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    Default Finding Nimmo('s Alliance)

    Earlier in the server, Nimmo said that if I convinced Seaweed to let me in his alliance for a day, he'd let me in TDS for 2 days. This was when S.I.M. wasn't with BRIG.

    I ask Seaweed if I can join his alliance for a day, his response was.

    lol

    I was discouraged but relentlessy asked him if I could sit for his account, he said yes, put me as his sitter and told me he was going to bed. (But didn't) I thought I would have about 6 hours of fooling around and so started the process of writing many messages. Nimmo, Azrael, Silence, moorsey and so on. Unfortunately as I'm writing and answering messages Seaweed tells me to look at his profile. I do, it distracts me a bit (something about telling me to stop) and get back to work. As I'm in the midst of composing an MM to his alliance ordering to them delete. He removes me as his sitter and says I might be able to sit for him next week. (He never let me by the way) I let him on my account later, he queued some rams for me.

    Back on my account I ask Nimmo if that was sufficient, his answer, no. He starts to do a long message about how his alliance is paranoid and morale is down. Things like that.

    He saids he'll let me join though if I can give his alliance an arty, they won't believe I'm a spy then. Or something like that. I say okay, and start building, by the time I get my treasury to level 2 I'm bored and decide to try to join EX COBALT. Seaweed still says no, he's worried about the damage I can cause. I plead, beg and whine to no success.

    Seaweed eventually becomes rather inactive and I can't join EX COBALT.
    I chat with Nimmo (don't have Skype, use Gettertools) asking if I can join. (I managed to see his troop counts, he's a very large anvil, he has only 2 scouts in each village though)

    "No, no and no"

    Time passes, with Seaweed not answering my messages.

    Until now, I manage to make my way into Seaweed's alliance but I will quote Nimmo.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nimmo
    haha I can't have you join for two days you are nuts. I can have you join next week and you can join for like 5 minutes. I'll tell you when.
    If a player in TDS who can send invites please invite me. Nimmo is being rather rude.

    **Dislaimer** I have had permission to put messages here from the other person. I am also not responsible for any attacks that happen due to this thread.

    Also, most of this is true.
    Last edited by ECH0; 08-06-2012 at 03:14 AM.

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    That's why you need to do it my way and promise divine blessing and 72 hawt women who are absolutely amazing in bed. I'm a very rational goddess who won't promise 72 virgins. If you really think about what kind of people would die virgins, you'd probably end up with 60 kids, 10 women no one would want to screw and just 2 actually decent-looking women (of a legal age).

    Totally works:
    http://forum.travian.us/album.php?albumid=141
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    tunaman43 11:25 PM
    BUT ITS RAINING RAIN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    That made me sad because I remembered the days when alliances could have 54 members and not even be in the top 20.
    I've probably played 30 servers at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    That's why you need to do it my way and promise divine blessing and 72 hawt women who are absolutely amazing in bed. I'm a very rational goddess who won't promise 72 virgins. If you really think about what kind of people would die virgins, you'd probably end up with 60 kids, 10 women no one would want to screw and just 2 actually decent-looking women (of a legal age).

    Totally works:
    http://forum.travian.us/album.php?albumid=141
    I did try to apply.

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    He did. He even pestered me to ask Nimmo. I was like 'gettoutta here, kid, I'm trying to get my moxy on.'
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    I did try to apply.
    Apply? You're doing it wrong...it takes a combination of emotional blackmail, subtle threats and pimping out your mom.
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    tunaman43 11:25 PM
    BUT ITS RAINING RAIN
    Quote Originally Posted by Woden
    One man's nightmare is another man's kinky fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    Apply? You're doing it wrong...it takes a combination of emotional blackmail, subtle threats and pimping out your mom.
    *sigh*
    You're more frustrating that the NE leader I was talking to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    *sigh*
    You're more frustrating that the NE leader I was talking to.
    Where's your mom? My advice doesn't come free :P
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    BUT ITS RAINING RAIN
    Quote Originally Posted by Woden
    One man's nightmare is another man's kinky fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    Where's your mom? My advice doesn't come free :P
    ooooooo
    I'll be in my bunk.
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    Where's your mom? My advice doesn't come free :P
    Run!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cora View Post
    Apply? You're doing it wrong...it takes a combination of emotional blackmail, subtle threats and pimping out your mom.
    Wow I heard you were wise but..... Damn you are spot on. Bring on the Moms. !!!!!
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    When I got on today there was a report of someone attempting to scout me, surprisingly my 69 scouts actually were doing their job!!! Usually, they're to busy doing something in the barracks... I knew who the player was to a certain extent. I whent to the player's profile and found a symbol not unknown to me.

    ><>

    This symbol was one that Seaweed had used before. I message the player and find that Seaweed is hiding from me their. (Probably to get away from all my messages).

    This player was in WC.
    The player was Seaweed.
    I was in WC.
    We were in the same alliance.
    I was in Seaweed's alliance. Again.

    Do I get an invite now Nimmo?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    Do I get an invite now Nimmo?
    i don't claim to be the brightest bulb in the box...
    but i don't see how that involves your mom


    Quote Originally Posted by Nimmo View Post
    Bring on the Moms. !!!!!
    in case you missed it the first time
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    us4r5 - puggle braynes - TDS has stuff
    us2r6 - CareBearzerker - FEAR - WW Hit#1, #2, #3
    com7 - w8 4 it... - CWL - WW joins my empire
    us1r7 - puggles - MHU

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    It's been over a week Nimmo. I'm waiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ECH0 View Post
    It's been over a week Nimmo. I'm waiting.
    You sure its not there? Coulda sworn it was sent...
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    You sure its not there? Coulda sworn it was sent...
    Have you seen the alliance I'm in?

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    I don't even know the account you are in.
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    YAHOOO!!!! I'll be editing this post to put all important information here about TDS.
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