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    Default Racism at its finest.

    Since the election is underway, there seems to be a surge in racism. I recently was made aware of it, and went to do a little research so I could spot racial epitaphs I might have otherwised missed. Racism is some funny ****. Here are a few highlights.


    Beaver-Beater French Canadians Fur trade.

    Cornbread Blacks It was in the movie "Shaft." Apparently Black people like Corn Bread.

    Carrot Snapper Mormons Refers to the mormon tradition of growing and canning foods for storage.

    Fili Cheese Steak Filipinos Refers to what it looks like when a Filipino woman is in a gangbang

    I would leave the link, but Thought the mods would yank the thread. It's an easy search though, a database if you will.

    A lot of the explanations are funnier then the slur, and I'm not being racist, I'm arming everyone so we can be racist on even grounds. It's my contribution to society.



    Edit; the copy and paste on the names and explanations came out messed up sorry.
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    I found out years ago that the phrase similar to call it like it is (call a spade a spade) is racist. I never used it or thought of it, but someone I knew used it in the company of a black guy from Canada and he got all pissed.
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    Is this you trying to suck jdurand's **** or something after you made the ****** comment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dooglash sontoosh View Post
    Is this you trying to suck jdurand's **** or something after you made the ****** comment?
    If Jd wants to get that worked up over nothing that's his choice, but It sounds to me like if jd stops suddenly, someone is going to have to pull our head out of his ***.
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    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Ant is derogatory for Antarctican... Someone made half this **** up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dooglash sontoosh View Post
    Is this you trying to suck jdurand's **** or something after you made the ****** comment?
    No, I think this is him being his typical idiot self. The guy is obviously a social failure and probably used to people feeling awkward and uncomfortable around him. You know that "courtesy laugh" people give when someone tells a joke that isn't even remotely funny but they don't want to be rude? That's all this moron has ever heard in response to his humor, so he probably thinks it's genuine.

    I mean, the guy probably still thinks farting in public is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdurand View Post
    I mean, the guy probably still thinks farting in public is hilarious.
    It's not? Louis C.K. explained why they're funny. I forget the exact list or the order, but it's something like:

    1. They come out of your butt.
    2. They smell like poo because they've been hanging around your poo all day.
    3. They make a little trumpet sound when they make their entrance into the world.
    4. They come out of your butt!

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    Thanks to Louis C K, my wife blames me when she burps or farts in public. He did a bit about his wife also, how she was all cute and feminine so no one would believe it, yeah, then he points to himself and said something like "and there I am, all big and manly... looking like I'm made of farts... who wouldn't think it was me?"

    What's with the old people though? Have they totally lost sphincter control or have they just gotten to a point where they just don't give a **** anymore. It's so nasty being around one of them right after the hit the early bird special at the diner, chock full of broccoli, I swear sometimes they're bad enought to make a vet relive their PTSD and they never once say "excuse me" or even bother to look around to see if anyone noticed. Hmmm, Pine and Flossie should take note....
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    When I was a kid and my mom would drag me to the nursing home where she volunteered, I'd sit next to old people and fart and then try to convince them it was them.

    Worked about 90% of the time. I wasn't a very good kid. lol

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    Anything about farts is hilarious.

    I was helping the inlaws move and my future ex- mother inlaw made sammiches. Mayonnaise is the devil to my guts.
    On the moving truck, future ex-brother inlaw deep in the truck with me being at the back end, I ripped one that cause inner organs to liquefy upon breathing. He shrieked at me and told me to get the **** out of the truck and check my shorts.

    Best day with future ex-inlaws ever.
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    In regards to the title of this thread...

    I've seen much higher class examples of racism than this...
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    I refuse to look at page one to discover how we jumped from racism to farting... I like mysteries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    It's not? Louis C.K. explained why they're funny. I forget the exact list or the order, but it's something like:

    1. They come out of your butt.
    2. They smell like poo because they've been hanging around your poo all day.
    3. They make a little trumpet sound when they make their entrance into the world.
    4. They come out of your butt!
    Louis CK makes everything funny. Blazing, on the other hand, does not...except in his own mind.

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    I disagree with ya on that one.
    Blazing1 is funny as ******* hell. Seriously, there are a handful of people on this forum who have made me laugh out loud (intentionally, anyway - lots of idjits who have done the same without that intention), and he/she/it is most definitely one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdurand View Post
    No, I think this is him being his typical idiot self. The guy is obviously a social failure and probably used to people feeling awkward and uncomfortable around him. You know that "courtesy laugh" people give when someone tells a joke that isn't even remotely funny but they don't want to be rude? That's all this moron has ever heard in response to his humor, so he probably thinks it's genuine.

