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    Quote Originally Posted by Mouse-Keyboard View Post
    Raise the tape measure to particular height (preferably one of whatever unit it is in), then measure the length of the shadow.
    And what are they supposed to measure the shadow with? The tape measure that is casting the shadow?

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    Mark the length of the shadow with sticks or lines, then use the tape measure to measure the marked length.

    Besides we are talking about engineers and mathematicians here, don't they each have their own measuring device? You know for discussion over lunch on whose is most accurate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flossie Schmumpus View Post
    Mark the length of the shadow with sticks or lines, then use the tape measure to measure the marked length.
    This^

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    Well darn you Creep-er, now I have one more thing to do tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woden View Post
    And what are they supposed to measure the shadow with? The tape measure that is casting the shadow?
    Tape measures bend.. You can both have it sticking up and measure the length of the shadow at the same time.. Chinese riddle for you.
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    My 7 year old told me one the other day. Not really a "math" joke, but it's numbers, so....

    What did the 0 say to the 8?

    nice belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisalpine View Post
    My 7 year old told me one the other day. Not really a "math" joke, but it's numbers, so....

    What did the 0 say to the 8?

    nice belt.
    How about "nice balls"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurk View Post
    How about "nice balls"?
    Well, if my 7 year old had said that, she'd be introduced to a bar of Dial. I guess yours can be the adult version.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisalpine View Post
    Well, if my 7 year old had said that, she'd be introduced to a bar of Dial. I guess yours can be the adult version.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisalpine View Post
    My 7 year old told me one the other day. Not really a "math" joke, but it's numbers, so....

    What did the 0 say to the 8?

    nice belt.
    This is the one I used to tell as a kid...

    A teacher asks her class what is half of 8. A kid raises and answers "either 0 or 3, depends if it's horizontal or vertical".
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    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one asks for one drink, the second ask for half a drink, and so on. The bartender gets two drinks and says "I guess you guys really know your limits!"
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    New one!!

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    Horrible math joke is horrible and deserves to be here



    <@Josh> I was pretending to be Harry Potter and I did the broomstick thing wrong

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