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    The Pyramids and the Constellation of Orion

    According to the accepted version of history, the three massive Pyramids on the Giza Plateau in Egypt were built by armies of Hebrew slaves for the glory of the Pharaohs of Egypt. This idea was i
    ntroduced to the world by the visit to Egypt of the 5th century Greek historian Herodotus. He claimed that the Pyramids were built by teams of 100,000 men, changed every few months, over a period of 20 years. The fact that this meant that one block of stone had to be laid exactly in place every 3 1/2 minutes 24 hours a day seems to have been overlooked by recent Egyptologists! The fact that there wasn't this kind of manpower in 4th Dynasty Egypt for almost 5000 miles around is equally ignored! Not to mention the ludicrous theories about the stones being rolled on logs when the only trees endemic to Ancient Egypt were date palms (a valuable food source, so unlikely to be cut down, and far too soft a wood to withstand the weight of such stones for more than a few feet!) or pushed up a ramp (a ramp which would have entailed more work than the construction of the Pyramid itself, and would have left behind around 6 billions pounds of construction garbage, none of which has ever been found!)

    The Pyramids are supposed to be monuments to the Pharaohs, tombs to preserve the royal bodies for a continued existence in the afterlife, and yet no bodies have ever been found inside them. This misconception of history has led to some very basic misunderstandings about Egyptian culture and history, and has led to perhaps the greatest conspiracy of all time: who built the Pyramids?

    Let me start by examining some hard facts which nobody can dispute, and looking in turn at what these facts might represent or mean:

    1. The Great Pyramid (known as that of Khufu/Cheops) contains no Pharaoh's body, no treasure chamber, and no treasures. There is no indication that it ever has contained these things. The popular myth of the Pyramids being royal tombs is clearly nonsense. The tombs archaeology has accepted those in the Valleys of the Kings and Queens are obviously tombs, storehouses of the Pharaoh's earthly riches, intricately prepared to ensure his survival in the next world. The Great Pyramid contains none of the obvious trappings of a tomb.

    2. The only reason it is known as the Khufu/Cheops Pyramid at all is due to some Victorian graffiti! When Colonel Howard Vyse blasted his way into the Great Pyramid he was determined to make his name as an Egyptologist. He longed for nothing more than to make some monumental discovery which would make him famous. His disappointment at finding the Pyramid empty was too much for him to bear it was his last season in Egypt and in the dead of night it is said that he crept up into the 'air shafts' (known as 'spirit stones' to the Egyptians) above the King's Chamber and daubed some hieroglyphs in red paint. The following morning he made his 'discovery' and subsequently earned his place in the history books as being the man who discovered the identity of the owner of the Great Pyramid!

    It is worth mentioning in addition that the symbols he painted were not even accurate ones for the period in which the Pyramid was then believed to have been built. The symbol for 'Ra' chief amongst the Egyptian gods at that time was depicted wrongly. Now surely if an Egyptian had painted that symbol he would have got it right! Not to do so would have been a grave insult to the most highly respected and feared of the Egyptian pantheon.

    3. The stone sarcophagus which is contained within the Great Pyramid is too large to have been brought into the chamber in which it stands. Many books on the subject of this particular anomaly either point-blank ignore the question or state rather bizarrely that the sarcophagus must have been installed during the building process. Now, surely, to a civilisation as advanced as that of the Ancient Egyptians, this solution would have made no sense whatsoever. If the reason for making the sarcophagus which incidentally shows no indication of ever having been occupied larger than the doorway was to put off thieves, surely the subsequent sealing of the chamber with huge stone portcullis blocks, and the thorough blocking off of the Ascending Corridor which leads to the King's Chamber by three enormous granite plugs, would have been sufficient. It is highly unlikely that the opportunistic thieves of Ancient Egypt would have taken the time to plough through that much solid rock just to get into a chamber which they must have known was empty of all riches. And if the chamber was completely barren and empty, why go to such great lengths to ensure that it wasn't opened up ever again? What secrets does the so-called King's Chamber hold?

