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    Default Mr. Dan Chak

    A wee wittle birdie,
    Did so totally tell me.
    That you're lacking,
    And slacking and... and,
    Stuff. A lot.

    So I wanted to tell you,
    I really, really did want to,
    That you have, I do regret,
    The praet count of an egret.
    Google it?

    You haven't a single mace
    - Oh! What a disgrace! -
    And your trapper, why
    He's blind in one eye!
    Such a travesty.

    Your horsies smell of
    Perfume and Hasselhoff,
    Your hero... was there no better?
    It... it... it's an Irish Setter!
    I digress.

    Your cranny forests are
    A gardener's paradise, by far.
    And your villages - marvelous!
    Marvelous farms they are.
    Plow on.

    You haven't an inkling,
    You're an outright weakling.
    You sim, you don't defend.
    You cry when they offend.
    Meanies!

    Now before you close this thread -
    I'll say: "I meant to warn you, I did!"
    That I didn't mean a word I said
    I just wanted to mess with your head.
    Sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post

    So I wanted to tell you,
    I really, really did want to,
    That you have, I do regret,
    The praet count of an egret.
    Google it?

    You haven't a single mace
    - Oh! What a disgrace! -
    And your trapper, why
    He's blind in one eye!
    Such a travesty.
    Is there a new race that can build Praets and Mace? ::Boggles::

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    Sigh.
    I have tried so hard to make trapperz. Seriously. Ask anyone. I haven't tried for mace, but I would like some Druids.
    The fact that I'm playing a roman may be the problem but I shall not let that deter me.
    I blame my body double.

    Nichts? Are you on S4, hmmmm?
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    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Sigh.
    I have tried so hard to make trapperz. Seriously. Ask anyone. I haven't tried for mace, but I would like some Druids.
    The fact that I'm playing a roman may be the problem but I shall not let that deter me.
    I blame my body double.

    Nichts? Are you on S4, hmmmm?
    Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Who knows who is on this server, anyways?!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Nichts? Are you on S4, hmmmm?
    Quote Originally Posted by Greenman View Post
    Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Who knows who is on this server, anyways?!



    Reunion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenman View Post
    Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. Who knows who is on this server, anyways?!



    Why... I AM on this server!!!
    Best server ever, too!
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Bear View Post
    Reunion!
    Which is my cue to exit stage left.

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    I miss my neighbors from the start of the server.

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    Don't worry Dan,
    I love you, man!
    I'll send some mace
    to hang at your place
    I am the evil that men do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    A wee wittle birdie,
    Did so totally tell me.
    ...although I was not the little birdie this time,
    I approve this thread that rhymes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Why... I AM on this server!!!
    Best server ever, too!
    It's alright, I guess. I have an urge to mess around and make it interesting for me, but that's just because I have no clue what's going on. *Shrug*

    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Which is my cue to exit stage left.
    You still get the nightmares, too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by halfcup View Post
    Don't worry Dan,
    I love you, man!
    I'll send some mace
    to hang at your place
    Oh my dear sweet Gump... sexah clown lady, are YOU on S4???
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenman View Post
    You still get the nightmares, too?
    Worse. Psychological scarring that's going to take years of counseling to fix.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Nichts? Are you on S4, hmmmm?
    I may or may not be. I also may or may not have been.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Little Bird View Post
    ...although I was not the little birdie this time,
    I approve this thread that rhymes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    I may or may not be. I also may or may not have been.
    If so, you have, for the second time, missed being in the greatest alliance this server has.

    Sheesh.
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Worse. Psychological scarring that's going to take years of counseling to fix.
    I got physical scarring that's going to take years of surgery to fix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    If so, you have, for the second time, missed being in the greatest alliance this server has.

    Sheesh.
    Darnit, did I miss Empire recruiting again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Greenman View Post
    I got physical scarring that's going to take years of surgery to fix.
    I told you to stay away from his paws!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    I told you to stay away from his paws!
    Yeah, you didn't mention his claws!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Oh my dear sweet Gump... sexah clown lady, are YOU on S4???
    If I were, you'd know.
    We'd either be allies or one of us would be dead
    I am the evil that men do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Which is my cue to exit stage left.
    /drags Poo back

    Quote Originally Posted by Marmot Man View Post
    I miss my neighbors from the start of the server.
    I sent you a message!

    Quote Originally Posted by Greenman View Post
    You still get the nightmares, too?


    Also, it wasn't the claws that scarred Goo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halfcup View Post
    If I were, you'd know.
    We'd either be allies or one of us would be dead
    Feh! You lubbbbbbbb me! You once stopped chewing a farm ally of mine because I am so damn charismatic (or pathetic - either works for me)
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    You don't have to fear me, but never forget to beer me.

    Wait, is this the thread for the drunken poet society?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD70 View Post
    You don't have to fear me, but never forget to beer me.

    Wait, is this the thread for the drunken poet society?
    That was quick. How was your break?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Bear View Post
    That was quick. How was your break?
    Made it almost 72 hours this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD70 View Post
    Made it almost 72 hours this time.
    /inappropriate joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    A wee wittle birdie,
    Did so totally tell me.
    This is a SHORT JOKE! I KNOW IT!

