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    Lurk has teh powerz.
    I are teh troll.

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    ALL Hail Lurk!

    locker of threads, banner of infadels, Spammer of T&P!
    The Mad Paste stabber strikes again!

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    I can't infract you anymore.
    I are teh troll.

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    Lurk's an S-mod? Damn, I'm really screwed.

    And yes, I'm re-railing a thread mods de-railed. Irony. It tastes good in my mouth.

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    o_O

    Somehow, I knew this was coming.

    *runs*

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    Lurk, SMod status...when did that happen again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Guardian View Post
    Lurk, SMod status...when did that happen again?
    Just now. Taranis help us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Bear View Post
    Just now. Taranis help us all.
    I think Taranis is the one screwing us over.

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    Boy am I glad I can read deleted posts

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    I want a PM with the deleted posts!

    As for Lurk being blue...

    Deerest Lurk,

    I use to be able to hide from you in S4 and more recently in USX knowing that you didn't have much say there and while you still *could* spank me, you didn't read those sections... and for that I was thankful.

    Now that the belt you spank me with has turned blue, it has leveled up and has unlimited range on my posts. I live in ph3ar!

    In retrospect, perhaps I shouldn't have yelled at you all those times, told you to rub my feet, eat my bagel, give me money, buy me gold, and to lick my boots. Truely my love, I am sorry for the abuse I inflicted upon you in the past.

    From this point on I promise to study my Spanish so when I spam your profile with it, my Spanish will be perfect, I will spend more time in the kitchen baking you cookies, and I won't over cook your steaks anymore. I will behave myself and never spam again...

    Oh, who I am kidding?!

    Lurk,

    Rub my feet, you *******!
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    It's about time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katteran View Post
    It's about time.
    *grumble* *grumble* Katteran has clearly never been a bantoy for you, ****ing noobs don't know what is coming... probably not for them, but I know I am in trouble *grumble* *grumble*

    I am going to be banned no matter what. I will start spamming everything every chance I get... which won't be often as I doubt hubby will let me be unbanned for less than 20 seconds a day.
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    Eb0l is the alpha and the omega
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    So it was written and so it must forever be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    *grumble* *grumble* Katteran has clearly never been a bantoy for you, ****ing noobs don't know what is coming... probably not for them, but I know I am in trouble *grumble* *grumble*

    I am going to be banned no matter what. I will start spamming everything every chance I get... which won't be often as I doubt hubby will let me be unbanned for less than 20 seconds a day.

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    Admit it Ms. Evil, you enjoy the bans. Give you time to come up with witty things to say. Firing them off every post has to be draining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katteran View Post
    Admit it Ms. Evil, you enjoy the bans. Give you time to come up with witty things to say. Firing them off every post has to be draining.
    I get on with IE and lurk the forums as a guest when I'm banned.

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    Congratulations Lurk!! (bows to Lurk)
    S1- F******
    During June 27th, 2008 I posted 91 times, my new personal best!!
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    Really!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    I get on with IE and lurk the forums as a guest when I'm banned.
    I go to IRC, send someone that isn't banned to get Lurk for me, then he comes to IRC and I spend an hour telling him he is a jerk!

    Though I *maybe* deserve one of the bans I got... or like 100% of them... somewhere in that range.
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    Congratulations Lurk!

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    Congrats Nichts.

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    Congrats to both, Nichts and papa (Lurk).

    Now, there are going to be some changes around here!

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    What did I tell you guys about thread tags

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    What did I tell you guys about thread tags
    I dont know, I havent read that thread yet

    But rest assured, I havent added any tags to this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjjjjesse View Post
    I dont know, I havent read that thread yet

    But rest assured, I havent added any tags to this thread.
    You added the Lurk is God one in hopes of getting a raise in your allowance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
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    Congratulations to Nichts as well

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    So did he mention anything about giving me an allowance raise? Even an extra quarter will do. Beggars cant be choosers. I'll stop throwing parties on the weekend when you two are away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjjjjesse View Post
    So did he mention anything about giving me an allowance raise? Even an extra quarter will do. Beggars cant be choosers. I'll stop throwing parties on the weekend when you two are away.
    1. Take out the trash.
    2. Unload the dishwasher.
    3. Make your bed.
    4. Stop stealing his magazines.
    5. Stay out of my stash.

    Do all of that I could maybe sneak an extra dollar in your allowance. Shhh
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    1. Take out the trash.
    2. Unload the dishwasher.
    3. Make your bed.
    4. Stop stealing his magazines.
    5. Stay out of my stash.

    Do all of that I could maybe sneak an extra dollar in your allowance. Shhh
    Can you please remove #4? I dont think I can do without T&P Couples Erotica. Maybe make it $.75.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    1. Take out the trash.
    2. Unload the dishwasher.
    3. Make your bed.
    4. Stop stealing his magazines.
    5. Stay out of my stash.

    Do all of that I could maybe sneak an extra dollar in your allowance. Shhh
    woman, DO NOT be spending my money this way....
    <@meatball> yeah, one of life's ironies... married women are *****s

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    Signature you drunk jaggoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friend of the devil View Post
    woman, DO NOT be spending my money this way....
    Think of the money we would save if we could just keep the kids out of my leafy greens. I don't smoke that much by myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    Think of the money we would save if we could just keep the kids out of my leafy greens. I don't smoke that much by myself.

    I'm more of an Rye man myself.
    <@meatball> yeah, one of life's ironies... married women are *****s

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    Signature you drunk jaggoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friend of the devil View Post
    I'm more of an Rye man myself.
    I never would have guessed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
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    So it was written and so it must forever be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    I never would have guessed.
    it's cause the sweet leaf clouds your head.
    <@meatball> yeah, one of life's ironies... married women are *****s

    Quote Originally Posted by meatball View Post
    Signature you drunk jaggoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjjjjesse View Post
    Congrats to both, Nichts and papa (Lurk).

    Now, there are going to be some changes around here!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_XwLSN45I

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    Congrats Lurk and Nichts!
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    It's like the tide [of change] came in here today. So much blue!

    Lurk deserves it, congrats.

    Nichts, have fun playing dress up in the blue clothes. I'm sure you'll do great strutting your stuff down the forum runway in these spanking new clothes.

    I guess I should send a shout out to Thronodor, we've never spoken [that I recall] (I rarely see you speak at all in fact), good luck with those two wearing the blue with you.
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    Congrats Lurk and Nichts.

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    I just can't take Lurk seriously anymore with his name in blue like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zingoleb View Post
    I just can't take Lurk seriously anymore with his name in blue like that.
    It's the post that matters, not the name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zingoleb View Post
    I just can't take Lurk seriously anymore with his name in blue like that.
    LMAO! I know that he is now the blue one and since we both have green names we have to fight over the pink and orange.
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