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    Unhappy Dooms Day

    I heard from school that on 12/12 there's going to be something crashing into the earth and either knocking it off the course of orbit or completly destroy it. The thing that is going to crash into us is either the newly discovered, Planet X, or a giant asteroid.

    Is this true? Are we truly all going to die?! Is this the end to all life as we now it?!?!?!!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkyjim View Post
    I heard from school that on 12/12 there's going to be something crashing into the earth and either knocking it off the course of orbit or completly destroy it. The thing that is going to crash into us is either the newly discovered, Planet X, or a giant asteroid.

    Is this true or is it gossip
    Yes, it's completely true. That's why all news networks are reporting it, the world governments are in crisis talks and why the US government has currently sent a request to an experienced oil rig worker to get him to assemble a crew.

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    it's neither

    it's legend, many end of the world myths center on December 12th 2012

    the mayan calender ends then., but it doesn't actually say the world will end

    some say impact, some say rapture, others say zeitgiest

    best not to dwell on it, it's all speculation, there is no evidence to support any end of the world theory
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    All we can do is wait...

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    I'm stocking up on guns and ammunition to make 12/12 come true.

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    So we're not going to die?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkyjim View Post
    So we're not going to die?!?!?!
    The world may end, but we can always float around on space rocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Guardian View Post
    The world may end, but we can always float around on space rocks.
    Wouldn't we either die from the explosion or die from suffication?!

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    DoomsDay Days:

    1998
    Y2K (year 2000)
    9/11
    Oct 10 2008 (LHC atom smasher)
    2012 (Niburu)


    Seriously folks... really?... Dooms day...? wow....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheonix Fires View Post
    DoomsDay Days:

    1998
    Y2K (year 2000)
    9/11
    Oct 10 2008 (LHC atom smasher)
    2012 (Niburu)


    Seriously folks... really?... Dooms day...? wow....
    don't forget 88 reasons why the world will end in 1988

    that was a best seller btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    Yes, it's completely true. That's why all news networks are reporting it, the world governments are in crisis talks and why the US government has currently sent a request to an experienced oil rig worker to get him to assemble a crew.
    Nonsense, it should be a doctor. *cough cough*


    Quote Originally Posted by Lelouche View Post
    don't forget 88 reasons why the world will end in 1988

    that was a best seller btw
    Yeah, but that was in the 80s. Everyone hated the 80s. If we survived the 80s, we can survive nuclear apocalypse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Good Guy View Post
    Nonsense, it should be a doctor. *cough cough*




    Yeah, but that was in the 80s. Everyone hated the 80s. If we survived the 80s, we can survive nuclear apocalypse.
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    I tink i'ts TRUE....
    The OPOCALYPSE where HORDES of ZOMBIES caome either from,A MAN witht the BUG,JUST come OUT of the GROUND,etc.

    OR..the FREAKY part is..that I just MADE-UP PLANET *X* and said it existed in the ALPHABET GALAXY...and that it GETS CLOSER and CLOSER to our GALAXY and ounce it TOUCHES IT...it take 24 HOURS for it to HIT EARTH and BLOWS MOST of it UP and the REST HURTELS into the SUN and causes it to EXPLODE..and "HIM" starts the "GAME" over and BUILDS "NEW EARTH"I never knew I was RIGHT about PLANET X..I thought I just MADE it UP..I even "SAID":"I LIVED THERE" and PLAN to DESTROY "EARTH"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lelouche View Post
    don't forget 88 reasons why the world will end in 1988

    that was a best seller btw
    Hahaha, I know, seriously. Scientists make a lot of mistakes such as described above about what happened in 1988; what they "predicted" (the Dooms Day thing) was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    Yes, it's completely true. That's why all news networks are reporting it, the world governments are in crisis talks and why the US government has currently sent a request to an experienced oil rig worker to get him to assemble a crew.
    That was absolutely perfect. I love you, (almost at much as Tar for the failblog.org linky.)
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    Aren't there like 30 threads on this shenanigans now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zingoleb View Post
    29 and a half.
    wxplain the *1/2*
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    This is a half-fast thread. Remember not to say 'half-fast' too fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zingoleb View Post
    This is a half-fast thread. Remember not to say 'half-fast' too fast.
    LOL...I said it FAST

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    Yes, it's completely true. That's why all news networks are reporting it, the world governments are in crisis talks and why the US government has currently sent a request to an experienced oil rig worker to get him to assemble a crew.
    The ending of that movie made me cry...
    (if you are talking about the movie...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerbeus Lockjaw View Post
    The ending of that movie made me cry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerbeus Lockjaw View Post
    The ending of that movie made me cry...
    (if you are talking about the movie...)
    Aye, I'm talking about that movie.

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    I always thought it was the 21st of December for some reason..

    (The Mayan calendar ending I mean...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narodnik View Post
    Yes, it's completely true. That's why all news networks are reporting it, the world governments are in crisis talks and why the US government has currently sent a request to an experienced oil rig worker to get him to assemble a crew.
    ehhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egroeg View Post
    I tink i'ts TRUE....
    The OPOCALYPSE where HORDES of ZOMBIES caome either from,A MAN witht the BUG,JUST come OUT of the GROUND,etc.

    OR..the FREAKY part is..that I just MADE-UP PLANET *X* and said it existed in the ALPHABET GALAXY...and that it GETS CLOSER and CLOSER to our GALAXY and ounce it TOUCHES IT...it take 24 HOURS for it to HIT EARTH and BLOWS MOST of it UP and the REST HURTELS into the SUN and causes it to EXPLODE..and "HIM" starts the "GAME" over and BUILDS "NEW EARTH"I never knew I was RIGHT about PLANET X..I thought I just MADE it UP..I even "SAID":"I LIVED THERE" and PLAN to DESTROY "EARTH"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheonix Fires View Post
    DoomsDay Days:

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    Oct 10 2008 (LHC atom smasher)
    2012 (Niburu)


    Seriously folks... really?... Dooms day...? wow....
    I loved the LHC conspiracies.

    black hole on earth would be sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatterLee View Post
    Hahaha, I know, seriously. Scientists make a lot of mistakes such as described above about what happened in 1988; what they "predicted" (the Dooms Day thing) was wrong.
    Yeah, I hated it when all those scientists made those predictions about the end of the world and were wrong. OK, well a couple scientists. Well, actually just one. Come to think of it there were no scientists saying that, where the heck did you get stupid information like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tacitus View Post
    Yeah, I hated it when all those scientists made those predictions about the end of the world and were wrong. OK, well a couple scientists. Well, actually just one. Come to think of it there were no scientists saying that, where the heck did you get stupid information like that?
    Bravo! that made me chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bankrupt Monk View Post
    Bravo! that made me chuckle.

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    Short of something really disastrous no scientist would proclaim dooms day. Talk about a career ender, and hey lets say he's right ? What good does it do if we are all dead and gone ? He can't even say I told you so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cetusipy View Post
    Short of something really disastrous no scientist would proclaim dooms day. Talk about a career ender, and hey lets say he's right ? What good does it do if we are all dead and gone ? He can't even say I told you so.


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    Default what a bunch of bologna

    It might not be true but at least it is fun to see ppl making up reasons it is real.

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