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    As I currently am not assigned to moderate any sections, I've decided to take up arms as a soldier of fortune to any requiring the use of my mod powers. Current pricing as follows:

    Bans - 10k internets
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    Take advantage now before the Super Modzis shut me down.

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    How much to change all their rep remarks to read as a story?

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    Listen, I likes you and I wants you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.


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    The abuse of power continues I see, except this time I find it to be delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    How much to change all their rep remarks to read as a story?
    This would actually be really funny. It'd be a major pain to undo it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    How much to change all their rep remarks to read as a story?
    Hmm, I had to double check if I even could still do this, but it appears I can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otter View Post
    Hmm, I had to double check if I even could still do this, but it appears I can't.
    Well that just sucks even more than a COD match
    DDR isn't a game, it's a waste of time, space, energy, & programming skills.
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    Well organized, mates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    Well organized, mates.
    Well, that's what happens when you have a bunch of people running the show who are looking at the mod positions as a secret club for the popular cool kids who get on Skype.

    The over-excitement at making your new "best friend" a mod along with you becomes too much to handle and long-time, stalwart mods (such as Otter) get thrown by the wayside, discarded without a thought. It really is a commentary on the state of our forums how this slight could be imparted without so much as a rectification or a public apology.

    I'll be the one who steps up since the Admins won't do it: Otter, on behalf of the Travian .us forums, I'd like to apologize for the manner in which this was handled. You deserve better than this--we all deserve better than this.

    Sincerely,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otter View Post
    As I currently am not assigned to moderate any sections...
    I think they have you on stand by for when I get in trouble.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Well, that's what happens when you have a bunch of people running the show who are looking at the mod positions as a secret club for the popular cool kids who get on Skype.
    I don't Skype... Oh wait, you said kids... That kinda counts me out.
    Last edited by JD70; 11-12-2012 at 09:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    popular cool kids who get on Skype.
    You've been invited on many an occasion.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinLocks View Post
    You've been invited on many an occasion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    This would actually be really funny. It'd be a major pain to undo it though.
    They used to do this, a bunch of mine are still a poem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobinLocks View Post
    You've been invited on many an occasion.
    I never get invited...

    pout

    Quote Originally Posted by Joshyyy View Post
    There is some serious misquoting potential above.
    The rep system should be abolished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    How much to change all their rep remarks to read as a story?
    Reminds me of the time I edited a string of thread deletion reasons to the lyrics of some Disney song.

    Anyway, I think we need to give Baron a new title. Something like 'Official April Fools prank designer' would be perfectly suitable.
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    Josh: You're a Brit. You can't do anything rite.
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    Reserved for my very negative, hate-filled, prejudiced opinion on what Joshyyy said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    I'll be the one who steps up since the Admins won't do it: Otter, on behalf of the Travian .us forums, I'd like to apologize for the manner in which this was handled. You deserve better than this--we all deserve better than this.

    Sincerely,

    The Baron
    On behalf of Otter, I accept your apology.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joshyyy View Post
    Reminds me of the time I edited a string of thread deletion reasons to the lyrics of some Disney song.
    I've always been partial to thread deletion rick rolls personally.

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    Wow I can't imagine talking to any of you freaks on Skype.

    Wait...this isn't my inside my head voice is it?



    this isn't my "inside your post" voice, is it?
    Last edited by RobinLocks; 11-12-2012 at 10:17 PM.

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    Or it could be a really bad dream
    DDR isn't a game, it's a waste of time, space, energy, & programming skills.
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    I've got 4k internet points, what does that get me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooglash sontoosh View Post
    I've got 4k internet points, what does that get me?
    Bottom Shelf Hookers and Blow.

    Quote Originally Posted by MALJ View Post
    this isn't my "inside your post" voice, is it?
    When you make trolls mods, we can no longer have nice things.
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    .us4(Rd5): Amara|R~EofTDS: Won, Woot!

    [11/13/2012] Eric: Ms Amara, is my dual, and friend from US servers. She is a good, aggressive player that is excellent at inflaming the passions of twisted stalker types.

