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    Quote Originally Posted by something name View Post
    Canned or made fresh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by emannolie View Post
    Your all just such nerds. Get a real life please. Nerdiest web site EVER. Now im sure a bunch of you are going to respond with some witty answer somehow defending yourself and making me look foolish in the proess. But it doesn’t change the fact that your all nerds who will never get laid.
    Huzzah! Light red bar FTW little guy!
    Remember, this is an online forum. I have just as much poo to fling as you do.

    http://forum.travian.us/attachment.p...1&d=1247465912

    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    So if you can suck a golf bar through a garden hose and are willing to do so for the biggest/safest/most-survivalist man around, you will most likely live as long as he will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emannolie View Post
    Your all just such nerds. Get a real life please. Nerdiest web site EVER. Now im sure a bunch of you are going to respond with some witty answer somehow defending yourself and making me look foolish in the proess. But it doesn’t change the fact that your all nerds who will never get laid.
    OKAY!
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    I'm very contrite that you feel that way. I've always thought, that in the 3 hours I am away from the computer, I do very hip things.
    I completed my first rubix cube with my eyes closed yesterday. Then I went to the beach, and got roasted by the sun.
    I forgot to use my super protective 50 sunscreen, so I got burned, but I asked my mom to put cream on my back afterwards while I was reading my final Harry Potter book, and the time just flied by.
    Then my friend Charlie called asking if I got my report card.
    OMG OMG OMG!
    I almost forgotten!
    So I ran to the post office, and guess what!
    I got a B+ in Calculus AB.
    Instead of an A.
    My mom got so mad she said no science experiments for a whole cruddy month!
    WTF?! Now how am I going to make that rocket I promised to finish by the end of summer?
    Okay, I gotta go send my raids now, but I think that is enough proof that I am not a nerd!!!!
    Maybe i'll even try out for the cheer team next year.
    Last edited by tiiger; 07-13-2009 at 08:33 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade View Post
    Huzzah! Light red bar FTW little guy!
    I think this is the kind of forum first we need to capture as a picture and then turn into a demotivational poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nortac View Post
    I think this is the kind of forum first we need to capture as a picture and then turn into a demotivational poster.
    Not quite a forum first with the light-red bar, kripp_kreeper had a light red bar before this guy, and he got it in the space of one evening from the s4 P&D crew. Still amusing that my de-rep managed to get the light-red bar though.
    Remember, this is an online forum. I have just as much poo to fling as you do.

    http://forum.travian.us/attachment.p...1&d=1247465912

    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    So if you can suck a golf bar through a garden hose and are willing to do so for the biggest/safest/most-survivalist man around, you will most likely live as long as he will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade View Post
    Not quite a forum first with the light-red bar, kripp_kreeper had a light red bar before this guy, and he got it in the space of one evening from the s4 P&D crew. Still amusing that my de-rep managed to get the light-red bar though.
    I always find it amusing when a rep/de-rep of mine add/subtracts a bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nortac View Post
    I always find it amusing when a rep/de-rep of mine add/subtracts a bar.
    Seeing how I give a little over 50 something rep, I figure when I hit consul I'll be able to do +1/-1 bar per reping. =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgw View Post
    Seeing how I give a little over 50 something rep, I figure when I hit consul I'll be able to do +1/-1 bar per reping. =D
    I think your forum age has more of an influence on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nortac View Post
    I think your forum age has more of an influence on that.
    I know, I was alluding to the fact it'll take another six months at the very least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgw View Post
    Seeing how I give a little over 50 something rep, I figure when I hit consul I'll be able to do +1/-1 bar per reping. =D
    Except rep power is full strength for positive rep, and half is subtracted for negative rep.

    My rep power was roughly the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything a while back. I was amused.
    Remember, this is an online forum. I have just as much poo to fling as you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    So if you can suck a golf bar through a garden hose and are willing to do so for the biggest/safest/most-survivalist man around, you will most likely live as long as he will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade View Post
    Except rep power is full strength for positive rep, and half is subtracted for negative rep.

    My rep power was roughly the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything a while back. I was amused.
    Yeah I know. Heh, thats pretty awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
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    I completed my first rubix cube with my eyes closed yesterday.
    ...
    The Ministry of Joke-Continuing Satire would like to point out that it is a Rubik's Cube, not Rubix. That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
    :...
    I completed my first rubix cube with my eyes closed yesterday.
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    The department of redundancy department would simply like to mention that it is a Rubik's cube, not Rubix cube.
    Remember, this is an online forum. I have just as much poo to fling as you do.

    http://forum.travian.us/attachment.p...1&d=1247465912

    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    So if you can suck a golf bar through a garden hose and are willing to do so for the biggest/safest/most-survivalist man around, you will most likely live as long as he will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    The Ministry of Joke-Continuing Satire would like to point out that it is a Rubik's Cube, not Rubix. That is all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Comrade View Post
    The department of redundancy department would simply like to mention that it is a Rubik's cube, not Rubix cube.

