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    Well, this forum, of course.

    1. elfuaso (Spanish for The Fuaso), who early on led the server in most offensive categories, including nose hair, has retired (temporarily, we trust) to a mountaintop to contemplate the futility of earthly life and spiritual emptiness of endless raiding.

    2. pwny, a non-existent alliance, single-handedly (well, double-handedly I guess) destroyed a leading alliance, mainly on the strength of their superior posting and diction, much to the chagrin of the many barnyard animals who might well have contributed to the destruction but alas, received no credit. Credit is all, my little farmland friends. No posts, no glory. If a hammer falls in the forest and there is no post to hear, did it really happen? Well, you get the idea.

    3. The SW appears to be inhabited by elves, carefully keeping track of artifacts and no doubt planning a server-wide raid to capture every one, once they have built up the necessary defense to keep them. Just a few weeks more, perhaps.

    4. Finally, a lamentedly undocumented (and thus unreal) series of battles appear to be settling the ascendancy of an alliance to command the NW. Less dramatic than in the SE, but no less consequential. As always, it is hard to know without forum proof.

    5. Next finally, the inexorable march of time and serious grass-fed hammers just may have left our beloved MORONS behind. Can it be true? Have we seen the last of the kamikaze oasis raids, the brilliant surprise attacks without mercy (Custer's favorite tactic, alas), and elegantly hijacked threads? If so, we will miss them. Servers grow old and die, but MORONS will live forever in our hearts.


    That's all there is, as far as I can tell. All I know is what I read in the forum.
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    You are insane , and who care what u think to be honest. I hate the forums for they are full of people like you and veekay and the like. The alliances i have destroyed ( and RC and FF are them ) know who i am and that is all that matters. But maybe if you are lucky enough u will one day have the pleasure of meeting me as well, then i will give u a dose of my reality, and maybe then u will think i am real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mondrian View Post
    You are insane , and who care what u think to be honest. I hate the forums for they are full of people like you and veekay and the like. The alliances i have destroyed ( and RC and FF are them ) know who i am and that is all that matters. But maybe if you are lucky enough u will one day have the pleasure of meeting me as well, then i will give u a dose of my reality, and maybe then u will think i am real.
    Okay, whose turn is it to change his diaper?


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    Quote Originally Posted by dan chak View Post
    okay, whose turn is it to change his diaper?


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    Not it...
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    He kicked me from the officer channel apparently because I did not pay sufficient homage. I guess some folks struggle with success even when they're winning. In great news though, Swarm apparently has pissed off Mondrian so we'll have more BRs to post in the weeks ahead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelman View Post
    4. Finally, a lamentedly undocumented (and thus unreal) series of battles appear to be settling the ascendancy of an alliance to command the NW. Less dramatic than in the SE, but no less consequential. As always, it is hard to know without forum proof.

    5. Next finally, the inexorable march of time and serious grass-fed hammers just may have left our beloved MORONS behind. Can it be true? Have we seen the last of the kamikaze oasis raids, the brilliant surprise attacks without mercy (Custer's favorite tactic, alas), and elegantly hijacked threads? If so, we will miss them. Servers grow old and die, but MORONS will live forever in our hearts.


    That's all there is, as far as I can tell. All I know is what I read in the forum.
    In regards to #4, Possibly you mean the dispute between 2 ROAR and SWARM players over some villas too close to a cluster? Piffle. Just has been a nicely entertaining relief from the Boredom there.... Anywho, unlike a certain other alliance that should remain nameless, SWARM seems willing to defend it's players no matter where they are or bad their location is. One result:
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1304188feb5

    I drew the 1st one in slot on one round of the entertainment and that hammer with the following mass of cats did what they sometimes do. Most of the time I've been the windshield, this time the bug.

    Following attacks by one of the players in question did easily finish off that remaining group of def but the battles go on.

    And #5 - I too dearly miss the MORON daily reports..
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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningBare View Post
    And #5 - I too dearly miss the MORON daily reports..
    You and me both.
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    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RunningBare View Post
    And #5 - I too dearly miss the MORON daily reports..
    Agreed
    Maybe we can talk Dan into creating a game show or something.
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    Originally Posted by Sorcey
    MORON is #1 spammers for S4. Your posts are rediculous, way off topic, and silliest of all. We can all look forward to MORON consistently posting nothing about nothing through out this server.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mondrian View Post
    You are insane , and who care what u think to be honest. I hate the forums for they are full of people like you and veekay and the like. The alliances i have destroyed ( and RC and FF are them ) know who i am and that is all that matters. But maybe if you are lucky enough u will one day have the pleasure of meeting me as well, then i will give u a dose of my reality, and maybe then u will think i am real.
    You seem wound a little tight, need a hug or something?
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    no , i am just an A hole

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    Somebody needs a tummy rub!
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    /me scratches Mondrian behind the ears.

