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    Old Mac,

    If your pursuit of the perfect picture would be aided, please share the whole conversation.

    Marconi
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    Marconi,

    I have devised a solution to my picture issue. Please allow me to use this conversation on the Public Forums. I expect that there will be at least one woman capable of meeting my standards who views this.

    -Old Mac
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    Kismet wrote:

    Old Mac,

    You are in trouble then. We only have two very virile handsome gentlemen, one petite brilliant blonde and one grumpy noob. Ergo, nobody here that can help you with a picture issue.

    Marconi
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    Marconi,

    You and I likely have different standards as far as "Easy on the eyes" goes. I like a woman who can handle her hoe, plow my field all day long, and churn some butter at night. She also needs to be at least 6 1/2 feet tall, weighing in at over 225 pounds. Neatly trimmed facial hair is acceptable.

    -Old Mac
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    Kismet wrote:

    Old Mac,

    Maybe that is the kind of picture you would like? But, if Tom is not to your liking, there is always Kel's or Liz. They are both very easy on the eyes.

    Marconi
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    Marconi,

    If you're referring to Tom, I disagree. He is a greedy old man who wears gray undergarments and practices his golf swing with the heads of dolls that he stole from small children. I've also been told that he is a Scientologist. I thought you should know that.

    -Old Mac
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    Kismet wrote:

    Old Mac,

    I do not share pictures with people I do not know. I will ask one of my duals if they would like to share as they are much nicer than I.

    Marconi
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    Marconi,

    No, I will not aid you in your quest to find this mythical "Rally Point". I enjoy watching apparent n00bs writhe around in their disgusting lack of awesomeness. Please send pictures. They would be much appreciated.

    -Old Mac
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    Kismet wrote:

    Old Mac,

    We will try to learn the game soon. I have heard of a thing called a rally point will you help me find it? *cool*

    Marconi
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    Please learn to play Travian. Only two villages? I expected at least 7 from you by now. I bet you don't even have 3,000 axemen. Shameful.

    Regards,

    -Old MacDonald

    *rolleyes*
    tl;dr

    Kismet admits to being an account run by n00bs(virile n00bs, if it's any consolation), and my dream woman is not to be found on said account. Bummer. If you happen to match the description, please hit me up in PM form.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old MacDonald View Post
    tl;dr

    Kismet admits to being an account run by n00bs(virile n00bs, if it's any consolation), and my dream woman is not to be found on said account. Bummer. If you happen to match the description, please hit me up in PM form.


    [6:48:46 PM] Tom (TheSteelCurtain):
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    can haz invite I am really good and with a person taht be so strong as you you could teach me how2 play gud!
    [6:48:54 PM] Tom (TheSteelCurtain): I'm gonna cat you tar

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    I seen what you does there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old MacDonald View Post
    tl;dr

    Kismet admits to being an account run by n00bs(virile n00bs, if it's any consolation), and my dream woman is not to be found on said account. Bummer. If you happen to match the description, please hit me up in PM form.
    DEAR GOD! I match the discription

    NOOOOOO!!!!!!

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    Another thread about Kismet!

    Lisbeth, halfcup, eat your hearts out :P
    s1r4- Kismet -TRU
    s1r3- TheSteelCurtain -ONE

    http://forum.travian.us/showthread.php?t=70839
    http://forum.travian.us/showthread.php?t=72723

    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    Kismet +TRU =

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwnage Engage View Post
    DEAR GOD! I match the discription

    NOOOOOO!!!!!!
    Maybe you could eVolve your feelings toward me into something positive. I see a future here.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSteelCurtain View Post
    Another thread about Kismet!

    Lisbeth, halfcup, eat your hearts out :P
    And as payment, I require my photo of you n00bs writhing in your lack of awesomeness.
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    mhisti is a noob. That is all.
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    mhisti is a noob. That is all.
    Give us something new. We already knew that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaspheme View Post
    Give us something new. We already knew that.
    HelleborE is a noob. That is all
    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    HelleborE is a noob. That is all
    Again, we knew
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    All you noobs should push me.
    [2:23:30 AM] Failcake: that just made me think of one of my earliest gay dreams
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaspheme View Post
    Again, we knew
    Chuck Norris is the greatest thing since sliced bread?
    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    Chuck Norris is the greatest thing since sliced bread?
    Chuck norris was around before sliced bread. And the big bang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marconi View Post
    one petite brilliant blonde and one grumpy noob.
    Hmmm, am I the petite brilliant blonde, or the grumpy noob? I might be both!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old MacDonald View Post
    Maybe you could eVolve your feelings toward me into something positive. I see a future here.
    Evolve? What, like a a Pokemon?

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    I'm clearly the grumpy noob. That just leaves 2 good looking guys and a cute blonde.....Lizzilo, Louanna.....is there something one of you isn't telling us?
    s1r4- Kismet -TRU
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    Kismet +TRU =

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bananas View Post
    Chuck norris was around before sliced bread. And the big bang.
    Chuck Norris is the greatest thing since Chuck Norris?
    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    It makes me sad when people like Old Mac starts a thread to make fun of the handicap folks. I mean, those noobs can't help it if the drugs killed all of their brain cells. Let us be kinder to the crazy folks with internet.