    4. Some visitors, including the great and fearless Emperor Napoleon himself, have experienced strange visions and environmental distortions whilst inside the Great Pyramid, particularly the King's Chamber. In the 1930s, author Paul Brunton spent a night there and was assailed by visions of "a circle of hostile creatures" which he likened to "elemental creations, grotesque shapes, madmen, hulking and devilish apparitions". Was this mere hallucination? In more recent times such ideas have been put down to the background radiation given off by the black granite of the chamber, but surely if it was that simple then everyone who visited the chamber would experience a similar thing, wouldn't they?

    Early experiments indicated that the King's Chamber 'spirit stones' did seem to generate an electrical field which caused minor shock to at least one poor visitor drinking from a metal hip flask! It has been suggested that the Pyramid, because of its granite blocks, could transmit and receive radio and even microwave signals very well, and some believe that it gives off energy in an 'emanating apex' this means that energy spirals off the top of the structure in a circle which widens as it permeates the atmosphere. Whilst some have seen this as mere New Age hokum, others have said this confirms their suspicions that the Pyramid is some kind of beacon intended for use from space.

    More recently, ex-NASA consultant Richard Hoagland has stated that radioactive sand was found in a chamber behind the Queen's Chamber, which might explain both the weird experiences of Napoleon et al and the anomalous radioactive date readings given by the Pyramid, in which it appears that the top of the structure is 1000 years older than the bottom! This has led some people to speculate that the Pyramid was constructed upside down in mid air by alien technology and then swung over into place on the Giza Plateau. I could not possible comment.

    5. A road eight feet wide and four inches thick could be built from San Francisco to New York and put inside the Great Pyramid. It has also been speculated that a wall three feet high and one foot thick could be built all the way around France with the amount of stone it took to build the Great Pyramid. Its perimeter is almost 1 kilometre, and the inside area a massive 53,000 square metres would be able to incorporate the cathedrals of Florence, Milan and St Peter's (The Vatican), as well as Westminster Abbey and St Paul's. And this was accomplished by people of the Stone Age, yes?

    6. They are the sole remnant of the Seven Wonders of the World. The Pyramids are also, apart from the Great Wall of China, the oldest surviving artificial structures on Earth.

    7. There are no true hieroglyphic markings inside the Pyramids remarkable for a nation which carved them into just about every available surface they had. Nor are there any real clues from hieroglyphs elsewhere as to how the Pyramids were built. The only hieroglyphs inside the Great Pyramid are the red paint daubings of Howard Vyse and are not genuine Ancient Egyptian carvings. Although Pyramids elsewhere in Egypt, most notably those of a much later date than the Pyramids at Giza, do contain hieroglyphs the derivation of the so-called 'Pyramid Texts'! the Great Pyramid and its two companions of the Giza Plateau are untouched by the scribe's knife.

    8. As Giza Pyramid investigator August Tornquist states: "The Great Pyramid was the greatest single undertaking in the whole history of mankind. And yet there is not one picture or drawing, not one artefact, not one inventory or tally sheet to tell of its construction. The Egyptians left us some 3000 years of written and pictorial history covering virtually everything that happened in their culture. From babies being born, to ploughing and harvesting, building, weaving, sacrificing, praying, embalming... but nothing about the Pyramids of Giza. Why?"

    For a nation that loved to boast, they seem strangely reticent to tell us anything about the Pyramids at Giza. Perhaps the reason was simply because they were as much a mystery to the Ancient

    Egyptians as they are to us.
    There is in fact documentary evidence from Sumerian clay tablets unearthed in the great historical library of Nineveh that the Great Pyramid was known to the Sumerians of 10,000 years ago, 6000 years before the first Pharaoh of Egypt was even born!

    9. It is built to face true North, supposedly at a time when such computations could not have been possible. Are we to believe that the Ancient Egyptians on top of all their other wonders were also the first civilisation to possess knowledge of mathematics so precise that they could determine true North from magnetic North? Come to that, are we to believe that they could even find magnetic North, or know what its significance was? Tied in with this idea of being able to locate true North is the notion that the Earth is round, a fact not generally accepted until the last few centuries. Some still dispute it even today!

