Old Mac,
If your pursuit of the perfect picture would be aided, please share the whole conversation.
Marconi
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Marconi,
I have devised a solution to my picture issue. Please allow me to use this conversation on the Public Forums. I expect that there will be at least one woman capable of meeting my standards who views this.
-Old Mac
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Kismet wrote:
Old Mac,
You are in trouble then. We only have two very virile handsome gentlemen, one petite brilliant blonde and one grumpy noob. Ergo, nobody here that can help you with a picture issue.
Marconi
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Marconi,
You and I likely have different standards as far as "Easy on the eyes" goes. I like a woman who can handle her hoe, plow my field all day long, and churn some butter at night. She also needs to be at least 6 1/2 feet tall, weighing in at over 225 pounds. Neatly trimmed facial hair is acceptable.
-Old Mac
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Kismet wrote:
Old Mac,
Maybe that is the kind of picture you would like? But, if Tom is not to your liking, there is always Kel's or Liz. They are both very easy on the eyes.
Marconi
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Marconi,
If you're referring to Tom, I disagree. He is a greedy old man who wears gray undergarments and practices his golf swing with the heads of dolls that he stole from small children. I've also been told that he is a Scientologist. I thought you should know that.
-Old Mac
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Kismet wrote:
Old Mac,
I do not share pictures with people I do not know. I will ask one of my duals if they would like to share as they are much nicer than I.
Marconi
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Marconi,
No, I will not aid you in your quest to find this mythical "Rally Point". I enjoy watching apparent n00bs writhe around in their disgusting lack of awesomeness. Please send pictures. They would be much appreciated.
-Old Mac
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Kismet wrote:
Old Mac,
We will try to learn the game soon. I have heard of a thing called a rally point will you help me find it? *cool*
Marconi
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... wrote:
Please learn to play Travian. Only two villages? I expected at least 7 from you by now. I bet you don't even have 3,000 axemen. Shameful.
Regards,
-Old MacDonald
*rolleyes*