    *goes and cries in a corner for only being 5'3''*

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    I approve this thread that rhymes.
    I follow you, and approve as well.

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    Now that I have had some time
    to make my rhyme
    I thought I would make this thread pop
    back on the top


    for Dan
    Last edited by DSaintclaire; 08-04-2010 at 03:45 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Sigh.
    I have tried so hard to make trapperz. Seriously. Ask anyone. I haven't tried for mace, but I would like some Druids.
    The fact that I'm playing a roman may be the problem but I shall not let that deter me.
    I blame my body double.

    Nichts? Are you on S4, hmmmm?
    Hold on what did I do? And why am I always the last to know?
    Body double for Dan Chak.
    S4: Moron 4LIFE
    S2,S4,S5,S7: I simmed them all.
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    *blinks*
    "I'll do anything to pass this class...."
    "Yes, I've been very, very naughty..."
    Originally Posted by Sorcey
    MORON is #1 spammers for S4. Your posts are rediculous, way off topic, and silliest of all. We can all look forward to MORON consistently posting nothing about nothing through out this server.

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    If i pull enough of my hair out reading all of the forum threads will I eventually become a clown?

    The root of all clowns is the lack of the roots of all hair!
    Last edited by Sucaliaric; 08-16-2010 at 08:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niels Bohr View Post
    If i pull enough of my hair out reading all of the forum threads will I eventually become a clown?

    The root of all clowns is the lack of the roots of all hair!
    I am sooooo curious to what the unedited version of this was, because this doen't make much sense now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drew777 View Post
    Hold on what did I do? And why am I always the last to know?
    Not that you did anything, just that a good body double has to take the punches for the one that he/she body... um... doubles.
    Quote Originally Posted by DSaintclaire View Post
    Now that I have had some time
    to make my rhyme
    I thought I would make this thread pop
    back on the top


    for Dan
    Thank you DSaint!
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Mr. Dan Chak, I apologize for interrupting a thread dedicated to you.

    You deserve an explanation. You have a great cropper a nice account and a very soon to be fine looking henge.

    I just happen to be reading these forums for the last week and a half straight .

    I have read about Clowns and Henges and Axes and Potatoes and Pwny's. I have cross referenced names with those in alliances. I have checked who's in who's group so many times I feel I know them better than my own alliance.

    But then it happened... there was a click and eyes rolled to the left and then to the back to center. Without thought or foresight my arms seemed attack the very root of the problem.

    Hair

    Unstoppable like a force of nature they descended upon my shaking scalp until all that was left was VeeKay's art of a bald clown staring back at me in my mirror.
    Last edited by Niels Bohr; 08-19-2010 at 09:35 AM.
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    There once was a man
    Named Dan

    One day he tried on his sister's lingerie
    After that he changed his name to BJ

    He embraced the woman inside
    The girly within can no longer hide

    So the poster formerly known as Dan
    Who used to be a man

    Asked me to write this poem of confession
    This girl is happy to share her girly obsession

    BJ loves her satin and lace
    She's also becoming an expert at putting make up on her face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    purty flowery words
    Your words say 'no', but your eyes .... well, they can't communicate much neither with that blindfold.
    you can resist me only so long, Sorcey. Come to Daddy.
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Your words say 'no', but your eyes .... well, they can't communicate much neither with that blindfold.
    you can resist me only so long, Sorcey. Come to Daddy.
    Sorcey needs not resist you. She got me. Poor Dan. You need to just let it go.
    Body double for Dan Chak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    *blinks*
    "I'll do anything to pass this class...."
    "Yes, I've been very, very naughty..."
    Originally Posted by Sorcey
    MORON is #1 spammers for S4. Your posts are rediculous, way off topic, and silliest of all. We can all look forward to MORON consistently posting nothing about nothing through out this server.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew777 View Post
    Sorcey needs not resist you. She got me. Poor Dan. You need to just let it go.
    As Bob Dylan sang 'you gotta serve somebody'.
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    Your words say 'no', but your eyes .... well, they can't communicate much neither with that blindfold.
    you can resist me only so long, Sorcey. Come to Daddy.
    Having a guy ask me to "Come to Daddy" gives me the sudden urge to put needles in my eyes and drink glass. No thanks!

    Now is you had said, "Come here angel" or "Please come here my Goddess" I would respond positively.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drew777 View Post
    Sorcey needs not resist you. She got me. Poor Dan. You need to just let it go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorcey View Post
    "Come here angel"
    You rang?

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    I am just surprised that a thread honoring Dan isn't full of people on bacation...

    honor the legacy.

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    I have a new nickname for Dan. It is Lord of the Flies. Anyone care to guess why?


    Hint: it is not because of his literary prowess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSaintclaire View Post
    I have a new nickname for Dan. It is Lord of the Flies. Anyone care to guess why?


    Hint: it is not because of his literary prowess.
    Do tell. I really need to know.
    Body double for Dan Chak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    *blinks*
    "I'll do anything to pass this class...."
    "Yes, I've been very, very naughty..."
    Originally Posted by Sorcey
    MORON is #1 spammers for S4. Your posts are rediculous, way off topic, and silliest of all. We can all look forward to MORON consistently posting nothing about nothing through out this server.

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    I will let Dan tell you. But he may not remember.

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