    It's ok. Don't let the big bad trolls bother you. It makes them happy and they come back for more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelman View Post
    Well, this forum, of course.

    1. elfuaso (Spanish for The Fuaso), who early on led the server in most offensive categories, including nose hair, has retired (temporarily, we trust) to a mountaintop to contemplate the futility of earthly life and spiritual emptiness of endless raiding.
    I haven't retired to anywhere. In case no one has noticed, I'm still a good 10m ahead of #2.

    Embarrassing.
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    You just haven't had a chance to appreciate good German #2 porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mondrian View Post
    ...The alliances i have destroyed ( and RC and FF are them )...
    A bold statement above that needs a lurker comment. I watched via the forums and would weekend sit when people were on vacation and such from the RC/FF side as a pinch hitter when needed. You, Mondrain, did fight and quite actively. But YOU (reference your 'i' quote above), did not destroy RC/FF. A team of little piggies did. Before the 2 big PWNY's joined the piggies, RC and FF were fighting the Piggies quite effectively. PWNY led and rallied the Piggies and the rest is server history.

    So whose leadership, organizational skills and actions caused the fall of RC/FF? Much like 'team', there no 'i' in PWNY. There is a 'Y', which is close and sometimes sounds like an 'i' in certain English language words. But we probably need an English teacher to give us the details on 'i' versus 'Y' use. Y mean, there is a difference, right? Ug. I think I just derailed my own post...
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    That sounded painful
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    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    That sounded painful
    Derailing my own post was. It hurt. Badly. And now it gave me a PP issue. I mean, any word like 'peppy' or 'shipping'. It hurts when I say them because of the PP. I shouldn't have derailed my own post. I think I bent it.
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    You, sir, have a sprained ligature. Take two ellipses and call me in the morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
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    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Yes i will agree that the addition of pwny was a huge step in the right direction and that is why it was done. And yes "I" didnt destroy them you are correct the swines team did. Thanks for picking out that nit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mondrian View Post
    ...picking out that nit.
    Yt ys spelled 'nyt'. Y checked yt with an Engrysh professor to confyrm. Y am styll sufferyng from a self-ynflycted case of what Dan Chak called "sprained ligature". Plus, Y styll can not use mi PP. Y tried the "two ellipses" remedi. Dydn't work. Triing two squares next.

    Note: it is really difficult to swap on the i and y letter when typing fast...
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    Iou could remap the keis on iour keiboard.

    Thys ys fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatball View Post
    Iou could remap the keis on iour keiboard.

    Thys ys fun!
    Good ydea.

    Just priyng the keys off and replacyng them wyth each other would work too.

    A shame yt ys not the L kei. The L kei on mi computer alreadi comes off when Y tipe too fast.

    Yt mai be fun. But double checkyng the post after tipyng for the y to i conversyon ys a headache.
    S4R1: PT0044 (cleared & chiefed Aatira's for her; http://travilog.org.ua/en/1317177/2f...e990a6d438dba0); S4R2: PT0044/Silence WW hit lost (destroyed main, rally and wall for fun); S4R3: Dummyaccount; S4R4: Farmers Market. WW hit http://travian-reports.net/us/report/14594907f26; S4R5: TheRealSilence; S4R6 Silent Ranger and S4R7 Silence.
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    [3:21:50 PM] Mondrian: you and kage did more damage to us than ALL of GNA
    [12/4/2011 9:36:26 AM] Mondrian: silence was the mastermind there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silence View Post
    A shame yt ys not the L kei. The L kei on mi computer alreadi comes off when Y tipe too fast.
    Damn, and here Y thought MI keis were stycki!
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatball View Post
    Damn, and here Y thought MI keis were stycki!
    Mi problem has to due wyth the PP problem Y descrybed earlyer. Yt styll hurts.
    S4R1: PT0044 (cleared & chiefed Aatira's for her; http://travilog.org.ua/en/1317177/2f...e990a6d438dba0); S4R2: PT0044/Silence WW hit lost (destroyed main, rally and wall for fun); S4R3: Dummyaccount; S4R4: Farmers Market. WW hit http://travian-reports.net/us/report/14594907f26; S4R5: TheRealSilence; S4R6 Silent Ranger and S4R7 Silence.
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    [12/4/2011 9:36:26 AM] Mondrian: silence was the mastermind there

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