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    Quote Originally Posted by rome's emperor View Post
    Can we be around same age? Like him being a few months older or something? Kind of like semi-paired together. Like Nort and I are in an age group, you and Jacky are, etc. (Btw, since I'm an older brother, your new name Jace will be Jacky )
    A few months?! Damn, Dad. You and Mom have been busy. lol

    Anyways, I'm back. Had to hang up the laundry. We don't have a dryer.
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rome's emperor View Post

    Btw, Bella, have you ever seen that commercial where there's the old woman on her deathbed and she's talking in Italian to her children and grandchildren, saying that she's lived a happy life, and then she looks out the window and this woman is in a bathrobe testing the water of her bathtub, and she says "Damn" and falls back down to bed. Hehe. I think one of the lines was.

    Io fato tutte l'ispirienze possibile. Io fato.........damn.
    I've experienced it all, I have.........damn
    And it was in Italian accent and everything!
    yep

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    About your mother...
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    This is the weirdest thread I've ever read in all my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    A few months?! Damn, Dad. You and Mom have been busy. lol

    Anyways, I'm back. Had to hang up the laundry. We don't have a dryer.
    yeah, I guess Rome's gonna have to be (at least) a whole year younger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    Mother is on.



    Then you would have to be a human
    Jacana...
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Argh! Gotta go iron Dad's clothes.
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    A few months?! Damn, Dad. You and Mom have been busy. lol

    Anyways, I'm back. Had to hang up the laundry. We don't have a dryer.
    A pregnant belly won't stop dad! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDN***fT4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marie View Post
    This is the weirdest thread I've ever read in all my life
    yeah, I don't know HOW I got suckered into this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rome's emperor View Post
    A pregnant belly won't stop dad! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDN***fT4
    * creeps out of thread*

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    Quote Originally Posted by rome's emperor View Post
    A pregnant belly won't stop dad! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDN***fT4
    Rome, sorry to be the one to tell you this...but...you're adopted.

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    He is.

    But anyway.

    Listen, all of you.
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marie View Post
    This is the weirdest thread I've ever read in all my life
    Thanks, Marie.

    Uhhh... I don't think I'm even gonna bother with that link....

    And yes, Rome, you heard Aniki! You're! Dun dun dun dun.... ADOPTED!
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nortac View Post
    Rome, sorry to be the one to tell you this...but...you're adopted.
    So then why do I remember looking up at your ugly face when I was born and thinking "s***, this is gonna suck"?

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    Guys, this is about your mother. Now listen.
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by rome's emperor View Post
    So then why do I remember looking up at your ugly face when I was born and thinking "s***, this is gonna suck"?
    what part of "a couple of months apart" don't you understand? You were adopted when I was 6 months old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    Guys, this is about your mother. Now listen.
    CANDY'S MY MOM?!?!?!
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    WOULD YOU CHILDREN PLEASE LISTEN!


    (this is here for cap reasons)
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nortac View Post
    what part of "a couple of months apart" don't you understand? You were adopted when I was 6 months old...
    I remember being born and looking up at your 4 month old face and having a horrible dream that next day about it. And I knew I was in for a rough 80 years,

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    *grabs his flask and takes a drink while waiting for the news*
    Quote Originally Posted by Roran View Post
    Hello Res, May you grow never hungry, yet always full. May your house be made of beutiful wood, yet never touched by the elements. May good fortune find itself in your favor.
    And with this, I say good luck
    ~Roran

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    What the...what kind of thread is this?
    No longer playing Travian. Spending time with the pregnant wife before sea duty. It's been fun, all

    The forumer formerly known as TooMuchCoffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    WOULD YOU CHILDREN PLEASE LISTEN!


    (this is here for cap reasons)
    Only if you tell him to stop saying I'm adopted! He's the troublemaker around here,

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    Quote Originally Posted by rome's emperor View Post
    I remember being born and looking up at your 4 month old face and having a horrible dream that next day about it. And I knew I was in for a rough 80 years,
    who says you're living to 80?