    I mean, the guy probably still thinks farting in public is hilarious.
    You caught me, I'm being myself, idiot that I am. But I'm ok with it. You on the other hand, seem to be so uptight, if you farted, it would sound like someone letting the air out of a ballon. For your information, any fart that sounds like that is a win. See, I love you all over again jd.
    Quote Originally Posted by Baron D'Holbach View Post
    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Chak View Post
    I disagree with ya on that one.
    Blazing1 is funny as ******* hell. Seriously, there are a handful of people on this forum who have made me laugh out loud (intentionally, anyway - lots of idjits who have done the same without that intention), and he/she/it is most definitely one of them.
    I'm sure he will appreciate the much needed endorsement, though I fear you'll only encourage more of his juvenile, Bubba humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdurand View Post
    I'm sure he will appreciate the much needed endorsement, though I fear you'll only encourage more of his juvenile, Bubba humor.
    Bubba humor? That's racist. You are a self hating white person JD. I would have to consult Lurk, but I think you feel an overwhelming guilt for the way your wife's ancestors were treated, and your defense mechanism is to lash out at anything that could be construed as racism as a means to counteract said guilt. But again, this is just a theory, I suggest you eat some mushrooms and find yourself. We are here for you, and eagerly awaiting your safe, and sane return. Sincerely, The Blazin1
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    You should quote yourself. It's like liking your Facebook status or high-fiving yourself in the mirror.

    It's what I would do if I didn't have to keep mine exactly how it is for madsquirrels and erazer.

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    Haha! See?? Fart jokes are awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    You caught me, I'm being myself, idiot that I am. But I'm ok with it. You on the other hand, seem to be so uptight, if you farted, it would sound like someone letting the air out of a ballon. For your information, any fart that sounds like that is a win. See, I love you all over again jd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1 View Post
    Bubba humor? That's racist.
    You're a southern hick, probably pushing 250-260lbs or more. A regular heart attack waiting to happen. You couldn't cut the rigors of higher education so you opted to settle for the life of a small time fisherman, if memory serves. You have an affinity for camouflage fashions and sweaty net-backed baseball caps. Your neck waddles when you walk and likely has more folds in it than the crusty snot-rag you have been carrying around in you front pocket for the past 6 months. Oh yeah, and you like toss out racial epithets when attempting to make your political points. So yeah, you're a Bubba.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Blazin1
    ...your defense mechanism is to lash out at anything that could be construed as racism...
    And you, based on your comments above, are such a witless moron that you don't think referring to black folks by the n-word is wrong. So, forgive me if I think you full of more than a little bit of horse ****.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lurk View Post
    "He's so uptight, you could shove a lump of coal up his *** and in 2 weeks he'd **** out a diamond!"
    It's no use, Lurk..."you can take a mule to water but you can't make him drink"

    He wants to wallow in his brand of humor like a pig wallows in mud and ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurk View Post
    "He's so uptight, you could shove a lump of coal up his *** and in 2 weeks he'd **** out a diamond!"
    Ferris B quotes = +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdurand View Post
    You're a southern hick, probably pushing 250-260lbs or more. A regular heart attack waiting to happen. You couldn't cut the rigors of higher education so you opted to settle for the life of a small time fisherman, if memory serves. You have an affinity for camouflage fashions and sweaty net-backed baseball caps. Your neck waddles when you walk and likely has more folds in it than the crusty snot-rag you have been carrying around in you front pocket for the past 6 months. Oh yeah, and you like toss out racial epithets when attempting to make your political points. So yeah, you're a Bubba.



    And you, based on your comments above, are such a witless moron that you don't think referring to black folks by the n-word is wrong. So, forgive me if I think you full of more than a little bit of horse ****.



    It's no use, Lurk..."you can take a mule to water but you can't make him drink"

    He wants to wallow in his brand of humor like a pig wallows in mud and ****.
    Somehow, I think this might be because of me not wanting to re-***. Now calm down JD, you're about to have a stroke, and not the good kind that normally comes from you sitting in front of a computer. Speaking of porn, do you and the wife watch black porn, or inter-racial?
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    Why would I be interested in feeding your stroke fantasies, you mutt wretch?

    If you're curious as to what a meaningful relationship might be like with someone of another race, you'll need to lose that 300lb, pasty-skinned, overweight cousin you call a wife, step out of your doomed racist mentality, find someone of a darker complexion and expand your horizons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdurand View Post
    you mutt wretch?
    Man, how racist can you possibly get while complaining about how racist other people are?
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