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Thread: This or That?

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    Default This or That?

    New game, rules are simple.

    Poster posts two things.

    Next poster picks their choice of the two items, then posts two more things.

    EX:

    P1 - Pepsi or Coke

    P2 - Pepsi

    Basketball or Baseball

    P3 - and so on



    Starting off:

    Pie or Cake

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    Pie (duh?)

    PC or Console?
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    PC... gotta love emulators!

    Cats or dogs?

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    dogs


    pop or soda

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    soda

    left or right?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nega Imperian View Post
    I dont like obama he reminds me of a comcast commercial

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    right

    Beer or liquor

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    Liquor. Beer is for people who can't do math.

    Movies or TV ?
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    TV because you can watch movies on it!











    Black or White?
    I don't need any vassals,
    But I'd sure like some castles,
    Because with all my greed,
    A fortress is what I need.
    I've got lots of money,
    But my neighbors are acting funny.
    They've been eyeing my stash,
    And now I fear for my cash.
    Now I must build up my walls,
    And furnish my extravagent halls.
    I'll be building an armoury,
    And praying for harmony.
    I'll be training my guards,
    And I'll be playing my cards,
    For with some diplomatic class,
    I might just save my neck.

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    Cool

    Black - it's slimming and doesn't stain as easily. (That was gayer than I orginially intended... oh, well.)

    Married to one hot chick the rest of your life
    <OR>
    Screwing a different above-average chick every month

    (^-- The naivete tester!)
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    Married to one hot guy (STD's are too scary)

    Car or Truck
    MzNqbus

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    car, you get cold screwing in the bed.

    Football or soccer

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    Soccer

    You can't ogle men if they're wrapped up in about half a foot of protective foam. :P

    Cards or pool?

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    Pool! Thiers nothing like beating balls with a stick!






    Good or Evil?
    I don't need any vassals,
    But I'd sure like some castles,
    Because with all my greed,
    A fortress is what I need.
    I've got lots of money,
    But my neighbors are acting funny.
    They've been eyeing my stash,
    And now I fear for my cash.
    Now I must build up my walls,
    And furnish my extravagent halls.
    I'll be building an armoury,
    And praying for harmony.
    I'll be training my guards,
    And I'll be playing my cards,
    For with some diplomatic class,
    I might just save my neck.

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    Evil

    your mom or a hooker?

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by MzNqbus View Post
    Married to one hot guy (STD's are too scary)

    Car or Truck
    Damn it, MznGarbleFlartz! A guy was supposed to answer that one! Typical American female (sigh).

    Oh, yeah...

    ^ It really depends. Mom is free, but the hooker could be hot.

    Just kidding.

    (Mom's not free.)


    Supernaturally able to Fly or Turn Invisible?
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    Invisibility would rock.

    Paints or clay?

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    Cool

    Let's see... clay worked in Ghost, but I think I'd prefer to paint on a hot chick.

    Now then... William Shakespeare or Andrew Lloyd Webber?

    (I'll know who to kill based on the answer. Mwa-ha-ha.)
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    OK, ask real questions. Questions such as:
    "Chocolate Pudding or Hydrochloric Acid"
    "Shakespeare or Webber"
    "Back massage or Slow brutal torture" aren't real questions.

    In sleep he sang to me... In dreams he --ZzzzzzzZZzzzzzzz



    Soda or Juice?
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    Exclamation

    And that's a real question?!?

    Besides, I call a foul on the play because you didn't officially answer the question.

    Orange Juice kicks any Soft Drink's booty most days of the week.

    QUESTION REPOSE: William Shakespeare or Andrew Lloyd Webber?
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    Shakespeare.

    Ford or Chevy?

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    Talking

    It's gotta be Chevy, baby! (I love my Camaro!)

    (Also, congratulations on the correct answer above.)

    This one will depend on who's answering, no doubt...

    Fellatio or Cunnilingus?
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    Mmmm Cunnilingus. I'm hungry.

    food or drink?

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    GAH!!!
    food
    gah!!!
    um....
    math or science

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    Science


    France or England?
    MzNqbus

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    england

    pizza or hamburgers?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nega Imperian View Post
    I dont like obama he reminds me of a comcast commercial

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    pizzaaa

    1 trillion dollor in cash or 1 trillion dollors in coins

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    In cash...it'd be too hard for me and Baybay to swim nekkid in the coins! Prrrrrr...