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    Oh yeah, I forgot that I actually have to turn skype on more than once a year to use it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joshyyy View Post
    There is some serious misquoting potential above.
    The rep system should be abolished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MALJ View Post
    Bottom Shelf Hookers and Blow.
    I'm in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Well, that's what happens when you have a bunch of people running the show who are looking at the mod positions as a secret club for the popular cool kids who get on Skype.
    I'm a cool kid on Skype and I think Vash even campaigned for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    I'm a cool kid on Skype and I think Vash even campaigned for me.
    You obviously haven't bad mouthed me enough on Skype.

    Do more of that, you'll get in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You obviously haven't bad mouthed me enough on Skype.

    Do more of that, you'll get in.
    But I can't bad mouth you! You're my favorite!

    You're the only person who I've ever gone out of my way to get trolled by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    But I can't bad mouth you! You're my favorite!

    You're the only person who I've ever gone out of my way to get trolled by.
    You have to! It's the only way!

    Every odd numbered question on the mod exam deals with how much you can hate me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MALJ View Post
    Bottom Shelf Hookers and Blow.
    Oh hell yeah. I have enough for a weekend.
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You have to! It's the only way!

    Every odd numbered question on the mod exam deals with how much you can hate me!
    One of the questions asked my opinion of MLP...

    I said that I love Minecraft Let's Plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    One of the questions asked my opinion of MLP...

    I said that I love Minecraft Let's Plays.
    My guess would have gotten me slapped, I think. I kept it to myself and just asked wth it was.
    Last edited by Dan Chak; 11-12-2012 at 11:21 PM. Reason: what the **** is a slapper?
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
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    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    MLP= My Little Pony??

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    My Large *****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You have to! It's the only way!

    Every odd numbered question on the mod exam deals with how much you can hate me!
    Someone lied...all the questions deal with how much a body can hate you, save one....see below.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    One of the questions asked my opinion of MLP...

    I said that I love Minecraft Let's Plays.
    Well there was your problem.....you didn't answer correctly.

    Correct answer:

    I <3 MPL, it is my life, moreover as much as a love love love MPL, I hate that vile troll Baron more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otter View Post
    As I currently am not assigned to moderate any sections, I've decided to take up arms as a soldier of fortune to any requiring the use of my mod powers. Current pricing as follows:

    Bans - 10k internets
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    Take advantage now before the Super Modzis shut me down.
    I have been hunting beavers and received a beaver pelt and a subscription to The Manta Ray Mailer.

    What can I get for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belladonna View Post
    This would actually be really funny. It'd be a major pain to undo it though.
    I am so glad I had mine done when rep comments were disabled.

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    I think they have you on stand by for when I get in trouble.
    The fact that you're a mod speaks volumes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    I'm a cool kid on Skype and I think Vash even campaigned for me.
    You're a non-gay male who has done musical theater. That puts you in the top tier. Welcome to that club. I never properly welcomed your.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshyyy View Post
    Reminds me of the time I edited a string of thread deletion reasons to the lyrics of some Disney song.

    Anyway, I think we need to give Baron a new title. Something like 'Official April Fools prank designer' would be perfectly suitable.
    I changed a bunch of rep remarks to be song lyrics for terrible songs at one point...don't remember who though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by StealthSigma View Post
    You're a non-gay male who has done musical theater.
    Since when did they start letting the non-gay males (a.k.a. heterosexual/hetero men) do musical theater?
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    Quote Originally Posted by myrcat View Post
    I changed a bunch of rep remarks to be song lyrics for terrible songs at one point...don't remember who though.
    Waves hand
    Quote Originally Posted by gebne View Post
    St. Chak, glorious atelier, faithful servant and bearer of thong,
    the stain of the troll has caused you to be forgotten by many,
    but the true forum invokes you universally as the patron of things despised of;
    pray for me, that finally I may receive the alterations and the couture of thongs in all my fripperies, ornamentations, and trimmings,
    particularly those of purple hue, and that I may read Chak with the thong throughout Eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MALJ View Post
    Since when did they start letting the non-gay males (a.k.a. heterosexual/hetero men) do musical theater?
    Affirmative action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by myrcat View Post
    I changed a bunch of rep remarks to be song lyrics for terrible songs at one point...don't remember who though.
    You did mine when the rep comments were disabled.
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    You know, I actually could get used to this. All the power, but none of the responsibility.


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