lonesome . Please help him get some new friends by clicking: Here.

    Leave my pixel people alone! D=

    You should listen to other people's advice...
    Use the search button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koalie View Post
    You know you're addicted to travian when you wake up in the middle of the night to check if your catas hit yet.
    hahaha I did that once !

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    Im still LOLing at this. Its simply amazing!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    You know you're addicted to travian when you scout your fridge before you raid it.
    Every now and then I re-read a post I made and think, "My Kentucky is showing through"

    -JeffSpade

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    You know you're addicted to Travian when you've adapted your Starcraft tactics since playing Travian, from sending one huge wave of troops to sending raiding parties of Zerglings, clearing waves of Hydralisks, "Cata-ing" the enemy base with Guardians, and sending fake attacks with three or four Zerglings to deceive the enemy to think you're attacking one base when you're really going for another.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axtrix View Post
    Im still LOLing at this. Its simply amazing!
    I'll come up with more later.

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    You know you are addicted to Travian when you are a moderator on the forums.
    I are teh troll.

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    You know you're addicted to Travian when you laugh at some of these because you've done them before =P
    My villager is very lonesome . Please help him get some new friends by clicking: Here.

    Leave my pixel people alone! D=

    You should listen to other people's advice...
    Use the search button.

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    You know you are addicted to Travian when your starting to get 100+ posts a day.

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    You know you and others around you on the forums are addicted to travian when they start making comments/threads about how awesome your newest avatar is.
    My villager is very lonesome . Please help him get some new friends by clicking: Here.

    Leave my pixel people alone! D=

    You should listen to other people's advice...
    Use the search button.

    Rawr.

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    You know you are addicted to travian when you make an accurate map on grid paper to plan your strategy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    You know you're addicted to travian when you scout your fridge before you raid it.
    That's just silly!!
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    You know your addicted to travian when you cat your mouse
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    You know your addicted to travian when you stay up all night waiting for your settlers to be built so you can settle your second village for the first time

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    You know you're addicted to Travian when you constantly use the distance formula to find a good overnight catapult or TT target.
    Quote Originally Posted by Theo View Post
    I approve of pie.
    My idea:
    Brewery Prerequisites: Wheat Field Level 10, Flour Mill Level 5, Bakery Level 5, Palace or Residence Level 20

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    You know you're addicted to Travian when you eat, sleep, and catapult the *bleep* out of the Travian world.

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    You know you're addicted when you have two school outcomes due tomorrow but you're sitting there watching the attack timer count down...

    Or posting on the forums

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    You know you're addicted to travian when you've read more that half the threads in the forum.
    You know you're addict to travian when you leave your computer on all night and immediately go to your comupter once you wake up.
    and, You know you're addicted to travian when you scream out "PWNED!" when you read your attack report and see you've 0 poped another village. =P
    My villager is very lonesome . Please help him get some new friends by clicking: Here.

    Leave my pixel people alone! D=

    You should listen to other people's advice...
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    You know you're addicted to Travian when you send your cat on an 8 hour walk to keep it from getting hit.

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    u know tour addicted 2 Travian when u wake up in the middle of the night screaming ATTACK!!!

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    You be knowing about the addiction for a travian when you be upgrading your villages during lunch at school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xylar13 View Post
    You be knowing about the addiction for a travian when you be upgrading your villages during lunch at school.
    lol! i've done that xD
    My villager is very lonesome . Please help him get some new friends by clicking: Here.

    Leave my pixel people alone! D=

    You should listen to other people's advice...
    Use the search button.

    Rawr.

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    you know you're addicted to Travian when it becomes the source for your knowledge of politics

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    You know you are addicted to the Travian forums when you:
    A) refer to banned users (on any forum) as being "Theo'd"
    B) refer to any ban-happy moderator as a "Theo"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    You know you're addicted to travian when you scout your fridge before you raid it.

    Thats a classic

    you know ur addicted to travian when you have an account on every server

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    You know your addicted when you tell all your school friends about it then spend 4hr's straight playing it when you get home from school

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    You know you're addicted to Travian when you destroy your neighbour's backyards, and when asked why you did it, you reply, "They were in my 7x7."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    You know you're addicted to Travian when you destroy your neighbour's backyards, and when asked why you did it, you reply, "They were in my 7x7."
    And then when they ask what they're supposed to do now, you tell them "Just delete and start over"

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    You know you're addicted to travian when you're playing capture the flag, and you go to rescue your prisoners, and only release half of them. When asked why, you reply "Oh, sorry, I wasn't told it was a normal attack."
    End.

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    you know you're addicted to Travian when you consider upgrading your fridge so you can last longer in negative wheat

    you know you're addicted to Travian when your front yard is full of scouts incase someone checks out your territory

    you know you're addicted to Travian when you threaten to zero someone after they insult you

    you know you're addicted to Travian when you call your cellar a cranny to hide your goods

    T.

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    You know you're addicted to Travian when the first thing you do on the computer is check Travian.
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    Why has no one ever told me about this thread before?

    You know you're addicted when someone asks what team you're on and you say the Gauls.

    You know you're addicted to Travian when you tell the waitress you want 10k imperians with a side of rams.

    You know you're addicted to Travian when you tell the teacher your number is 153, -27.

    You know you're addicted to Travian when ... I can't think of anything else =[

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