    Boots or sandals?

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    boots. and btw Less explaining your answers please chickie - Its just scary.





    paper or plastic?
    I don't need any vassals,
    But I'd sure like some castles,
    Because with all my greed,
    A fortress is what I need.
    I've got lots of money,
    But my neighbors are acting funny.
    They've been eyeing my stash,
    And now I fear for my cash.
    Now I must build up my walls,
    And furnish my extravagent halls.
    I'll be building an armoury,
    And praying for harmony.
    I'll be training my guards,
    And I'll be playing my cards,
    For with some diplomatic class,
    I might just save my neck.

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    Plastic. It's recyclable, and the process to manufacture it is far less polluting.

    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelRayHolt View Post
    Besides, I call a foul on the play because you didn't officially answer the question.[/I]
    Yes I did. Twice. You just weren't paying attention. :P

    Notice all 3 of my examples listed something GOOD compared to something that completely SUCKS (at least, assuming you're on the receiving end)

    Quote Originally Posted by Eloquius View Post
    "Chocolate Pudding or Hydrochloric Acid"
    "Shakespeare or Webber"
    "Back massage or Slow brutal torture"
    Quote Originally Posted by Eloquius View Post
    In sleep he sang to me... In dreams he --ZzzzzzzZZzzzzzzz
    And ^THAT is me falling asleep to "The Phantom of the Opera" (which actually happened, btw. Crazy chandelier crashing woke me up.)
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    Eaten by a bear

    Crosswords or Puzzels

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    puzzles

    Light or dark liquor

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    light

    ( I found that they have to add color to make it dark, and that's what gives you hangovers)


    Vehicles - import or domestic?
    MzNqbus

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    import the things run forever


    blondes or brunettes

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    Brunettes *ruffles Baybay's hair*

    Tea or coffee?

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    Coffee, Keeps ya going *Shakes*




    Shoulda went with Blondes! btw..






    Punched in the nose or punched in the eye!?
    I don't need any vassals,
    But I'd sure like some castles,
    Because with all my greed,
    A fortress is what I need.
    I've got lots of money,
    But my neighbors are acting funny.
    They've been eyeing my stash,
    And now I fear for my cash.
    Now I must build up my walls,
    And furnish my extravagent halls.
    I'll be building an armoury,
    And praying for harmony.
    I'll be training my guards,
    And I'll be playing my cards,
    For with some diplomatic class,
    I might just save my neck.

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    Nose. (Don't want bloodshot)

    10000 punches of Bruce Lee to your stomach, 3 point blank shots with a shotgun to both your arms.
    Last edited by JsK9; 05-01-2007 at 05:41 AM. Reason: clearer

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    shotgun, I'd rather be alive without my arms than dead


    would you rather give or recieve oral

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    first off - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. okies

    im not gonna answer cause i gotta c who does! xD
    I don't need any vassals,
    But I'd sure like some castles,
    Because with all my greed,
    A fortress is what I need.
    I've got lots of money,
    But my neighbors are acting funny.
    They've been eyeing my stash,
    And now I fear for my cash.
    Now I must build up my walls,
    And furnish my extravagent halls.
    I'll be building an armoury,
    And praying for harmony.
    I'll be training my guards,
    And I'll be playing my cards,
    For with some diplomatic class,
    I might just save my neck.

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    Better to give than to receive (EDIT: Unless it's Baybay givin...then I'm all "prrrrrrrrrrrrr")

    Batman or Superman?
    Last edited by Chickie; 05-01-2007 at 07:20 AM.

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    >> Chickie - ty for not mentioning BayBay..


    Superman FTW - Batman had the gadgets but super man had the skills :P







    Chocolate or Vanilla
    I don't need any vassals,
    But I'd sure like some castles,
    Because with all my greed,
    A fortress is what I need.
    I've got lots of money,
    But my neighbors are acting funny.
    They've been eyeing my stash,
    And now I fear for my cash.
    Now I must build up my walls,
    And furnish my extravagent halls.
    I'll be building an armoury,
    And praying for harmony.
    I'll be training my guards,
    And I'll be playing my cards,
    For with some diplomatic class,
    I might just save my neck.

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