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    Default Corrupt-A-Wish

    I know, I shouldn't make two threads in an hour... it might be tacky, but I couldn't resist.

    Ok Here are the rules
    No Profanity
    No Rasicm
    No Corrupting your own wish
    Give someone else a turn too.
    Thats about it
    Example of Wish and Corruption
    Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
    Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.

    AND LETS GET STARTED!


    I wish I was telekinetic and had control over my "power".
    "You cannot simutaneously prevent and prepare for war"
    - Albert Einstein
    "Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
    - Mao Tse-Tung
    "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. "
    - Will Rogers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latone View Post
    I wish I was telekinetic and had control over my "power".
    You shall only be able to use your power on fish.

    I wish I had an alliance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by O_o View Post
    I wish I had an alliance.
    Your alliance will be inept and inactive...
    "You cannot simutaneously prevent and prepare for war"
    - Albert Einstein
    "Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
    - Mao Tse-Tung
    "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. "
    - Will Rogers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woden87 View Post
    I wish I was an Oscar-Meyer weiner.
    Then someone would eat you.

    I wish I had a 15k upkeep army with the wheat production to match it.

    -w_w

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    Quote Originally Posted by world_warrior View Post
    Then someone would eat you.

    I wish I had a 15k upkeep army with the wheat production to match it.

    -w_w
    you get it but your wheat production is exactly enough to feed your army and nothing more plus your wheat field's workers are unable to eat the wheat they produce and actually die off before your soldiers

    i wish i could get a decent paying (per hour) job without continuing my schooling
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    Really? Nohbdy is all-powerful?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nohbdy View Post
    i wish i could get a decent paying (per hour) job without continuing my schooling
    Then you end up working 100+ hours per week for it.

    I wish i was in PH.

    -w_w

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodencs View Post
    But they only let you in so that they could chief all your villages without others doing it.

    I wish, I wish...That I could have all my assignments due next week insta-done.
    But your insta done does grade F work.

    I wish these school computers weren't pices of crud.

    -w_w

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodencs View Post
    But even the upgraded version still use MSIE...Version 5!

    I wish that I had 25,000 swords to take out the Natarian troops.
    But they attack a Natar village that was already taken and are smashed by over 100k Praetorians.

    I wish I would have had better farming on s4.

    -w_w

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodencs View Post
    But I farm them all before you get to them.

    I'm taking over an account there; I'll send you something (I'm debating exactly what to send; I have 3 choices) when it becomes finalized.

    I wish that I had deeper negative wheat.
    (my s4 account is set to delete)

    But you go so negative in wheat that you crop-kill.

    I wish they would turn down the AC in this stupid library. (I mean make it warmer)

    -w_w

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    But then all your friends are continusously annoying you asking for money.

    I wish I was 5 minutes in the future (I can leave school!)

    -w_w

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theodencs View Post
    But your teacher makes you stay behind after class for messing with time.

    I wish that I graduated from college and was making a million bucks a year as a lawyer.
    (I don't have a class right now; free hours)

    But then you lose a case and are counter sued for 5 million because you didn't do your best in the case.

    I wish i had time to come up with a wish-bye!

    -w_w

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    because you didn't make a wish your ability to make wishes is forever revoked


    i wish i had chapstick someplace easy to find
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    but you imediatly loose it for what every reason you lost it before

    I wish I dident have any homework.

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    but school lasts for 15 hours a day. I wish I had all the powers of super man, besides his weakness to kryptonite; oh, and I wish I could fly! Oh wait someone said that already... =\
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    but you forget every other languge that you know

    I wish i hade some smarties

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    but they were viagra

    I wish you will clicky my linky!

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    but for having it you are banned

    i waish i could kill the person how will ruin my wish
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    but it was a zombie and hence, already dead.

    I wish I could edit things more often.
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    but you can't because your a zombie which there for is mindless

    i wish i could summon an army of the undead to do my bidding!
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    they kill YOU because you forgot to tell them not to

    i wish my computer had the right time....

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    but the time was only correct in a different time zone.

    I wish zombies knew how to edit things when they forgot to post a wish. Zombies was thrown in for detail.
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    poof! there now thay can but there undead hands fell of

    i wish I hade enuf money to buy what i wanted when i wanted but I dident have the money untile i wanted to buy the thing that I wanted to buy!

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    you sudenly lose all desire to buy things and your power goes to waste


    I wish i could remember where I put that winning loto ticket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by falling wall View Post
    you sudenly lose all desire to buy things and your power goes to waste


    I wish i could remember where I put that winning loto ticket.
    you find it but the "void if removed" thing is scrched off

    i wish I could think of a beter wish

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    you lose the desire to wish

    I wish to never have a corrupted wish!

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    but it only lasted for a second

    I wish PH was destroyed and they formed a new alliance, 'PH-Art'. Get it Fart, PH-Art?

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    but there stronger because they now have the inmacher people recruted and they wipe out eveyone els in the server


    i wish i could stop time instantly to getstuff done in no time at all at will

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    but you could not!

    I wish for you to click to my homepage

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    i do and i says "page canot be displaed"

    i wish you would corupt a wish and not just negate it like the rules say!

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    but only super-admins could

    I wish that the world was square!

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    i bought you and tortured and made you give up moding

    i wish the world was a CUBE!

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    you get stuck half invisible and half not (split lengthwise)


    I wish my boyfriend was home from iraq
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    but he had to serve the military forever

    I wish i could time travel

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    You go back in time and get eaten by a dinosaur.

    I wish I had a genie who was loyal to me, didn't want to hurt me, did whatever I said, granted unlimited wishes, and nobody else knew.

    Corrupt That!

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    he went clinically insane after hearing your voice and left

    i wish to see the future

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    you die tomorrow

    i wish it was november
    Last edited by famisjamis; 10-27-2007 at 01:40 AM.
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    i can drine legally then

    I wish that there was world peace! (Get me there!)

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    would i be farmed?? they all rise against you to take you down (lol)

    i wish i had a bigger room
    The hardest thing I will do in my lifetime is be the girl back home.
    Many tears shed;
    many care packages sent;
    many sleepless nights, jumping anytime the doorbell rings;
    AND NOW MY BABY IS HOME!!!
    Good thing I have cata's to pass the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by famisjamis View Post
    would i be farmed?? they all rise against you to take you down (lol)

    i wish i had a bigger room
    You get your bigger room, but it's in a prison.

    I wish I could have all of the powers of Superman, but none of the weaknesses.
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    you get them but your stuck fighting so many villans so constanly that you die of exostion!


    I wish I had a flying citidel

    edit:theo she comes but says she wants to spend more time with you and make you quit travain!

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