    Double post?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaeger View Post
    Double post?!?!?!?!
    If you didn't get the joke, it's safer just to never hear a joke again.

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    Ok now thats not cool. Back when I tried to get neg rep you gave me like -2 rep for every 10 posts, but you give this guy like 6 bars of neg rep for only 4 posts
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    Women, on the other hand, are dressed and ready to go in 15 minutes flat. They have two pairs of pants max, which makes any decision making a breeze - "I wore this pair last time, so I'll wear the other pair today. But the tie I wore last time is fine.... just need to get a few crinkles out."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameisname View Post
    Ok now thats not cool. Back when I tried to get neg rep you gave me like -2 rep for every 10 posts, but you give this guy like 6 bars of neg rep for only 4 posts
    His fail was and still is sheer brilliance. Not de-repping him is a crime, just as bad as positively repping him.

    Also, you kept posting, versus this guy lurks now if anything, and his post of fail keeps coming back up.
    Remember, this is an online forum. I have just as much poo to fling as you do.

    http://forum.travian.us/attachment.p...1&d=1247465912

    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    So if you can suck a golf bar through a garden hose and are willing to do so for the biggest/safest/most-survivalist man around, you will most likely live as long as he will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    Nerds:

    After high school, we make more money, drive cooler cars, get promoted at work, and get laid more than you. Now go have fun with your herpes infected mates kthx
    Money:

    The single fastest way to get married/laid.


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    If I am a nerd that never gets laid then how did I end up two months pregnant?
    God.

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    Also, I think a lot of guys tend to underestimate the cuteness/ endearing-ness of their nerdy-ness
    Nah.

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    Intelligent men are sexy, and interestingly enough, they make much better lovers
    They study certain... things....

    Revenge of the Nerds?


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    I'm torn about neg repping him. He may be a troll, but to generate such negative reputation so quickly, I think he epically trolled the people on this board, and probably wounded the pride of a few people while doing so. On the other hand, I feel compelled to derep him simply because I want to see someone with 6 light red bars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mynameisname View Post
    Ok now thats not cool. Back when I tried to get neg rep you gave me like -2 rep for every 10 posts, but you give this guy like 6 bars of neg rep for only 4 posts
    He's a better troll. Sorry.

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    ... so, I went and made a demotivational of the light red bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nortac View Post
    ... so, I went and made a demotivational of the light red bar.
    Pic plz?

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    I must apologize to all my nerd friends (and enemies) here. I am a bad nerd. I got some last night. Please forgive me. I'll try to do better as a Travian nerd from now on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who_I_Am View Post
    I must apologize to all my nerd friends (and enemies) here. I am a bad nerd. I got some last night. Please forgive me. I'll try to do better as a Travian nerd from now on.
    You must now anger the largest player on the server(s) you are playing and get them to attack you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    You must now anger the largest player on the server(s) you are playing and get them to attack you.
    lol I think I've already done that on one server.

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    I also got some but im not playing a server what must I do to right my wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who_I_Am View Post
    lol I think I've already done that on one server.
    Then the others.

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    lol To the person that gave me + rep asking if she was hot... Umm... you'll have to ask my husband.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who_I_Am View Post
    lol To the person that gave me + rep asking if she was hot... Umm... you'll have to ask my husband.
    Was it a girl and your husband? Not that I repped you or anything..

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    Quote Originally Posted by i own u View Post
    I also got some but im not playing a server what must I do to right my wrong?
    Get 11 red bars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    Get 11 red bars.
    But why jimjim?

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    Quote Originally Posted by i own u View Post
    But why jimjim?
    Because. Fine. One gray bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    Because. Fine. One gray bar.
    Can't I just keep my rep and promise to never do it again and use the rest of my life to play travian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by i own u View Post
    Can't I just keep my rep and promise to never do it again and use the rest of my life to play travian?
    You must become sterile!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    You must become sterile!
    Ok ill go play dodgeball naked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by i own u View Post
    Was it a girl and your husband? Not that I repped you or anything..
    Wouldn't you like to know.

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    Ok ill go play dodgeball naked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Who_I_Am View Post
    Wouldn't you like to know.



    Tickets for sale! Don't forget the
    I might of wanted to know. And ill be sellign tickets later tonight.

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    Sorry to disappoint. Just the hubby. Not against anyone that likes the other but that's not for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Who_I_Am View Post
    Sorry to disappoint. Just the hubby. Not against anyone that likes the other but that's not for me.
    Don't blame you. Sorta weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    You must now anger the largest player on the server(s) you are playing and get them to attack you.
    I once did that... not the largest player, but a pretty big allinace. I said that no one wanted to join the alliance.
    They didn't appreciate that
    Hi everyone... I'm alive.

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