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    Default The Nacho War!

    War has been declared!!! Pick a side

    ROUND 2 HAS NOW BEGUN!

    If you wish to join the Nacho War, PM Illavasion to join the Pro Nachos, or PM Old_Sparta to join the Anti Nachos. You will not be able to be part of the actual war unless you are listed here.

    Pro-Nachos:
    Command
    Illavasion (GEN) - Chief of the Defence Force
    NAVY
    Effervescent (MAJGEN)- CO of the Pro Nacho Navy (PNN) - Awesomeness in a human form.
    ARMY
    Sanguine (MAJGEN)- Head of the Nacho Army. Zero's Brother... DUH DUH DUH! CO of the Pro Nacho Army
    Epic_95 (COL) - CO of special operations
    AIR FORCE
    Aviansie (MAJGEN)- CO of the Pro Nacho Air Force (PNAF)

    Retired:
    Nortac (COL)- CO of special operations
    Belladonna (GEN)- Commander of the NDF


    Anti-Nachos:

    Old-Sparta -ANF Commander General, Admiral of the Dirigible Fleet, and Squad Commander of the First Mobile Mech Infantry.
    Zeromoon17 (Secretary General) - He is Old-Sparta's right-hand man, he helps the nation to run as smoothly as possible. Sanguine's older (therefore better) brother. Acts as Major General of the ANF
    ilovemath - Heavy weapons specialist, lieutenant
    ppoo00ll1 - Navy specialist, Major
    Egroeg - Soldier, lieutenant
    Nightmoon- Field Medic, Special Weapons lieutenant

    (promotion is possible upon acts of extraordinary courage under fire, discipline, and acts of honorable mentions...after review by ANF Commander General Old_Sparta and ANF Major General Zeromoon)

    -note. this change is due to the principles laid down in The Art of War. Commander General Old_Sparta thanks all personnel for their service.


    Deceased
    ----------
    Flying (rest in peace)


    MAP:


    WAR INFORMATION:

    GENERIC SOLDIERS:
    Both sides command soldiers who will not communicate or act except through their Officers or NCOs. They will follow any command, but it must be given publicly.

    GOD MODING:
    This will not be tolerated. We don't live in a magical world. Everything that happens needs to be semi-plausible. Make it interesting and put some thought into what happens. Any god moding that occurs is to be ignored and the war will continue as though that post had never been made.
    Last edited by Illavasion; 11-24-2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason: Our rank system got screwed up...

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    Illy, you are a mind reader!

    --edits--

    Last edited by Belladonna; 08-01-2008 at 02:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    Illy, you are a mind reader!
    Well, they say great minds think alike... Maybe i shouldn't have made it in the dump though

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    To the sideline it is!
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    I fight on the side of Sparta.

    Anti-Nachos:

    Resembool (General) - "Number 2" Now leads the ANF, he has shirked his duties leaving an undeserved weight on his second's shoulder's before. He is now doing his best to run the ANF the way it needs to be.
    Zeromoon17 (Secretary General) - He is Resembool's right-hand man, he helps the nation to run as smoothly as possible even with some of his leader's indiscretions. Sanguine's older (therefore better) brother.
    Marie - Original Major General of the Air force
    Old-Sparta - gear infantry commander
    King- Commander of the ground troops.
    Epic_95 - (Colonel) reinstated after a short stint of rebellion.
    Penguin - Infantry commander in training
    I like bananas - Army Soldier... (Zero wanted some random to boss around...)

    RETIRED

    famisjamis - A quesadilla lover
    Sparta27 - "I... AM... SPARTA'!!!!!"
    BOSTENRULES - Some random who seems to think Anti-Nachos are similar to Anti-matter...
    Narodnik (COL)- Commander of Ground Troops
    Last edited by Resembool; 09-21-2008 at 03:54 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roran View Post
    Hello Res, May you grow never hungry, yet always full. May your house be made of beutiful wood, yet never touched by the elements. May good fortune find itself in your favor.
    And with this, I say good luck
    ~Roran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    Well, they say great minds think alike... Maybe i shouldn't have made it in the dump though
    Perhaps. We'll just have to ignore the spammers when they come


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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    Perhaps. We'll just have to ignore the spammers when they come

    But then we'll have no one to fight against

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    But then we'll have no one to fight against
    Oh. Good point. Again

    *tries to lure Res away with nachos*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    *tries to lure Res away with nachos*
    *Makes casual conversation with his blackbear friend*
    Quote Originally Posted by Roran View Post
    Hello Res, May you grow never hungry, yet always full. May your house be made of beutiful wood, yet never touched by the elements. May good fortune find itself in your favor.
    And with this, I say good luck
    ~Roran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    *capers about*
    You've just been promoted.

    Narodnik - BATTLEMASTER *note caps lock for dramatic effect*

    Plan me a battle. The objective is sour cream hill. we need it by 20:00 today...

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    *dances salsa*

    *eats some*

    Mmm....

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    Nar, may I steal your "one, two, three, four I declare a nacho war" for my sig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effervescent View Post
    *dances salsa*

    *eats some*

    Mmm....
    Grabs some doritos...

    I hear salsa goes well with them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    Nar, may I steal your "one, two, three, four I declare a nacho war" for my sig?
    Of course!

