Previous World Takeover Failures

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  1. santaclause1324
    santaclause1324
    b-b-but i'm santa... i love the cold places.
  2. jimjim
    jimjim
    Go swim in a freezer!
  3. santaclause1324
    santaclause1324
    B-b-but I would not survive.
  4. jimjim
    jimjim
    Your Santa! Ain't you magic or something?
  5. santaclause1324
    santaclause1324
    Yeah but freezing time has nothing to do with being cold.
  6. Shima zhao
    Shima zhao
    Don't invade Russia is correct,let's invade somewhere else.
  7. jimjim
    jimjim
    I say we take it one step- er, country at a time.
  8. santaclause1324
    santaclause1324
    Start with the closest ones. Once we have all of the Western Hemisphere we'll work over to Russia. (Closest point through Alaska)
  9. Someoneelse2
    Someoneelse2
    Start with Lichenstien. They have no profesional army.
  10. Rafaelz
    Rafaelz
    Lichtenstein has Germany...

    And have you seen the modern Luftwaffe?
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