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    So, I saw that Travian has (finally) added FEMALE HEROES. Excellent. I decided to check it out. I switched the gender and built a (i.m.o) quite fetching lady hero. I then sent her out on her 1st adventure, hoping for some good gear.

    She came back with a box of tampons, a quart of Ben&Jerrys "chunky monkey" ice cream and a Coldplay music CD. Good work Travian Team!!!
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    That's nothing. She's been gone for over a day and she spent all my silver. what did she bring back, ointments, and as soon as she's at 99% of her health she will use one.

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    That's odd, mine (on another server) has yet to bring back 'nothing valuable found'. I think you guys need to treat your heroines better... Oh and stop with the sexist comments

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmeh View Post
    I had a similar problem, but she came back with credit card debt, and she refused to do adventures that didn't take place in a kitchen.
    Ha! Classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippery View Post
    Oh and stop with the sexist comments

    Sexism: only the ugly ones complain...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserking Alcoholic View Post

    Sexism: only the ugly ones complain...
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    I would so rep that if I could
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserking Alcoholic View Post

    Sexism: only the ugly ones complain...
    In all fairness... My troops are all women, I call them 'macelets' so if my heroine were to bring back tampons I'm sure the group would be thankful for not having to run to the store. As for the chunky monkey, there are much better ice cream flavors out there, in my opinion. My new favorite happens to be moose tracks, but if you're going for B&J Ice cream, half baked probably takes the cake. And as for the credit card debt remarks... I manage money better than any man I've ever dated... although I do have terrible taste in men

    All in all, I don't mind you guys poking fun at me, let's just try to keep it light and fun and not move in an offensive direction, that was my only intention


    Oh and women are for decoration, it's why we're prettier

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippery View Post
    Oh and women are for decoration, it's why we're prettier
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    7. Needs more drunken clowns, just sayin. -kappy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmeh View Post
    Dear god, that time of the month must be terrible(Assuming your hammer is somewhat decent ;P) a couple thousand macelets menstruating EVERYWHERE!
    And you must get attacked by bears alot(If you don't get this refrence GO WATCH ANCHORMAN NoW)
    Would you want to mess with thousands of women all menstruating at the same time? Also, Anchorman is one of my fav movies!

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    I'm sure you know all about BJ ice cream :3
    Every good woman does

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    Well when your spending his money of course its going to be easy to manage your money :P
    Where do I find these men you keep referring to? I must be fishing in the wrong pond

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    Ohh man! this thread is Hilarious!

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