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    I find myself to be a bit of an ****, so even if I had a clone I wouldn't do the nasty with it. I might challenge myself to a fight though. How cool would it be to knock seven shades of s***e out of yourself?

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    Yay, I am

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    I like your standards, and the unclingy thing is on point, but where is the line drawn for illegal drugs? I say this because if your talking about coke, that I understand, but I dont see why anyone would reject a guy on the sole basis that they smoke a little pot now and then.
    Because, I have no interest in being around it. Some of my ambitions for life require that I have a spotless record. I have dated a guy who smoked pot while we were dating, and he would invite me to things, knowing my view, and neglect to mention that there would be pot involved. I am not interested.

    I have plenty of friends who have tried it or no longer do it, and that's fine... but I find that people can't respect my wishes to not be around it.

    Quote Originally Posted by ppppaaaauuuullll View Post
    That reminds me of a radio station in GTA4. Basically, they're debating whether it's ok to have sex with your own clones.
    I used to park the car I was in to listen to that station!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalasin View Post
    To be on topic...

    My perfect guy likes video games, can talk books once in a while, and has a life. I don't like my guy to be too clingy, and I will never be the clingy girlfriend, either. My ex, and yes this is most of the reason we broke up, was upset due to my lack of clinging to him. I can't help the way I am. I like a guy who is honest and intelligent. Really, I can't deal with a person who is willfully ignorant.

    Though, I wish I could be so noble as to say that looks mean nothing to me... They do. I can't date a guy who's shorter than me. It just weirds me out. I don't usually like guys that are younger than me, though I have broken this one before. I hate potbellies on guys. Ugly hands turn me off. Speaking of, my guy has to like to turn me on. I don't want the male equivalent of a nymphomaniac, but I like to be held and touched and everything that goes with it.

    My guy has to have his own friends... and part of the reason for that is I do like to hang out with my guy's friends. I am usually thought of as "one of the guys," but I want MY guy to treat me special.

    I dunno. I think I am too picky.

    Oh! And no illegal drugs. I hate drugs.
    Picky? Nah.

    Too me this is just general standards... not perfect mate. Then again finding a partner/spouse on the right track career wise but still having somewhat of a heart/brain these days seem to be getting harder and harder.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kalasin View Post


    Because, I have no interest in being around it. Some of my ambitions for life require that I have a spotless record. I have dated a guy who smoked pot while we were dating, and he would invite me to things, knowing my view, and neglect to mention that there would be pot involved. I am not interested.

    I have plenty of friends who have tried it or no longer do it, and that's fine... but I find that people can't respect my wishes to not be around it.



    I used to park the car I was in to listen to that station!
    That's cool, I'd be really pissed off if stuff like that happened to me when I specifically stated my 'ethics' regarding it.
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    I think I will just say from what I have read, Tiiger is my favorite.
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    [QUOTE=Lurk;980127] 2. Second of all, no fat chicks. Sorry[QUOTE]

    Siggied. But , I know what you mean. A quart of the cute girls I have met are pretty dumb.
    Ayyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride_the_wave_renton View Post
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    Siggied. But , I know what you mean. A quart of the cute girls I have met are pretty dumb.
    Really? I don't know too many pretty girls that are dumb.
    Boredom makes me come back here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardianAngel View Post
    Really? I don't know too many pretty girls that are dumb.
    It's a common misconception.

    You are either ugly and smart, or pretty and dumb. *Shakes head* Whoever came up with that must be pretty dumb
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
    It's a common misconception.

    You are either ugly and smart, or pretty and dumb. *Shakes head* Whoever came up with that must be pretty dumb
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

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    ROFL!!!!!


    On a more serious note, you searched "dumb blonde" didn't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
    ROFL!!!!!


    On a more serious note, you searched "dumb blonde" didn't you?
    Have you tried searching for dumb brunettes or dumb redheads? All you find are blondes taking dumb blonde jokes and replacing "blonde" with brunette. It's pretty sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Have you tried searching for dumb brunettes or dumb redheads? All you find are blondes taking dumb blonde jokes and replacing "blonde" with brunette. It's pretty sad.
    What's worse is when they mess up and still say blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Have you tried searching for dumb brunettes or dumb redheads? All you find are blondes taking dumb blonde jokes and replacing "blonde" with brunette. It's pretty sad.
    No, because I don't judge people based on the color of their hair. Just like I don't judge people on their race, religion, sex, sexuality, height, weight, etc.

    It's the same with people calling athletes non-intelligent.

    What makes me so sad, haha, is that some people believe it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
    It's the same with people calling athletes non-intelligent.
    Now there's something I haven't looked up yet! Dumb jocks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Now there's something I haven't looked up yet! Dumb jocks!
    I love how you completely ignore the other things I said.
    Although I always thought you were fairly athletic. Perhaps I was wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Now there's something I haven't looked up yet! Dumb jocks!

