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    this is honestly the best thing ever.
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    Greatest post in Travian Forum history.

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    why do settelers and chefts cost so much is it becas they spend to much time and ressorces siting with the swords men at the casinos and making it rain

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    The Gaul Chief(tian), not sure which is which, is fat. Which is probably where all the resources goes.

    The Senator is a pimp and has a huge prostitution ring which he need resources to fuel.

    Teuton Chief uses the resources to make a even bigger stick than the rams since he's an idiot. Like many teutons.

    Correct me if I'm wrong.

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    T. this is really good.
    HI HO HI HO it's off to work we go...hmm hmm. WHAT we're being attacked again!!! I think we need to seriously consider overthrowing our leader.

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    This is very interesting. Nice work!
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    This really cracked me up but a lot of good points
    nice work
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    Am I the only one who LOL'd at 'uncontrolled hammer time parties'?

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    LOL one of the best posts I've seen in a while. This should get stickied; it's important stuff!

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    That is very very funny.
    I have made a few things up in my head before but never posted them.

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    Pure genius!

    Just enough left over for that nice little horny cap. Interestingly the Swordsmen dress in fishnets and wear leather
    Keep it PG though, okay?

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    Happy to see that inquisitive minds out there still want to see where their money is going

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    Any chance you'll update to take into account the 3.5 revisions?
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    The Praetorian shield looks like a dinner plate. It might be made of clay.

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    mmm...I looked at this thread and sat down prepaired to read a woden style analysis.

    After about thirty seconds I realised I shouldn't have done this, and got out some popcorn (which I barely kept from flying out of my nose) to eat while I giggled about the romans and their golden expeditures.

    Personally I prefer teuton's and our dirt-cheap method but hey: to each their own.

    I think the only constructive comment I can make is that you said roman catapults have iron something-or-other wheels, and they're 100% wood. Just a minor thing you might consider changing; all in all though this was a refreshing read.

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    I've always thought that the wood was cut up into really thin strands and then used to make clothing...idk, really nice though.

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    phalanx stand on clay rocks?
    LOL

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    I always knew that my druids were up to no good

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    I like this..especially Teuton part...

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    that was freaking awesome
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    lmao but u know why teutons troops like macemen why is so cheap in wheat i know now they have the ponys poop i guess they must live somehow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thekillerbee View Post
    lmao but u know why teutons troops like macemen why is so cheap in wheat i know now they have the ponys poop i guess they must live somehow!
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    The swordsmen are emo. They have a sword in their hands and aren't using gloves.
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