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    Default Battle Reports: US4 Round 5

    Here's the link to last round's battle reports:

    Click here

    Here's the link to last round's WW battle reports:

    Click here

    Here's a handy link for those who need a little help making a battle report:

    http://travianreports.com/

    For those that aren't aware, the official rule regarding battle reports is below. If you decide to ignore it, you'll get to face the consequences.

    §2.4: Battle Reports

    Battle reports may be posted on the forums, however they must not contain the in-game names of affected players or their villages. Posts in connection with the battle reports must not contain even a hint of who the affected player(s) are; battle reports must be completely anonymous. Acceptable methods of making battle reports anonymous include replacing the In Game Name and village name with either letters (ex. "xxx," "yyy"), an extremely vague description ("Silly Village," "Silly Account,") or alliance names.

    Please note that we are lifting this restriction for World Wonder holders. Battle reports on World Wonders may be posted but the defense must be omitted from the report. You may post what was sent at it, the resulting damage, and the name of the World Wonder only.
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    <@kappy> then, you took the alliance over in a coup

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    This is me attacking a top 10 alliance and the alliance doing nothing about is. Other than simming.
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/15807678292

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    Oops, did I **** someone's server up?

    Splatz But then again, hero was at 11% health lol
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    I am feeling naughty
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    ****It's fortress
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    Teching Haeds a week into a server = doing it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatball View Post
    Teching Haeds a week into a server = doing it wrong.
    Most likely adventure troops

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    Hadn't thought of that, probably so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatball View Post
    Teching Haeds a week into a server = doing it wrong.
    No ima wreck dem teuts

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    Most likely adventure troops
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell him I wanted him to be ascared of the Haed menace
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    I'm not really a girl.
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
    ****It's fortress
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pylus View Post
    Most likely adventure troops
    Yeah, I got annoyed with my adventure haeds eating up my wheat so I suicided them on a Teut

    I still have 1 left and I decided to let it live because of its determination to survive.....for now.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    This is me attacking a top 10 alliance and the alliance doing nothing about is. Other than simming.
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/15807678292
    Hope the troop count you lost in this raid was worth the gain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lets rock View Post
    Hope the troop count you lost in this raid was worth the gain?
    Nope.

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    US2 R3 - boom - *BREW*
    US3 R4 - boomz - Utensils
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    Mini rammer
    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/178765edfe6

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    I got underestimated today!


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    I cleared an oasis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBull View Post
    I cleared an oasis.
    Beeeeeeeeyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrz () or it didn't happen!
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    No, Flossie was naughty.
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
    ****It's fortress
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBull View Post
    I cleared an oasis.
    It's not that hard.
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    We learnt ... from [Kimmie]!
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    Kurtz, the horse is dead, please stop beating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    It's not that hard.
    Oh. It's hard, believe me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBull View Post
    Oh. It's hard, believe me.
    How? I cleared an oasis on my first day. With troops in the oasis.
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    We learnt ... from [Kimmie]!
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    Kurtz, the horse is dead, please stop beating it.

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    This thread lacks BRs So.............. I guess I have to share some?


    This is why you don't attack me Let me sim in peace!


    Killing some macemen
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    No, Flossie was naughty.
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
    ****It's fortress
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    ^ Note the lack of capitalization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
    This thread lacks BRs So.............. I guess I have to share some?


    This is why you don't attack me Let me sim in peace!



    Killing some macemen
    I have about the same amount of traps and my hero killed more macemen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    I have about the same amount of traps and my hero killed more macemen.
    I have a maxed trapper

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    No, Flossie was naughty.
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
    ****It's fortress
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    ^ Note the lack of capitalization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
    I have a maxed trapper

    Well, your report didn't show that. And that picture is SO cliche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    Well, your report didn't show that. And that picture is SO cliche.
    It just showed me having at least 45 traps. Never said I only had 45 traps
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
    ****It's fortress
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    ^ Note the lack of capitalization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
    It just showed me having at least 45 traps. Never said I only had 45 traps
    Yup, was that the attack from the member that left your alliance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    How? I cleared an oasis on my first day. With troops in the oasis.
    Oh my gawd no way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    Yup, was that the attack from the member that left your alliance?
    No. And I realized the foolishness, and joined Cora's alliance Check it out. Go. Nao.