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    Aniki! Onii-chan! Urusai! (Shut up!)
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Your mother is having an enulment.
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    Your mother is having an enulment.
    An annulment?! What?!?! Why?!?!?!

    AND WHO'S MY REAL MOTHER??!?!
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    Your mother is having an enulment.
    *walks over takes a swig of from his flask* "you mean annulment"
    Quote Originally Posted by Roran View Post
    Hello Res, May you grow never hungry, yet always full. May your house be made of beutiful wood, yet never touched by the elements. May good fortune find itself in your favor.
    And with this, I say good luck
    ~Roran

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    Welcome to the family chatroom!

    Current Family Members:
    Metropolis Creator (Father)
    Effervescent (Mother)
    Nortac (Son)
    Rome's Emperor (Son)
    GuardianAngel (Daughter) [me!]
    Candy1303 (Auntie #1/Effervescent's Sister)
    Belladonna (Auntie #2/Effervescent's Sister)

    Non-Family Members That Are Involved With The Family:
    Resembool (Family Bodyguard/Guardian Angel)
    ZeroMoon17 (Family Friend; Children's Godfather)
    Jacana (Family Pet)
    But...but... I gave birth to the piggies! How am I not the mother?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resembool View Post
    *walks over takes a swig of from his flask* "you mean annulment"
    i suppose. Im not really in the mood for grammar right now...

    Quote Originally Posted by Candy1303 View Post
    But...but... I gave birth to the piggies! How am I not the mother?!
    You have to be the mother. And i suppose im your Hans Solo.
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy1303 View Post
    But...but... I gave birth to the piggies! How am I not the mother?!
    Cuz you did something strange for a little piece of change.... and forgot to wear .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candy1303 View Post
    But...but... I gave birth to the piggies! How am I not the mother?!
    I don't know who my real mother is!! All I know is that Aniki is my only true sibling!!
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    I suppose. Im not really in the mood for grammar right now...
    *gasps* "Metro you didn't capitalize your I, you must really be hurting." *pats met on the back*
    Quote Originally Posted by Roran View Post
    Hello Res, May you grow never hungry, yet always full. May your house be made of beutiful wood, yet never touched by the elements. May good fortune find itself in your favor.
    And with this, I say good luck
    ~Roran

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    I don't know who my real mother is!! All I know is that Aniki is my only true sibling!!
    I thought Bubbly was your mother... but... she wasnt... it turns out that my ex-gf is your mother.
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobHall View Post
    Something wrong with women?
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic_95 View Post
    He just got married

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    Quote Originally Posted by rome's emperor View Post
    Cuz you did something strange for a little piece of change.... and forgot to wear .
    THIS is what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    I don't know who my real mother is!! All I know is that Aniki is my only true sibling!!
    *Lands on shoulder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    I thought Bubbly was your mother... but... she wasnt... it turns out that my ex-gf is your mother.
    So... Bubbles is like, my step-mother?

    [EDITING FIRST POST]
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TooMuchCoffee View Post
    What the...what kind of thread is this?
    Get out while you can

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroMoon17 View Post
    She's leaving me, Moon. I suppose she wants to date you... she always loved you anyway. Im just so stupid that i couldnt see it...

    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    So... Bubbles is like, my step-mother?

    [EDITING FIRST POST]
    Bubbles isnt your mother at all, my Angel. Im sorry.
    Originally posted by Metropolis Creator
    and Theo! stop eating Nichtís wheaties and flirting with his warehouse!
    Originally posted by Theo
    I like Wheaties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    thats a canuck? i thought it was just someone who said crazy things all the time...
    you know... in which you would reply "knuck knuck knuck"....
    In hindsight, that was actually pretty noobish.... :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    I don't know who my real mother is!! All I know is that Aniki is my only true sibling!!
    well, on the forums, not in RL. I--um, I'll just shut up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Metropolis Creator View Post
    She's leaving me, Moon. I suppose she wants to date you... she always loved you anyway. Im just so stupid that i couldnt see it...
    what-? you mean-? but-?
    Last edited by Marie; 06-07-2008 at 04:37 AM. Reason: double post

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