    I think I'll do that as well. Have you looked up "dudes on steriods"? (was ewie)

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    Why would we?

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    Nichts, since when is Hell hot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABC43 View Post
    Nichts, since when is Hell hot?
    Since Mr. Devil joined Greenpeace. See, it turns out the AC he had was using dirty electricity, so he got rid of it.

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    What I find in a girl?

    The one that i would cut my thumbs on for... that is what I want to find in a girl , and there is only 1 girl like that because she is the only girl I can find her in...

    Am I confusing you yet? Because I already did to myself...
    Ayyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ride_the_wave_renton View Post
    What I find in a girl?

    The one that i would cut my thumbs on for... that is what I want to find in a girl , and there is only 1 girl like that because she is the only girl I can find her in...

    Am I confusing you yet? Because I already did to myself...
    CakeLover is a cute girl..Hehe!! Have you seen her pic?
    ...And later it flew

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream_Weaver View Post
    CakeLover is a cute girl..Hehe!! Have you seen her pic?
    Lol..Im not cute...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream_Weaver View Post
    CakeLover is a cute girl..Hehe!! Have you seen her pic?
    Oh the joys of being a girl on the intarwebz. And people wonder why so many more females choose not to reveal their gender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    Oh the joys of being a girl on the intarwebz. And people wonder why so many more females choose not to reveal their gender.
    Or claim to be guys.

    Which is a funny thought. Guys pose as girls because..., actually, let's not go there. Girls pose as guys because they don't get stalked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Or claim to be guys.

    Which is a funny thought. Guys pose as girls because..., actually, let's not go there. Girls pose as guys because they don't get stalked.
    For the most part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Or claim to be guys.

    Which is a funny thought. Guys pose as girls because..., actually, let's not go there. Girls pose as guys because they don't get stalked.
    you're actually a girl posing as a guy?
    Can you lead your llama to the drama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Or claim to be guys.

    Which is a funny thought. Guys pose as girls because..., actually, let's not go there. Girls pose as guys because they don't get stalked.
    Thus the real reason there are no girls/women/females on the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
    you're actually a girl posing as a guy?
    If I can do it, she can too!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    OMG, Wodey found a woman who agrees with him. He must be right, cos all women are always right all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    If I can do it, she can too!
    Same here!
    ...And later it flew

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
    you're actually a girl posing as a guy?
    Of course. Haven't you notice my total girlishness on MSN?

    You though, mister. How dare you pose as a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Of course. Haven't you notice my total girlishness on MSN?

    You though, mister. How dare you pose as a girl.
    You know, if you are a girl, and she is a guy, you still make perfect e-love material!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rokchick View Post
    OMG, Wodey found a woman who agrees with him. He must be right, cos all women are always right all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    You know, if you are a girl, and she is a guy, you still make perfect e-love material!
    Ya, but he's like, 50, and I'm like, "18."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    Of course. Haven't you notice my total girlishness on MSN?

    You though, mister. How dare you pose as a girl.
    Yes, you are a complete girl on msn. Lynx and I laugh over the logs.
    Can you lead your llama to the drama?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jono View Post
    You know, if you are a girl, and she is a guy, you still make perfect e-love material!
    It somewhat sounds as if she were . . . yeah . . .

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    Doesn't exist.
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    Stop the sexual references. Children read this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubz0r View Post
    Doesn't exist.
    O.e I'm starting to think you're right.
    My perfect guy:
    >Plays at least an instrument like a guitar/drums/or violin, or whatever, just not HARMONICA, I hate them >.<
    >Doesn't get jealous easily because most of my friends are guys . . .
    >Isn't clingy and doesn't call me for hours and hours if we get to see each other almost everyday.
    >Doesn't get drunk every night.
    >Let's me listen/watch whatever I want at least 85% of the time.
    >Gets along with my family, a must. If he doesn't, he needs to get out of here because he's dating the wrong girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiiger View Post
    Yes, you are a complete girl on msn. Lynx and I laugh over the logs.
    BTW, is that you in your avie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nichts View Post
    BTW, is that you in your avie?
    If it is, can you show us a bigger picture?

    If it isnt, can you show us a bigger picture anyway?
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    Now a Brit will rule the .us forum- more than a bit ironic.
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    Pfft, everyone knows that girls do not exist. Legion is clearly a chocolate bar.
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    Just gonna say it.....
    A man in a kilt is a target for me. I love big burly muscular men that make me feel dainty and small when I stand next to him. I also want a guy who loves food and loves to cook with me in the kitchen. Someone who is into the same music as me and who has the same relationship with God that I have. Someone older than me, who likes to go places and hang out with other people. Not really into the being alone thing. Also I want a guy who has a big family. Oh and he must have a job nd a car and not be all mushy romantic giggly crap stuff. I hate mushy.

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    Perfect mate:

    The kind that can't cut through the ropes.
    Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.

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