    Actually, no, you can't. (By saying no, it means you can steal it! If I said yes, it wouldn't be stealing! )

    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    You've just been promoted.

    Narodnik - BATTLEMASTER *note caps lock for dramatic effect*

    Plan me a battle. The objective is sour cream hill. we need it by 20:00 today...
    Can I still caper about?

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    Anyone want some Nacho flavoured Doritos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    Grabs some doritos...

    I hear salsa goes well with them
    Good idea, thanks. *looks for some doritos* We don't have any chips in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    Of course!

    Actually, no, you can't. (By saying no, it means you can steal it! If I said yes, it wouldn't be stealing! )



    Can I still caper about?
    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    Can I still caper about?
    Check the first post.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickster View Post
    Anyone want some Nacho flavoured Doritos?
    Please. Your on our team now Nickster

    Quote Originally Posted by Effervescent View Post
    Good idea, thanks. *looks for some doritos* We don't have any chips in the house.
    You don't have any. Because you're AGAINST nachos MWAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    You don't have any. Because you're AGAINST nachos MWAHAHAHAHAHA
    I can't eat chips and be against nachos? What if I had chips...without any cheese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effervescent View Post
    I can't eat chips and be against nachos? What if I had chips...without any cheese?
    SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Must..... Destroy....

    BELLA! We need a plan of attack!!!

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    So... Whats next against those Anti-Nacho's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickster View Post
    So... Whats next against those Anti-Nacho's?
    One of them suggested eating them without cheese... and i promised no violence... so i have no idea how to deal with them....

    hmmmmm..

    We need a catapult........

    I've got an idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    SACRILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Must..... Destroy....

    BELLA! We need a plan of attack!!!
    But cheese is against all I stand for.

    Actually, only nacho cheese...too plastic-y. Still love brie and feta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effervescent View Post
    But cheese is against all I stand for.

    Actually, only nacho cheese...too plastic-y. Still love brie and feta.
    Gorgonzola is my favorite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effervescent View Post
    But cheese is against all I stand for.

    Actually, only nacho cheese...too plastic-y. Still love brie and feta.
    Oh, i like brie and feta... I also like Camembert(sp?)

    Anyway, i don't use nacho cheese. Just use good old tasty cheese. Tasmanian tasty is awesome, but that's only because they have two heads....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    Oh, i like brie and feta... I also like Camembert(sp?)

    Anyway, i don't use nacho cheese. Just use good old tasty cheese. Tasmanian tasty is awesome, but that's only because they have two heads....
    I have no idea what you're talking about >.<

    Anyway, about that attack plan.. Hmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post
    Tasmanian tasty is awesome, but that's only because they have two heads....
    ...

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    *Looks for Nacho catapult*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    I have no idea what you're talking about >.<

    Anyway, about that attack plan.. Hmm...
    Quote Originally Posted by Effervescent View Post
    ...
    I'm talking about Tasmanian tasty cheese. It's nice. They make good cheese on that small island.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickster View Post
    *Looks for Nacho catapult*
    Thank you Nickster. PROMOTION!

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    *Buys Nacho Catapult for FREE!!!!!!!!!*

    w00t! I got my Catapult!, how how to operate...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickster View Post
    *Buys Nacho Catapult for FREE!!!!!!!!!*

    w00t! I got my Catapult!, how how to operate...


    We're on our way to world domintation...

    Hows the battleplan going Bella?

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    Anti-nacho forces! Unite!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickster View Post
    *Buys Nacho Catapult for FREE!!!!!!!!!*

    w00t! I got my Catapult!, how how to operate...
    Catapult completely falls apart and inside they find a note it reads: "Ha ha suckas, you got owned by the AN federation.
    ~Resembool"
    Quote Originally Posted by Roran View Post
    Hello Res, May you grow never hungry, yet always full. May your house be made of beutiful wood, yet never touched by the elements. May good fortune find itself in your favor.
    And with this, I say good luck
    ~Roran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Effervescent View Post
    Anti-nacho forces! Unite!
    Charges into anti-Nacho Forces, they get Dazed & Confused.
    Catapult Owns you guys.

    Now I know how to use it.
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    Man, my nacho capital is almost overrun by barbarians

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illavasion View Post


    We're on our way to world domintation...

    Hows the battleplan going Bella?
    I'm thinking we should cheese and lettuce them (like tar and feather only without the tar and feathers)

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    Speaking of things being Plasic-y... did you know that Margerine(sp?) is one molecule away from being plastic? where have you all been....

    Beavis: NACHOS RULE!!!!

    Butthead: Yeah, dude...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickster View Post
    Charges into anti-Nacho Forces, they get Dazed & Confused.
    Catapult Owns you guys.

    Now I know how to use it.
    Read my post that's above yours.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roran View Post
    Hello Res, May you grow never hungry, yet always full. May your house be made of beutiful wood, yet never touched by the elements. May good fortune find itself in your favor.
    And with this, I say good luck
    ~Roran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickster View Post
    Charges into anti-Nacho Forces, they get Dazed & Confused.


    Now I know how to use it.
    AN Federation re-assembles and counter attacks with water grenades. Do you like soggy nachos?

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