    10. The Great Pyramid is located at the exact centre of the Earth's land mass. That is, its East-West axis corresponds to the longest land parallel across the Earth, passing through Africa, Asia, and America. Similarly, the longest land meridian on Earth, through Asia, Africa, Europe, and Antarctica, also passes right through the Pyramid. Since the Earth has enough land area to provide 3 billion possible building sites for the Pyramid, the odds of its having been built where it is are 1:3 billion. As previously discussed in my article on Anomalous Maps, the ability to compute longitude was not supposedly available to cartographers or anybody else until the 18th century. Without an understanding of longitude it would be exceptionally difficult to be able to pinpoint the size, shape, and relative mappings of the Earth's land masses and seas. Without longitude it would have been near impossible to undertake major sea journeys, and yet if the evidence (such as Egyptian mummies containing cocaine traces) is reliable, the Egyptians did actually undertake such exploratory missions, even as far as South America (the only place the cocaine could have come from). (All this despite their apparent hatred of sailing on the open seas!) And even if we accept that the Egyptians of thousands of years ago were competent navigators, how could they have known about the exact interrelation of the rest of the Earth's land mass? And then there are the statistics...

    11. Like 20th century bridge designs, the Great Pyramid's cornerstones have balls and sockets built into them. Several football fields long, the Pyramid is subject to movements of expansion and contraction from heat and cold, as well as earthquakes, settling, and other such phenomena. After 4,600 years its structure would have been significantly damaged without such construction. Recent construction experts called in to offer suggestions as to how the Pyramid could have been built make reference to the 'settle factor' of any large building. They have publicly stated that while the acceptable settle factor of a modern skyscraper is 6" per hundred years, the simple fact is that the Pyramid using more construction material than 35 Empire State Buildings has settled less than 1/2" in 5000 years! Modern construction has also averred that although for a large modern tower block the acceptable variance from complete alignment of all four sides is 6", the four sides of the Pyramid are out of perfect alignment by less than 1/4"!

    The casing stones, 144,000 in all, were so brilliant that they could literally be seen from the mountains of Israel hundreds of miles away. For those interested in possible symbolic significance, in Bible prophecy 144,000 is the number of people 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of Israel who are supposed to evangelise the world in the days before the Apocalypse. The outside surface stones are cut within 0.01" of perfectly straight and at nearly perfect right angles for all six sides. And they were placed together with a gap between them of only 0.02". Modern technology cannot place such 20-ton stones with greater accuracy than those in the Pyramid. As already noted above, the variance from perfect alignment seen in the Pyramid is still something which is unattainable today.

    What can we deduce from these facts? That whoever built the Pyramids used a technology that we still do not possess today to cut, move, and cement stones. Whoever built it also had some considerable knowledge of the Earth, because they were built in one of the few locations with a strong enough bedrock to support the great weight. The builders also knew where the greatest land mass of the Earth was in both the North-South and East-West directions. After studying the detailed measurements made by the investigators before him, Sir Isaac Newton (who was fascinated by the Pyramids) recognised that many key measurements would be in round numbers if the standard unit of measure was just 0.001" (1/1,000) larger than the British inch which just happens to be the Sacred Jewish Inch. (The Sacred Jewish Inch, 1/25 of a cubit, equals 1.00106 British inches.) This discovery allowed the secrets of the Pyramid to be unlocked and revealed unmistakable and mathematical relationships.

    For instance: A We know from geometry that there is a universal relationship between the diameter of a circle and its circumference. Consider this: The height of the Pyramid's apex is 5,812.98", and each side is 9,131" from corner to corner (in a straight line). If the circumference of the Pyramid is divided by twice its height (the diameter of a circle is twice the radius), the result is 3.14159, which just happens to be pi. Incredibly, this calculation is accurate to six digits. So the Pyramid is a square circle, and thus pi was designed into it 4,600 years ago. Pi is demonstrated many times throughout the Pyramid.

    B Other numbers are also repeated throughout. Each of the Great Pyramid's four walls, when measured as a straight line, are 9,131", for a total of 36,524". At first glance, this number may not seem significant, but move the decimal point over and you get 365.24. Modern science has shown us that the exact length of the solar year is 365.24 days.

    C The average height of land above sea level (Miami being low and the Himalayas being high), as can be measured only by modern-day satellites and computers, happens to be 5,449". That is the exact height of the Pyramid.