    Seriously. to Cora or you will be smitten!
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    No, Flossie was naughty.
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
    ****It's fortress
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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
    No. And I realized the foolishness, and joined Cora's alliance Check it out. Go. Nao.

    Seriously. to Cora or you will be smitten!
    I have this sudden urge to declare war.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    I have this sudden urge to declare war.
    Begone, pathetic fool. None can stand against the legions of Cora
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    No, Flossie was naughty.
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
    Begone, pathetic fool. None can stand against the legions of Cora
    You mean you could beat DD, DD 2, DD3 AND Future?
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    This was from two days back, seems like the forum is lacking a few good reports so I thought I'd post it.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1588370291f

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    You mean you could beat DD, DD 2, DD3 AND Future?
    I can't, but Cora can if she wants to

    (Also, that's like, 1 real alliance Stupid zergers )
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    I am feeling naughty
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    Mmmmm, good enough to make me want to stop being a good girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fortress View Post
    I can't, but Cora can if she wants to

    (Also, that's like, 1 real alliance Stupid zergers )
    I was talking to her about declaring war... I persuaded FUTURE on my second day in the alliance to join us!
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    What happened to the reports? LOL

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    Yeah I know i'm crazy, but they were just laying around.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1591150e7c0
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    Nimmo TDS S4R5 Win | Nimmo TDS/Rebels S4R4 Win. |Nimmo RC~3PO s4R3 Win
    Stratos/Kawozi s6 THC Win| Nimmo_ PFtF S7R2 .com Win | Nimmo_1PAN S2R2 .com Loss |
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimmo View Post
    Yeah I know i'm crazy, but they were just laying around.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1591150e7c0
    Yet more sensible than some.
    I wonder what the guy who got the report thinks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    Yet more sensible than some.
    I wonder what the guy who got the report thinks...
    To be fair i'm sure he's not feeling too great.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1591218bd7f
    S2R6 Nimmo Fear (life interupted me.)
    Nimmo TDS S4R5 Win | Nimmo TDS/Rebels S4R4 Win. |Nimmo RC~3PO s4R3 Win
    Stratos/Kawozi s6 THC Win| Nimmo_ PFtF S7R2 .com Win | Nimmo_1PAN S2R2 .com Loss |
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimmo View Post
    To be fair i'm sure he's not feeling too great.

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report/1591218bd7f
    I suppose that makes my hero look bad.

    Do you have cats yet?
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    Someone settled a cropper we wanted, then applied to our alliance. The response was as follows.

    Dear XXXXXX:

    We appreciate your interest in TDS.

    From the applicants who did apply for the super duper TDS backscratcher position, we have selected a candidate, we believe was the most suitable for the job. We regret to inform you that you have not been selected to be a TDS member due to your lack of skype, ability to buy gold and have no duals.

    If we ever have a position open in our organization which matches your qualifications as a Janitor, then we will be sure to contact you. We wish you all the best in all your future endeavors, and hope you are successful in finding a job on another server. But as our way of showing appreciation for your interest, we are enclosing a special TDS Momento to your village.

    Thanking you,

    Yours sincerely
    The Management

    http://travian-reports.net/us/report...bd,159208247e0

    P.S. Please note one of the reports shows as a roman which was incorrectly put in.
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    Nimmo TDS S4R5 Win | Nimmo TDS/Rebels S4R4 Win. |Nimmo RC~3PO s4R3 Win
    Stratos/Kawozi s6 THC Win| Nimmo_ PFtF S7R2 .com Win | Nimmo_1PAN S2R2 .com Loss |
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    Meanie!

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    Dey took his gerb!

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