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    your brain gets so big your head explodes


    i wish i had a bag that I could reach into and alwse come out with what I wanted!

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    You wish for rain and your house floods, drowning you.

    I wish I had more money than Bill Gates.
    "Your choice is who you choose to be, and if you're causing no harm then you're alright with me."
    - Ben Harper

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodencs View Post
    You have secretly desired to be a toilet all your life.

    I wish that...There was a large... fermented beverage on my desk.
    Your large fermented beverage is the straw that broke the camel's back. You die of alcohol poisoning.
    "Your choice is who you choose to be, and if you're causing no harm then you're alright with me."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodencs View Post
    You have secretly desired to be a toilet all your life.

    I wish that...There was a large... fermented beverage on my desk.
    ok it fermented milk!

    i wish I had a can of coke!

    edit jefsters post dident count because he dident post a wish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woden87 View Post
    Your ****-esque right-wing evangelical college finds out and kicks you off campus.


    It expired in 1953.

    I wish that Stephen Colbert wins the 2008 presidential election!
    is he the comedian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woden87 View Post
    Your ****-esque right-wing evangelical college finds out and kicks you off campus.


    It expired in 1953.

    I wish that Stephen Colbert wins the 2008 presidential election!
    But then he has to give up his TV show.

    I wish I had some money so I could buy some gold on Travian.

    -w_w

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    They Kill you before they don't exist anymore


    I wish I had a cute fuzzy cat that liked to lick people.

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    it sprouts a sister college across the country

    i wish i wasn't so confused
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    your home is now a computer-less cardboard box

    i wish i was hungry so i could eat more of that yummy apple blackberry crumble i made
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    woden forgot how to add 2+2 so his skills do you no good

    i wish i could sleep
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    your doctor would trust you more if you cuddled after your visits (creative enough? )


    i wish i could go bra-less more often
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    you will have a raid like the person that raided to me, loss of more pallies than i lost phalanx (LOL)


    i wish i was doing better on s4
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    better at being a farm.

    I wish I could be bothered making troops in s1
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    your troops revolt against you!


    i wish this person hadn't imed me randomly :neutral:
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    but they continue to

    i wish that the world was a better place?
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    granted but a comet strikes tomorrow

    I wish i had a slurpee
    Writer of wrongs, offender of the just, violator of the innocent.

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    your slurpee has a finger in it


    i wish my hair didn't have split ends
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    your hair burned off

    i wish the finger was not in my slurpee
    Writer of wrongs, offender of the just, violator of the innocent.

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    a toe is in your slurpee again


    i wish someone would corrupt this wish
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    wish granted but you think its a stupid corruption!

    I wish people would CORUPT! wishes as the rules say and not negate them if you cant think of a good corruption then dont post!

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    But no ones listens to you

    I wish I could invent a speakable language

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    I dont like obama he reminds me of a comcast commercial

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    but knowone understands it so they lock you up in a psyco ward for speeking jiberish!

    i wish i was a little bit more awake!

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    but Michael Jackson [loves] you

    I wish the guy above me knew how to spell
    Last edited by Woden; 10-27-2007 at 04:16 PM. Reason: Language

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    granted but you are banned

    i wish that i could come up with a wish no one could corrupt!
    message aproved by the C.o.S.

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    you lose your skills

    i wish for taranis to be a super admin

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    You have all the knowledge, written on a cheat sheet, till the professor catches you.

    I Wish there was no such thing as Fall.
    Quote Originally Posted by Woden87 View Post
    No, not really. I get very bored. I just like to spam them right as they start out, before anyone has really joined in.
    pie+rat=

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    the entire year is nothing but fall


    i wish it would snow
    Last edited by famisjamis; 10-27-2007 at 08:05 PM.
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    it snows but it is acid snow
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    post a wish and woden ehy did you get rid of my post there was nothing wrong with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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    Quote Originally Posted by sword-man-sam View Post
    it snows but it is acid snow

    Wish Famis Jamis would post somewhere other than directly behind me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Woden87 View Post
    No, not really. I get very bored. I just like to spam them right as they start out, before anyone has really joined in.
    pie+rat=

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    she posts on top of you

    edit:and for theo its manopaly money and you CAN call in sick but it wont do you any good

    wish my other post was back...........(woden?)

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    you get banned

    I wish for Iran to blow them selves up

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    unfortenetly the explosion takes out the rest of the world to


    i wish my computer would stop resetion to 2 hours before the time it acualy is!

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    Now Presenting The Unnoob Bot!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Woden87 View Post
    No, not really. I get very bored. I just like to spam them right as they start out, before anyone has really joined in.
    pie+rat=

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    Man in Locker Room: Yeah.
    Nick: He was "glad he ate her."
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    no wish eh?

    i wish swolf had a wish for me to corrupt
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    it was from 1950

    i wish tar was a super admin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woden87 View Post
    He does, but it involves you and his bedroom... >_>

    I wish I had hotdog to eat right now.
    O.O i wish i could say i think you're wrong about that


    tar is a super admin and PERMA BANS you and your IP


    i wish i wasn't in negative wheat
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by famisjamis View Post
    O.O i wish i could say i think you're wrong about that


    tar is a super admin and PERMA BANS you and your IP


    i wish i wasn't in negative wheat
    But then you fall behind everyone that uses mass negative wheat.

    I wish this cat would stop laying on my lap when i'm at the computer.

    -w_w

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    cat lays on your head instead


    i wish texas wasn't so dusty
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by famisjamis View Post
    cat lays on your head instead


    i wish texas wasn't so dusty
    But instead it floods.

    I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

    -w_w

    90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

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