    D All four sides of the Pyramid are very slightly and evenly bowed in, or concave. This effect, which cannot be detected by looking at the Pyramid from the ground, was discovered around 1940 by a pilot taking aerial photos to check certain measurements. As measured by today's laser instruments, all of these perfectly cut and intentionally bowed stone blocks duplicate exactly the curvature of the earth. The radius of this bow is equal to the radius of the Earth. This radius of curvature is what Newton had long been seeking.

    All this has led many to see the Pyramids (particularly the Great Pyramid) as being built by visitors from another planet, since the technology was obviously not such as would have been available to Stone Age Man. The theorists speculate that the Pyramid is a message, a symbol of knowledge which we as early humans learnt to decipher, and hence built our own versions of the Pyramid, examples of which litter the Egyptian desert plateaux in crumbling ruins. This message indicates that whoever built the Pyramid knew the Earth well: the length of the year, the radius of curvature, the standard measurement techniques, the average height of the continents, and the centre of the land mass. They were able to construct something that we still cannot construct today, and they were able to tie all these things together in this single structure. Were they extraterrestrial, or perhaps even supernatural? Some people think so. You be the Judge.
    So who built them?

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    Egyptians built them.

    It was a work for food program ran by the government of Egypt.

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    While some of that is very compelling, some of it is just numbers hocus pocus.
    Telling me that the sum of the sides is the length of the solar year in a measurement that wasn't used at the time, and is only used by 2 countries in the world now is just silly.

    And Giza is not at the center of the earths landmass, not in latitude nor longitude.
    I'm sure if one cared enough, many of the rest if the claims in there could be debunked as well.
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    I say it was the aliens, personally.

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    I am always amused by people who think that a powerful and wealthy ancient civilisation could not possibly have carried out a particular feat of engineering or other technical ability simply because they can't figure out how it was done.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    I am always amused by people who think that a powerful and wealthy ancient civilisation could not possibly have carried out a particular feat of engineering or other technical ability simply because they can't figure out how it was done.
    It's not just how it was done. It's why, for what purpose, what do they do, and how the hell did they move all those rocks? Any answers would be nice but all we have is guesses made off of star alignment and measurements.

    And really, have you completely dismissed the alien theory?

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    *le sigh*

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient...lders_01.shtml

    Learn some history/archaeology, folks.

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    *le sigh*

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient...lders_01.shtml

    Learn some history/archaeology, folks.
    I call bull****!

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    Actually ancient Egyptian writings very often talk of beings from the sky, the sky opening and bright lights coming down to teach them technology and give them wisdom. Many pictures and symbols resemble UFOs and aliens. POSSIBLY aliens built the Great Pyramid. And these solid long lasting construction techniques were adopted by the Egyptians.

    Ancient Egyptian legends tell of Tep Zepi, or the “first time”. This is described as an age when “sky gods” came down to Earth and raised the land from mud and water.

    They supposedly flew through the air in flying “boats” and brought laws and wisdom to man through a royal line of Pharaohs.
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    Aliens being here and building the pyramids would account for the biblical tale of the Nephilim. They say the great flood killed the Nephilim race.
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    Aliens being here and building the pyramids would account for the biblical tale of the Nephilim. They say the great flood killed the Nephilim race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    It's not just how it was done. It's why, for what purpose, what do they do, and how the hell did they move all those rocks? Any answers would be nice but all we have is guesses made off of star alignment and measurements.

    And really, have you completely dismissed the alien theory?
    Egyptian science and technology was more than capable of moving the stones. They had a massive work force (slave and volunteer), access to materials from all around the Mediterranean and Northern Africa, a well developed transportation network (barges crowded the Nile at certain times and places) and a good practical knowledge of both engineering and astronomy.

    Why did they build the pyramids? Well, for one thing, if you want to build something really huge, it's easier than most other shapes to make big and stable. Also, there is a long history of pyramid development in Egypt, from primitive mastabas to the Great Pyramids - which is why they are called great, to differentiate them from all the other pyramids in Egypt.

