Anthem for Idiots With Scissors?

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  1. Nightmoon
    Nightmoon
    We are the idiots with scissors
    We run till we fall
    Then the scissors stab our face
    But we get up with them all
    So we dont get disgrace
    Because running with the scissors
    is fun!
  2. LAC1961
    LAC1961
    (To the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner" By Francais Scott Key)

    Oh say we can't see,
    Thanks to scissors now we,
    Must live like the bats,
    We'll never be able to see our cats, (thank God)
    Whose broad blades and shiny points,
    We were running with down the hall,
    O'r the points that we lodged,
    In our retinas last week,
    And the scissors "red" glare,
    The eyeballs bursting out of air,
    Gave proof to the doc,
    That the idiots were back again,
    Oh say does that pair of shiny scissors yet stay,
    On the counter for you, or in the eyeball of me...

    Thank you,
    Thank you


    Tis took me two hours so...
  3. fall0ut
    fall0ut
    So what I'm still a scissor star
    I got my rock scissors
    And I don't need you
    And guess what
    I'm havin more fun
    And now that were done
    I'm gona show you my scissors
    I'm alright
    I'm just fine
    And you're a tool so
    So what
    I am a scissor star
    I got my rock scissors
    And I don't want you tonight
  4. what777
    what777
    restricted
    "We are the idiots - my friends
    And well keep on fighting - till the end -
    We are the idiots -
    We are the idiots
    No time for smart peeps
    cause we are the idiots - of the world -"

    Nice! Tied with...

    "LAC1961
    (To the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner" By Francais Scott Key)

    Oh say we can't see,
    Thanks to scissors now we,
    Must live like the bats,
    We'll never be able to see our cats, (thank God)
    Whose broad blades and shiny points,
    We were running with down the hall,
    O'r the points that we lodged,
    In our retinas last week,
    And the scissors "red" glare,
    The eyeballs bursting out of air,
    Gave proof to the doc,
    That the idiots were back again,
    Oh say does that pair of shiny scissors yet stay,
    On the counter for you, or in the eyeball of me..."
  5. Boba Fett
    Boba Fett
    I think LAC1961's is the best.
  6. QueenDiva
    QueenDiva
    I like them both. I am not creative enough (in this arena) to do parodies of songs, or even write my own. I both of you for your creativity
  7. pageturner74
    pageturner74
    "We are the idiots - my friends
    And well keep on fighting - till the end -
    We are the idiots -
    We are the idiots
    No time for smart peeps
    cause we are the idiots - of the world"
    oh yes. , is epic win.
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