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    Let me help...

    "We only have two very virile handsome gentlemen" - Kels and TSC

    "one petite brilliant blonde" - Lizzlo

    "one grumpy noob" - Marconi Remember - I am the one with the official title "Kan't Play Nice W/Others"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    It makes me sad when people like Old Mac starts a thread to make fun of the handicap folks. I mean, those noobs can't help it if the drugs killed all of their brain cells. Let us be kinder to the crazy folks with internet.
    According to those n00bs, I'm the one who's nuts...jus' sayin'. I guess that proves your point though. I'm clearly the most sane person who's ever played Travian. Crack kills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bananas View Post
    Chuck norris was around before sliced bread. And the big bang.

    Chuck Norris was there before the big bang!!!! Does that mean he never Evolve?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    Chuck Norris is the greatest thing since Chuck Norris?
    No MB, you cannot cheif our thread. Chuck norris is great, but only the greatest thing since Kismet!


    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    It makes me sad when people like Old Mac starts a thread to make fun of the handicap folks. I mean, those noobs can't help it if the drugs killed all of their brain cells. Let us be kinder to the crazy folks with internet.
    Drugs? I lost most of my brain cells playing travian. A few hours in the NSFW section changes a man...
    s1r4- Kismet -TRU
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    Kismet +TRU =

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSteelCurtain View Post
    Drugs? I lost most of my brain cells playing travian. A few hours in the NSFW section changes a man...
    Now you know why DSP played with no pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    Now you know why DSP played with no pants?
    You guys really needed a reason to play without pants? No wonder that bunch of noobs failed so hard
    s1r4- Kismet -TRU
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    Kismet +TRU =

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSteelCurtain View Post
    Drugs? I lost most of my brain cells playing travian. A few hours in the NSFW section changes a man...
    We should petition Fightar for one of those...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSteelCurtain View Post
    You guys really needed a reason to play without pants? No wonder that bunch of noobs failed so hard
    Perhaps I should have said couldn't play with pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaspheme View Post
    Chuck Norris was there before the big bang!!!! Does that mean he never Evolve?
    Maybe Chuck is like the shark. Over millions of years neither has had to evolve. They are already perfect killing machines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaspheme View Post
    Chuck Norris was there before the big bang!!!! Does that mean he never Evolve?
    Chuck Norris > Evolve

    Quote Originally Posted by TheSteelCurtain View Post
    No MB, you cannot cheif our thread. Chuck norris is great, but only the greatest thing since Kismet!
    Chuck Norris > Kismet

    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    Maybe Chuck is like the shark. Over millions of years neither has had to evolve. They are already perfect killing machines.
    Chuck Norris > Shark

    ...ok that's enough of me being a pompous ***.
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    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    Stop lying
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    Chuck Norris > Evolve



    Chuck Norris > Kismet



    Chuck Norris > Shark

    ...ok that's enough of me being a pompous ***.
    Women > Chuck Norris and Kismet

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    peace and quiet for once > all you noobs

    now shuddap!
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    Muppets beat everything. Mainly because we eat drums.

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    Sorcey, we are 50/50 guys and gals so we are atleast 50% greater then Chuck and Kismet... wait...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    Women > Chuck Norris and Kismet
    Women > Kismet < Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsier View Post
    Sorcey, we are 50/50 guys and gals so we are atleast 50% greater then Chuck and Kismet... wait...
    We have a female on our account so you're -50% greater, figure that one out.
    Quote Originally Posted by mbstokem View Post
    o ya. i hope he goes back to it. i liked my name being in some1's sig

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    1 noob + 1 noob = 2 noobs to entertain us

    Thanks guys from the Kismet and Chuck Norris account for entertaining us. I like my math better than yours.

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    So no one other than Pwnage Engage meets my standards?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old MacDonald View Post
    So no one other than Pwnage Engage meets my standards?
    I'll wear my little black dress and fishnets for you if you stop Shanny from spamming Skype so much and make her raid! Silly wench!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old MacDonald View Post
    So no one other than Pwnage Engage meets my standards?
    I told Marconi when she asked about posting the message that I have no idea how you thought that convo was gonna get girls to take their tops off and take pictures for you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurtz View Post
    I'll wear my little black dress and fishnets for you if you stop Shanny from spamming Skype so much and make her raid! Silly wench!
    Hey! Hey! You better be nicer to Shanny or she is gonna be dual #5 for Kismet, then at least she would be on a friendly team who wins instead of a rude team who doesn't win so much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelsier View Post
    Hey! Hey! You better be nicer to Shanny or she is gonna be dual #5 for Kismet, then at least she would be on a friendly team who wins instead of a rude team who doesn't win so much...
    End game noobs!

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    Marconi is a girl? Huh. Didn't know that. Oops

    As for you Kurtz....yes please.
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