    Why did they want to build something big? That seems to be something humans like to do. I can come up with lots of psychobabble about asserting power, seeking permanence, blah blah blah. Fact is, we like building big things, and we like trying to outdo the other guys building big things. Today we are trying to see who can build the world's tallest whatever. Ancient Egyptian pharaohs wanted to try and build a bigger pyramid than the last guy.

    And why all the mathematical formulae and astronomical alignments that may or may not have been intentionally built in? Well, like many ancient societies, religion, magic, mathematics and science were not really separate things to the Egyptians. They were astronomers and astrologers, who placed great significance on the stars that told them when the seasons were changing and the Nile would flood, and on the math that allowed them to build great temples and other monuments to the gods (and the pharaohs, who were gods on earth) and to calculate the movements of stars and planets. If you're building something big that you want to last and you live in a highly theocratic society that believes in magic, you're probably going to build your math-and-astronomy based spells into that monument.

    As for aliens, it's an Occam's razor kind of thing. Why posit that a highly advanced race of beings came all the way to earth to build pyramids (or any of the other things they are alleged to have built) when it's much more likely that humans built them with human ingenuity for typical human reasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    As for aliens, it's an Occam's razor kind of thing. Why posit that a highly advanced race of beings came all the way to earth to build pyramids (or any of the other things they are alleged to have built) when it's much more likely that humans built them with human ingenuity for typical human reasons.
    Because it is more fun to imagine aliens doing it than slaves doing it. Those rocks were heavy! I bet the aliens had some kind of laser guns that picked them up and put them in place. I wonder if there are UFOs hiding under the pyramids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    Because it is more fun to imagine aliens doing it than slaves doing it. Those rocks were heavy! I bet the aliens had some kind of laser guns that picked them up and put them in place. I wonder if there are UFOs hiding under the pyramids.
    LOL.

    Yeah, aliens are more fun. Do you read science fiction? Have you ever read James Tiptree's short story, 'The Women Men Don't See'? If an alien popped up in front of me and said 'wanna go for a ride?', I would so be right there.
    And now I'll tell you what's against us, an art that's lived for centuries. Go through the years and you will find what's blackened all of history. Against us is the law with its immensity of strength and power - against us is the law! Police know how to make a man a guilty or an innocent. Against us is the power of police! The shameless lies that men have told will ever more be paid in gold - against us is the power of the gold! Against us is racial hatred and the simple fact that we are poor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    LOL.

    Yeah, aliens are more fun. Do you read science fiction? Have you ever read James Tiptree's short story, 'The Women Men Don't See'? If an alien popped up in front of me and said 'wanna go for a ride?', I would so be right there.
    I'm going to google it! Alien and zombie stories are my favorites. I grew up on Star Trek and X-files.
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    I'm going to google it! Alien and zombie stories are my favorites. I grew up on Star Trek and X-files.
    I started reading science fiction (juveniles like Heinlein's and Andre Norton's, but still sf) around 1960 and i've never stopped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    I started reading science fiction (juveniles like Heinlein's and Andre Norton's, but still sf) around 1960 and i've never stopped.
    One book series I've never read but always want to is Hitchhiker's Guide. I won't do it though because I'm terrible with series! When I read the Hunger Games I read all three within a few hours and didn't get any sleep that night. Don't even get me started on my week of Percy Jackson books. I know they aren't SF, but I don't do series well. My sleep cycle and body cry out in pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    So who built them?
    You're like... as old as dirt... and you're a woman.... so obviously you built them all by hand under the direction of the great and mighty pharaohs.
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    We should build a new pyramid in Egypt.

    Get a bunch of volunteers (for something this awesome, I'm sure many could be found) and have them build a pyramid the same way that the Egyptians are believed to have done it; have paramedics standing by because it will be ******* HOT; people can come and go as they please and are well fed; doesn't have to be a big one.

    That would be cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacana View Post
    We should build a new pyramid in Egypt.

    Get a bunch of volunteers (for something this awesome, I'm sure many could be found) and have them build a pyramid the same way that the Egyptians are believed to have done it; have paramedics standing by because it will be ******* HOT; people can come and go as they please and are well fed; doesn't have to be a big one.

    That would be cool.
    Can we invite the aliens? Oh, and can we build a Stonehenge right beside the pyramid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    Can we invite the aliens? Oh, and can we build a Stonehenge right beside the pyramid?
    Only if you get Merlin to float the stone from its original quarry in Wales all the way to Egypt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meherrin View Post
    Only if you get Merlin to float the stone from its original quarry in Wales all the way to Egypt.
    LMAO!

    Was Merlin real? That needs to be my next exploration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    LMAO!

    Was Merlin real? That needs to be my next exploration.
    Probably as real as the aliens.
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    Probably as real as the aliens.
    So completely based in truth! I see.
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    While we're at it, we should put up a few Easter island idols to look over the 'henge and the pyramid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
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    I'm liking this plan more and more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    While we're at it, we should put up a few Easter island idols to look over the 'henge and the pyramid.
    Was actually watching a doc the other day that tried to validate the claim that the Moai "walked themselves" to their positions. They took into account the angle of the road system on the island as well as the rounded fronts of the Moai. They then tied ropes around the eyes (which perfectly fit the ropes) and had teams of men lean the Moai forward and rock, or "walk", the Moai forward.

    It worked. Pretty interesting stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    While we're at it, we should put up a few Easter island idols to look over the 'henge and the pyramid.
    And then surround the entire site with huge geoglyphs like the Nazca lines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Was actually watching a doc the other day that tried to validate the claim that the Moai "walked themselves" to their positions. They took into account the angle of the road system on the island as well as the rounded fronts of the Moai. They then tied ropes around the eyes (which perfectly fit the ropes) and had teams of men lean the Moai forward and rock, or "walk", the Moai forward.

    It worked. Pretty interesting stuff.
    Saw a show pretty similar to that, actually.

    For that matter, there are theories that explain the pyramid building a lot better than traditional theories. Simple things like there was no giant ramp, they used the lower levels of the pyramid itself to bring the upper levels up...from the inside if I remember correctly.

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    And then surround the entire site with huge geoglyphs like the Nazca lines.
    Pretty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MokMonster View Post
    Saw a show pretty similar to that, actually.

    For that matter, there are theories that explain the pyramid building a lot better than traditional theories. Simple things like there was no giant ramp, they used the lower levels of the pyramid itself to bring the upper levels up...from the inside if I remember correctly.


    Pretty!
    There are a few. The Stonehenge one is playing a lot on PBS right now where they try the carved balls theory as sort of a wooden-rutted ball bearing system.

    All ******* completely fascinating how we take our modern conceptions and try to backtrack them onto ancient civilizations even though they had completely different takes on technology, deities and pragmatism.

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    I say it was the aliens, personally.

    Martian, Lunar, or Jupitorian?

    I'm leaning towards all of this coming from Uranus, but Isis't that it could very well be earthling. The earthlings are known to Horus frescos across their planetoid.

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    It's not just how it was done. It's why, for what purpose, what do they do, and how the hell did they move all those rocks? Any answers would be nice but all we have is guesses made off of star alignment and measurements.

    And really, have you completely dismissed the alien theory?

    I dunno, the black arrows do look like Saturnish spacecraft, but I have my doubts that they are from the original pyramids, it seems like they were recently spray painted on there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summer View Post
    The Spantards builted it.
    Good answer, sis.

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    When I reached a count of seven factual errors in the first three paragraphs of the OP, I stopped reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Evil View Post
    Because it is more fun to imagine aliens doing it than slaves doing it. Those rocks were heavy! I bet the aliens had some kind of laser guns that picked them up and put them in place. I wonder if there are UFOs hiding under the pyramids.
    It was a PORTAL gun. And GLaDOS ruined the whole thing by lying about the cake...
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    You folks can all play in the hot desert.

    I'm taking my Colossus to some beautiful Mediterranean beach, where everyone can marvel at it's size.

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    I officially hate this thread now. I want to travel and go see that stuff. Stonehenge, the pyramids, the Easter Island heads, the Parthenon, I want to visit Delphi too, and make a stop at Sissinghurst. Why does there have to be a big ocean and why do plane tickets have to cost so much???
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    The Jews built the pyrimids.
    If there is a God, He must really love stupid people. Look how many He made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    Watching this right now.

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    So...the Internet built the pyramids?

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